freak

3M TA3

I call the ass!!

Words cannot describe.....

I was all about it when he said "pot".

Where do i sign the line? I bet that dude has some tasty nugs.

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. PRAISE HAGMAN!

"I want the cake to be made of half marijuana"

Wooooo!

i never thought i'd say this, but Larry Hagman Freaking RULES!!!!

I say we cremate him, load his asses in shotgun shells, and shoot his friends. No harm done. Just a face full of Larry!

Haha, meestamee, you're so ghey.

07-12-02 10:21:33 AM Unbrchain

load his asses in shotgun shells

I don't know why I found that so funny, but I did.

One4k4,

STFU n00b!!!!!!111

Hugs and kisses,
Roman Moroni

i hope you guys brought your tastebuds!! Yummy!!!

Mmmm... human meat.. SFW?

Well, he's already been sauteing in a rich bourbon sauce for the past decade or two. Should be nice and tender by now!

I think he's been off the jack since having a liver transplant seven years ago.

Didn't we give this guy a new liver?

Hey, I say we take him out so that the Feastival can begin sooner than later.
I consider myself of friend of Hagman.

That's so odd.

It's high time people stopped using the word preggers. So says Quarlie.

I want my friends to eat me while I'm still living!

I'd like to be chopped up and uesd for fish chum so I can go fishin with my friends one last time.

Hagman Cake?

I hope they serve him with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

why the long process? I'm going to have my corpse served as hors d oeuvres at my wake! Noone will know what they're eating till the ceremonies over....

anybody who's read Stranger in a Strange Land wouldn't find this terribly unusual

Who shot J.R. full of drugs?

If you feel the least bit guilty, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it....

This cake is made from people! FROM PEOPLE!

*Soylent green reference*

Who ate J.R. ?!!

Right On, Larry

Dude that old guy digs pot. Cool

I also want people eat me when I die. Seriously.

Amorphis beat me to the punch.

Mmmm... Hagman Pot Pie...

Soylent Hagman?

I want people to eat me while I'm still alive...

When I'm dead though, I want to be cremated and then have my ashes fertilize a pot plant and some grapes for wine-making. Then, after the pot gets harvested and the wine is bottled, my friends can have a party...

Yes Master.

Wasn't there an article posted on Fark last year that said Hagman used to drop acid on the set of IDOJ? Maybe he was trying to get into character,you know...he played an astronauat?Went to the moon,married a woman who lived in a lamp...
ahh nevermind

I never knew how cool Larry Hagman is.

Reminds me of a good song by the Police. Yeah, the one with Sting.

-----

Friends

Words and music by Andy Summers

I likes to eat my friends and make no bones about it
I likes to eat my friends, I couldn't do without it
Ain't a man or poet, friend, I know just how you'll taste
Your limbs go sliding down my throat and never go to waste

Your death, of course, will sadden me, until I grok your essence
I know your life was not in vain when digestion is commencing
Consider this a celebration and the deepest pact of friends
And I hope that you will dine on me when I come to an end

(ah....)

Even friends may come to you with a new found revelation
But think of it as life renewed and not their termination
"To know you is to eat you" should be the code of lovers
Death brings the highest act of love preserved for one another

(ah....)

People say that what you are is only what you eat
And my friends become a part of me, oh well it's then that life's complete
To know you is to eat you, the act of love supreme
Each one of us inside himself can appetise the dream

(ah....)
(to fade)

Jimmycheese- yes! this came to mind for me too. 'it's peeeeeeeeeple.'

This has been a dream of mine as well. At my wake, when they go up to pay their respects to my corpse, everyone has to take a bite. That way, no body to bury afterwards.

Pucking Fothead