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(The Smoking Gun)   Police evidence photos of the heroin needle hidden in the Taco Bell burrito that a New Mexico woman tried to smuggle to a jailed friend   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 64
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2006-10-13 10:24:53 AM
She loses at life.
 
2006-10-13 10:26:25 AM
The fourth meal.
 
2006-10-13 10:27:52 AM
What they do? Turn off the lights and use a camera phone?
 
2006-10-13 10:34:55 AM
Horrible pictures. How am I supposed to compare this to the heroin I got off the street?
 
2006-10-13 10:39:24 AM
I would not hit it. Well, probably not.
 
2006-10-13 10:44:29 AM
Looks like your typical Taco Bell meal. Come to think of it, she looks like the typical Taco Bell employee. I think this is all a big mistake.
 
2006-10-13 10:54:19 AM
Friends don't let friends eat at Taco Bell.

/but they do smuggle 'em smack.
 
2006-10-13 10:58:44 AM
There's usually some horse in a Taco Bell meal, just not that kind.
 
2006-10-13 11:02:17 AM
biandlarge: There's usually some horse in a Taco Bell meal, just not that kind.

for teh winz!

thread over...
 
2006-10-13 11:08:01 AM
I never really understood the whole heroin thing. I was on morphine in the hospital for about five days straight and I hated every nauseous, itchy minute of it. In fact, they took me off of it when the doctors thought that I was having some manner of psychotic reaction.

They then put me on a dilaudid pump and, wow, was that fun. I'm not being sarcastic, either - it never occurred to me that you could get *that* high.
 
2006-10-13 11:12:47 AM
I'll go to Taco Bell today and ask for "the works, with heroin" and see what I get.
 
2006-10-13 12:01:08 PM
Yo quiero heroin?

Make a mainline for the border?

/On a side note... What a WONDERFUL girlfriend, I have never had a woman in my life that would be willing to even double park for me. I hope the prisoner appreciates what he has there. True blue man. She is a keeper.
 
2006-10-13 12:41:17 PM
No comment. The thread is already wrapped up.
 
2006-10-13 12:42:26 PM
Wonder why they needed that second photo of just the syringe itself... were they afraid that people might not convinced by the first image of the needle sitting on the pile of crappy food?
 
2006-10-13 12:42:40 PM
I've heard of drugs being smuggled in "tacos" before, but it's usually the one "south of the border"...

/sorry, that hurt me, too
 
2006-10-13 12:43:02 PM
Cannibis in a Burger King Whopper, now heroin in a Taco Bell burrito. Just more evidence we need a New Mexico tag, and fast food can be fun.
 
2006-10-13 12:43:39 PM
Taco Bell+heroin=Friday night
 
2006-10-13 12:44:07 PM
That's a Burrito Supreme.
 
2006-10-13 12:46:43 PM
That's waaaaaaayyyyyy outside the bun, man.
 
2006-10-13 12:47:09 PM
Occams_Electric_Razor

Codeine (IIRC metabolised to morphine in the body), in large enough quantities can be euphoric, but I agree, the mild nausea it brings on is not good.
Never tried morphine or heroin. Can't imagine there's nothing to it or people wouldn't do it twice. After twice I'm sure the addiction kicks in properly.

I'll certainly never touch them in a non-medical setting 'cos getting a full on addiction like that would be life destroying.
 
2006-10-13 12:48:26 PM
What a dope...

/aisle seat, please
 
2006-10-13 12:49:47 PM
Somebody did hit it. With an ugly stick.
 
2006-10-13 12:50:14 PM
Teh Smoking Gun is teh ghey, along with spelling 'the' as 'teh'...!

Why does anyone read their crap?
 
2006-10-13 12:51:27 PM
One burrito with the works, please.
 
2006-10-13 12:51:32 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

May be a better strategy.
 
2006-10-13 12:52:16 PM
Espanola is pretty much the worst place ever. You're driving along, either heading North to Taos or South to Santa Fe, and BAM - Espanola hits. You've gotta slow the hell down because it's a speeding trap, they made sure to install as many traffic lights as possible along the interstate in an attempt to trick travellers into stopping at their wretched hole, and for such a little town, it's filled to the brim with franchises, and bad ones at that. If I recall correctly, they had one of the nation's worst drug problems until a few years ago when the FBI or CIA came in and raided, arresting dozens. Every single time I'm in New Mexico, I absolutely dread driving through Espanola. Seriously, the worst place I've ever been in my life, and I grew up in MISSOURI, for crying out loud.
 
2006-10-13 12:54:24 PM
Occams_Electric_Razor: They then put me on a dilaudid pump and, wow, was that fun. I'm not being sarcastic, either - it never occurred to me that you could get *that* high.

My understanding is that the dilaudid is metabolized into morphine, same with heroin. The better high comes from better penetration of the blood-brain barrier. Least this is my understanding of it, I don't use opioids and don't know too much about them. This is fark, so I'm sure someone will come along and correct me if it is wrong.
 
2006-10-13 12:57:45 PM
BURRITOWN3D!
 
2006-10-13 12:58:59 PM
I dunno which is funnier -- this chick, or the perfectly legal $2 bill I almost got arrested for spending at a Taco Bell about ten years ago. They called mall security on me, he handcuffed me & called the cops. There were about 30 people standing around, and I was the *only* one who knew the $2 bill was legit -- until the cop showed up.

