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(London Times)   Hilarity ensuing all over at Miss Tibet pageant, what with one contestant forced to withdraw because she was unveiled as a high-altitude combat specialist with the Indian army and village elders going bugfark over the swimsuit competition   (timesonline.co.uk) divider line 69
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2006-10-14 01:52:24 AM
Sounds like she had Real Ultimate Power.
 
2006-10-14 01:54:53 AM
So what's the prize? You get shot by the Chinese troops?

/window seat
 
2006-10-14 01:56:01 AM
DN RTFA TTIUWP
 
2006-10-14 01:56:07 AM
Nice use of the word "bugfark". You don't see that often.

For the record, if I ever have to be in a conference or convention with Harlan Ellison, I'm packing a handgun with rubber bullets. And that's only because I like the man's work. If he comes within 12 feet of me, he's getting a double-tap to the testicles.

Really.
 
2006-10-14 01:57:14 AM
That's gotta be the longest headline I've ever seen. I'm okay with it, though, for the record.
 
2006-10-14 01:57:20 AM
Ummm... pic?
 
2006-10-14 01:59:26 AM
"Pema Choedon, the soldier turned beauty queen, was so upset that she had a panic attack and was taken to hospital."

-Nerves of steel, that's one tough soldier...
 
2006-10-14 02:04:09 AM
specializing in high altitude combat...yet suffers from panic attacks?
 
2006-10-14 02:05:20 AM
If there was a Miss Tibetan High Altitude Combat Specialist, I would so watch it.

a flamboyant 36-year-old photographer named Lobsang Wangyal

LOBSANG DIBBLER!

/and that's cutting me own throat
 
2006-10-14 02:05:38 AM
Here she is:

static.flickr.com
 
2006-10-14 02:07:53 AM
I would like to do a Halo dive on her. XD
 
2006-10-14 02:11:08 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2006-10-14 02:11:30 AM
CodeBlue40

Harlan Ellison was there?
 
2006-10-14 02:11:52 AM
I have to say, best headline .......ever.


Bravo submitter
 
2006-10-14 02:13:23 AM
Those monks and sherpas...
That's where buddhism gets you.
 
2006-10-14 02:13:41 AM
She's part of a covert high altitude combat unit. Yet she had a panic attack and had to be taken to the hospital.

What is she, their fluffer?
 
2006-10-14 02:15:49 AM
yay, boobs!


and BEER!

(then more boobs~)

oh and did someone provide a booster seat for Harlan to sit on?
 
2006-10-14 02:18:47 AM
You want pics? I got pics:

M'kay?
 
2006-10-14 02:20:03 AM
www.lafamily.com
www.flagfocus.info
 
2006-10-14 02:20:43 AM
Fanny Babbs: Those monks and sherpas...
That's where buddhism gets you



Hmm... actually there's not very many of them in Tibet at the moment. Communist China and all that.


By the way, even though it hasn't really been brought up here, I just want to point through out that pre-Chinese Tibet was arguably oppressed worse by the Lamas than it has been since by the Maoists... and that's saying something. So, Free Tibet /= Dalai Lama returning to power.
 
2006-10-14 02:21:34 AM
FesterLDS: You want pics? I got pics:


Ok, what gives because that dude in the middle of the bottom row is definitely a dude.
 
2006-10-14 02:22:42 AM
llamas, not lamas... come on, i thought USA was largest spanish speaking country in world
 
2006-10-14 02:25:21 AM
JungleBoogie

If the picture above really is her, she could "fluff" me just by walking into the room.
 
2006-10-14 02:26:43 AM
"You want pics? I got pics:"

-OH! I get it! It's Miss Transsexual Tibet...
 
2006-10-14 02:27:11 AM
She's not even that hot. Lil' Miss Thin Legs can't hide the wide nose, thin lips, and blank smile. At least show some emotion.

/loves asian chicks
//but not this one
///has hotter g/f
 
2006-10-14 02:27:58 AM
I was talking about beer4breakfast's post.
 
2006-10-14 02:28:48 AM
And here you guys are... dissing Tibet's finest...

...


..

