I care about good links/polls

My children.

boobies

I care about my cars I love them dearly. I also love dearly fake boobies that point in the same direction. I also care about That guy reading my response to his post in the iraq thread... He called me out while i was at school (hey thats not fair :)

-Potac

Children who cry at the movies. I worry about them so much, I can't even concentrate on the film.

Oh, and dying.

Steak.

Boobies, no wait beer. Beer and boobies, yeah that's the ticket.

Star Wars!

'Nuff said!

I care about Fark being filled with Links That Don't Go Anywhere. I've been seeing more and more of these lately, and quite frankly, I'm scared. If we're not careful, Fark might one day transform itself into a page of nothing more than dozens of Links That Don't Go Anywhere.

I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

The number one thing I care about is there are so many new asshats coming into fark every day that the scripts are executing slow and everything is slowing down. Drew can't drink as much beer as he used to cause he's always running from the billing company knocking down his door trying to get his money for the internet connections.

-Potac

I don't know, but I sure don't care about my sandwich anymore.

I care about this guy:

Stickboxing

I care about an end to the constant stream of stupid shiat and everybody getting a farking clue! Every day seems to get a little bit stupider.

Farkwicket's children.

KNOW WITH VOTING! *sigh*

I care about an end to the constant stream of stupid shiat and everybody getting a farking clue! Every day seems to get a little bit stupider.

I care about the armed struggle of the oppressed people around the world fighting tooth and nail against the evil perpetuated on their lives and honor and the destruction wrought on their uniqueness as human beings by the imperial forces that would subjugate them, enslave them and take away the milk and cookies that are theirs to hold, nuture and eat when they so choose. It's worth fighting about. It's worth talking about. It's worth dying for.

I care about humanity.

I also care about fb, I miss him, where did he go?

I care about all the fat people who have to buy two seats on Southwest. I care about the mysterious orb, and what the heck happened to it. I care about real boobies, trimmed but no landing strip cha-cha's, and cold beer on hot days. I care about all the master photoshoppers because they maka me laugh. I care about the ads because it helps keep Drew drinking since I'm not a TotalFarker.
I care about the Brazilian female soccer team.. a lot.

What I do not care about, however, is links that do not go anywhere.

My Girlfriend.
(Yes, I am one of the lucky few Farkers with a social life)

Beer
(Makes the girlfriend so much better, in so many ways)

TV
(Bringer of life, Giver of entertainment, Surrogant parent to us all)

Cheese.

I care about how bad my spelling gets late at night, I need to get to bed!

I enjoy/care about the simple joy of translating Fark.ru (Russion Fark) to english. Enjoy!
Example:

"In order to read article, call on small ikonke, arranged/located to the left of the name (if the same is absent - simply on the name of resource/lifetime).They did not fall?Wipe hands against the pants.Repeat."

Some Headlines:
"Actors will study the safe sex ( now entire porno it will be in the condoms )"
"There is no Yugoslavia greater."
"Sex on the output is harmful!"
"Homosexual reject in the government of Norway."
"Test:Your vital style."
"Roumanian attempted to replace man with aerosol cylinder and arrived in the hospital."
"Yes are in good health macaronis!"
"Hedgehog passion frightened old lady to to polusmerti."
"Blind clairvoyant guesses on the buttocks."

This one got a "this is interesting" tag:
"In order to satisfy girl in the sexual plan/layout, for the beginning it would be entirely rather well learn..."

And finally, everyones favorite:
"Japanese ate all sausages on the bottom of the independence OF THE USA."

Go Imperialism! Whooooohooo! Imperialism is No 1! Death to rebel scum!

I care about the fact that nobody cares about what we care about.

stuff

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn or care about too much of anything anymore. It's all going to hell anyway.
You Watch!

I care aboot talking like our Northern bretren, eh.

I care about superpowers abusing their strength, and I care about the cancellation of Dark Angel, and the lack of proper live lager in the UK, and I care for 1 goldfish and 3 pot plants. And I care about when I can get my next dose of ibuprofen as I have a farking stinking hangover. Sorry, what was the question.

I care about MST3K, my friends..about doing what's right and just, defending freedom and preserving the American way. I also care about our Constitution and the space program, of seeking out new life and so on.

And I also care about money, being a dirty little capitalist.

boobies, video games, computers, food, and good conversation.

I care about superpowers abusing their strength, and I care about the cancellation of Dark Angel, and the lack of proper live lager in the UK, and I care for 1 goldfish and 3 pot plants. And I care about when I can get my next dose of ibuprofen as I have a farking stinking hangover. Sorry, what was the question?

Oh, and I deeply care about allowing voting this time.

I care about yo mamma.

The future, our world, and b00bies.

My wife and kids.

My job.

My friends and family.

My stuff.

But mostly my wife and kids.

...and yes I'm not that bright

We care a lot!
about the something something something da da dee
We care a lot!
and then the someting da da da da da da dee
We care a lot!
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...ah, screw it

I care about the plight of the poor little "Valley Elderberry Longhorn Beetle".
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The poor little guys endangered.

Paul, John, George, Ringo & Gear Jammer ask:
Won't somebody please think of the beetles.

...and he's a shy little bugger too.

That was a bad movie, LordDick...

I care about all fark cliches, doodah, doodah.

I care about when I post interesting question links, such as the "How many of YOU wear seat belts regularly" like I did yesterday, they don't get posted. I thought it was seat belt day yesterday.

I also care about you. Really. You PERSONALLY!

And, I hope you wear your seatbelt. I just assume that you buckle your kids up, otherwise I don't care about you anymore.

Physics, liberty and encryption (which can all be linked together)

I care a lot
about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees
about Los Angeles falling in the sea
about starvation and the food that Live Aid bought
about disease, baby, Rock Hudson, Rock...Yeah!

about the gamblers and the pushers and the freaks
about the people who live off the street
about the welfare of all the boys and girls
about you people cause I'm out to save the world

about the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines
about the NY, SF, and LAPD
about you people, about your guns
about the wars you're fighting
gee, that looks like fun

about the Cabbage Patch, The Smurfs, and DMC
about Madonna and we cop for Mr.T
about the little things, the bigger things we top
about you people, yeah, you bet I care a lot

And it's a dirty job but
someone's gotta do it....

oh, and Care Bears. you gotta care about Care Bears...

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