He was like "WTF?"
They: "This guy just tried to buy food with this..."
Cop: "So?"
They: "It's a TWO DOLLAR bill!"
Cop: "Yeah, I can see that. What's the problem?"
They: "Well, um, it's a TWO DOLLAR bill. There's no such thing as a two dollar bill."
Cop: "What in the hell are you talking about? It's perfectly legal. It's a two dollar bill."
They: "There's no two dollar bill!"
Cop: etc...

I got a free rock of crack and a hand job, and one of the best laughs of my life.
 
2006-10-13 01:02:07 PM
I can't tell which is a worse mess, the unfolded burrito with a heroin needle in it or this chick's face.

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2006-10-13 01:04:27 PM
This is what I hate about Subway. I tell them to make a sub with everything, and 100% of the time they still ask me if I want heroin and mayo.
 
2006-10-13 01:07:37 PM
The funny thing about heroin is that is was originally developed in an attempt to find a drug that was not as addictive as morphine. It was a failure since it is more addictive than morphine.

I just had surgery and I was given Demerol intraveineosly in recovery and morphine intramuscular once I was put in a room. In the past it was morphine via IV and Demerol in the rump. I asked why the change and was told that Demerol doesn't cause as much nausea, so it is now used in recovery and morphine is used intramuscular because it last longer than Demerol.
 
2006-10-13 01:08:54 PM
What a nice lady! She just wants him to get his fix and eat AT THE SAME TIME! How many junkies can say that about their woman?

For serious, if she's that ugly, just imagine how disfigured he must be.
 
2006-10-13 01:10:06 PM
What good is one going to do? Or was she planning on coming back 2 or 5 times a day until her friend is released?
 
2006-10-13 01:11:15 PM
Dear Jerk

"This is what I hate about Subway. I tell them to make a sub with everything, and 100% of the time they still ask me if I want heroin and mayo."

Well that is because you got to tell them you want it with "all the salads."

/HA, I loved that thread.
 
2006-10-13 01:19:18 PM
halfof33: I dunno which is funnier -- this chick, or the perfectly legal $2 bill I almost got arrested for spending at a Taco Bell about ten years ago. They called mall security on me, he handcuffed me & called the cops. There were about 30 people standing around, and I was the *only* one who knew the $2 bill was legit -- until the cop showed up.

Ah, the Fnorgy tale.

/link is my first video edit
 
2006-10-13 01:20:17 PM
safeinsane: Ah, the Fnorgy tale.

Um, that's Fnorgby, you dumbass...

/correcting myself slashy!
 
2006-10-13 01:22:07 PM
Ya! Heroin: the horse that rides you.
 
2006-10-13 01:24:09 PM
mmm..i love me some herion.
//read police report.
 
2006-10-13 01:24:31 PM
Those pictures look like they were taken with a convenience store security camera.
 
2006-10-13 01:24:38 PM
Occams_Electric_Razor

They then put me on a dilaudid pump and, wow, was that fun. I'm not being sarcastic, either - it never occurred to me that you could get *that* high.

Dilaudid is the shiat. I didn't have a pump, but for two weeks straight every two hours, I was allowed to ring the nurse for a new injection in my IV.

The stuff wasn't so great at first - I was in the middle of an acute pancreatitis attack when first admitted to the ER. I threw up EVERYWHERE, and it worked for about half an hour. About an hour after it stopped working they got tired of me screaming and tried again - I threw up again, but it didn't work at all. Finally they gave me Demerol. I don't remember much after that.

/Can't imagine a higher high than dilaudid...
 
2006-10-13 01:27:32 PM
Ah, Espanola! The original home of the low-rider!

But the Blake's Lota Burger with green chili is pretty good.

Occams_Electric_Razor

Dilaudid, eh? Woo-Hoo! That's some serious dope, there. Boy, howdee.
 
2006-10-13 01:30:32 PM
safeinsane

"Ah, the Fnorgy tale."

Who? (joke)

/I liked you video edit
//do you like me Yes?__ No?__.
 
2006-10-13 01:31:37 PM
one would think that the police department would be able to afford a camera with higher than VGA resolution. heck, maybe even something with a flash. but hey, who really needs to be able to clearly see what's in an evidence photo anyway?
 
2006-10-13 01:31:51 PM
Occams_Electric_Razor

ya, when they took me off dilaudid and put me on regular morphine, boy was I pissed.
 
2006-10-13 01:34:31 PM
The Shadow Knows!

ya, when they took me off dilaudid and put me on regular morphine, boy was I pissed.

They took me off dilaudid and that was the end of my drugs. Well, sorta. Then I was allowed to take stuff by mouth, so they gave me Percocet. That wasn't anywhere near as much fun as the dilaudid.
 
2006-10-13 01:42:18 PM
"the needle was then field tested"

One member of staff was quoted as saying, "fark yeah. ahhhwhhhhwhhwhwhwh shhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Dis shiat's dat cheebacheeba cheeba cheeba."
 
2006-10-13 01:46:50 PM
To those complaining about morphine:

Heroin was invented for those reasons. It's a processed form of morphine that has fewer side effects. It was originally thought to be less addictive, though I strongly doubt it's true. In some countries (UK) they use heroin for chronic severe pain, but I guess in the US we're too sensitive to its bad reputation.
 
2006-10-13 01:51:01 PM
I don't see what the problem is. Taco Bell causes diarrhea and opioids are known for their anti-diarrhea properties (promote constipation). In fact according to my Pharmacology textbook, antidiarrheal use of these drugs preceded analgesic use by centuries. So this person was just providing some preventive medication for their partner. Riiiiiigt....
 
2006-10-13 01:56:11 PM
'Ohhh, it feels like a thousand tiny kitty cats are scratching my balls.'
 
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