... Girly-men
 
2006-10-14 02:32:05 AM
Dihnekis

I think they're all dudes...

*shudder and gag*
 
2006-10-14 02:32:33 AM
yes! Tibets finest ain't got shiat on America's finest!

/supporter of Free-ing Tibet
//FREE TIBET YOU GREEDY MO-FO'S!
 
2006-10-14 02:32:38 AM
www.misstibet.com

I'd hit it like the vajra of god.
 
2006-10-14 02:34:50 AM
That is stupendous! Umm, lady, I used to be a part of elite forces. Can we get together? Oh, this is not the match-making section of FARK?

/Semper Fidelis
 
2006-10-14 02:36:06 AM
medium_pimpin

Ahh, she can just slap me in the face with her bewbies. It's hard to argue with a nipple in your mouth.
 
2006-10-14 02:36:47 AM
Soon there will be Tibetan Buddhist Reservations, then the drunken decades, then resurgence via casinos, then payola political victories, then the inevitable - Tibet takes over China!
 
2006-10-14 02:41:06 AM
I am drunk, and the booty call didn't work out, so goddamnit I want to buy everyone here a beer!!

Didnt read the article..but yeah..thought I would end the night with a paroxysm.
 
2006-10-14 02:41:33 AM
eazydog: I think they're all dudes...


The closer I look, I see what you are saying. Lets have a miss Tibet pageant with girls next!
 
2006-10-14 02:42:18 AM
eazydog...


-nipplzz are sacred and should be exposed at all times. You seen the bra's that have the nipple cut outs? SWEEEEEEET!
 
2006-10-14 02:44:51 AM
Some of them are a bit scary:

www.misstibet.com

...but the one beer4breakfast posted is uber-hawt.
 
2006-10-14 02:45:10 AM
-Therion

Sorry that girl has pimples bigger than Nickels!!

/and some nipplzz
 
2006-10-14 02:45:10 AM
Free Tibet!

I'll take it! Hello China? Have I got a deal for you!!!
Thats right... all the tea...

//Not mine, blatantly stole it
///half drunk, half asleep, half stupid
////Didn't RTFA
///I'd hit it
 
2006-10-14 02:45:17 AM
jay_bones15

Thanks Jay! I'm drunk too, and the beer you just bought me tastes great (even if I had to get up and get it myself :)

Let me get the next round!
 
2006-10-14 02:47:22 AM
Therion

I'd hit it like the vajra of god.

...Since she had attended a Tibetan school in India, the Chinese authorities accused her as a Tibetan government agent. They imprisoned her for more than a month...

Yeah, and she can take a licking and keep on ticking. She definitely has the most interesting background.

That ugly "dude" on the bottom says she was the first runner up and Miss Personality in a 2005 contest. See how shallow you guys are overlooking such a wonderful personality? *snicker*
 
2006-10-14 02:50:28 AM
She sounds like one mohat-momma!
 
2006-10-14 02:52:06 AM
She smells like a virus. somebody eat her...no pun intended.


/pun was really inteded.
 
2006-10-14 02:57:15 AM
is there a yak riding even in the competition?

that would be super
 
2006-10-14 03:01:15 AM
beer4breakfast
How dear you try to deceive people's feelings by posting Natt Chanapa's picture!! She's a Thai pr0n queen.



//i'd hit it like cops on Rodney King.
 
2006-10-14 03:05:18 AM
What I find really strange about the "Miss Tibet" website (aside from the obvious), is that I went to college with a Mongolian exchange student - her parents were Tibetan refugees.

She had a face, body, and personality that would make you drop to your knees and weep at the altar of all that is woman.

This website has me vexed and confused.
 
2006-10-14 03:07:42 AM
pafu_pafu

Damn, I guess there had to be somebody to bring race into this
 
2006-10-14 03:10:56 AM
pafu_pafu

You're right! I just did a GIS and damn if she ain't the one.

Good eye, man.
 
2006-10-14 03:18:16 AM
beer4breakfast: Here she is

I'd hit her HALO.
 
2006-10-14 03:19:23 AM
pafu_pafu

do the thais have a pixellated genitals fetish like the japanese?

/she's hot!
 
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