I care about all fark cliches, doodah, doodah

And now this biatch has voting too, All the shiatty day.

and proper html. i care about that.

I care about the fact that I dont truly care about anything.

I care about safe sex.

fvck it. i suck.

I realize that I don't appreciate airborne appliances enough. Thanks, fellow Farkers.

I care about family, freedom, and most things that start with F.

farkette shinty?

I care about whether she spits or swallows.

Waste not, want not.

I care about maintaining a proper diet.

I care about Jack & shiat.

I care about Jack too. Jack Daniels. And that patriot Sam Adams.

I just dont care! \(^_~)/

I care about mah hoez.

I don't care about anything.

I care about photoshops with voting enabled, and care about being beated to every one of them by the total farkers.

My friends and family. I am loyal to them without question and would give my life for any one of them.


And like most farkers I care about b00bies.

I care about my buddy Jesus.

I care that the schools are not educating our children.
Example:
"Farkers have clicked on the above link 109 times" even though it clearly says it doesn't go anywhere.

I care about how seeing much I can amuse you before my image server tells me to f*ck off.

I care about annoying commercials with stupid children trying to set the cheesy bread free, or heavy burritos that cause the center of gravity of every vehicle to rise UP, and a very nice jetta commercial.

[This space intentionally left blank]

Satisfaction. With yourself, and your life as you live it. Cliche Kitty, anyone?

I care about the advancement of science..

Note there are some strips torn off...

I care about proper hygiene.

I care about the internet and where the world, this country, and my life is going.

I care about the future.

in no particular order:

pizza, caffeine (and not that overhyped burnt-tasting crap Starbucks sells), nicotine, rolaids, alcohol, macintosh, a particular '79 westfalia, canada, freedom, pizza, geocaching, camping, pizza, cold beer, paddling, pedalling, friends, family (even my little brother).



Did I mention pizza?

I care about me.



And I dig fat chicks.

tangerines.

you cant get more out of life than a nice tasty tangerine.

Living each day content with who I am, and those I love.

i like my dog and i like drinking

I'm confused now I've verified the existence of what appears to be Russian Fark...

As Al Bundy says:


Al´s "I Care" Song

When hooters jiggle around
and I find nickels on the ground
I care

When the Mustangs engine purrs
and the bathroom´s not hers
I care

When the pitcher´s on the mound
and the wife is underground
I care

But when I´ve been playing this for days
I´ll kill anyone who stays
I swear!

Now let's link to Russian Fark properly...

This is my new mop. See? My friend George gave it to me. It's a good mop. Of course, it's not as good as my old mop, but... sometimes you just gotta take what life gives you. Cause, you know, life is like a mop. Yeah. See... when your life is full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs, you just gotta rinse it off and ring it out and start all over again.

And sometimes, life sticks to the floor so bad, a mop just isn't enough... you gotta get on your hands and knees and use a toothbrush! And if that doesn't work, you gotta get up - you gotta get right up and go over to the window and shout - "This floor is dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!"

oh yeah, I like mst3k also.

i care that animals get ethical treatment... in my stomach

Chien:::


Nuff respect - Roddy Bottom would be proud of you!

Who cares what any of you care about. Rat bastards

i care about weed, without weed there can be no good.......or something like that.

I care about quality children's entertainment.

Peanut butter?!

Myself

I care about my childhood heroes.

I care about the Brazilian waxing I am scheduled for later this afternoon.

Sometimes I think I don't care about anything. Then I turn to my girlfriend and it all changes. Or I read something funny on Fark or B3TA (yes call me a traitor), or I go out with my mates, Or think about mates back home in Oz and miss them. And realise I do in fact care.
Sorry about the morbid tone, I'm yet to have a cup of tea this morning. Speaking of which I care about what is more important to me, my immediate or long term wants and needs.

Oh and I care about Boobies

This cake. Yummy.

(p.s. I don't know who the hell Peter is).