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(Toledo Blade)   Rollover accident caused by flying red bra. No, really   (toledoblade.com) divider line 82
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2006-10-12 12:09:55 PM
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"That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious...outrageous!"
 
2006-10-12 01:13:54 PM
Red Brachetta.
 
2006-10-12 01:56:20 PM
I'm not going to RTFA, because I know it won't be about teh buttsechs, as the headline suggests.
 
2006-10-12 01:56:21 PM
i17.ebayimg.com

You say she had a RED BRA ON?
 
2006-10-12 01:57:18 PM
FTA: "he swerved to avoid the flying bra and his car flipped several times in the grass median."


/Bras don't contain the AIDS, you idiot.
 
2006-10-12 01:58:44 PM
From TFA: "When answering questions about whether he "conversed visually" with the girls, the trooper noted that Mr. Long's heart rate exceeded 100."

Ok, he's guilty! Hang him!

What a mess... in order to sort it all out, we're gonna have to see pics of the bra. Preferably modeled on each of the girls in the car, then we'll have to see a slow motion exhibition of that one girl removing the bra as she claims to have done... from multiple angles. All in the name of justice!
 
2006-10-12 01:59:42 PM
That story works a lot better if you read it out loud in a sort of "Court TV Narrator" voice:

"Mr. Long, who was interviewed while he was still at the hospital, had a baseline heart rate of 84 through most of his interview with Trooper Hasty.

When answering questions about whether he "conversed visually" with the girls, the trooper noted that Mr. Long's heart rate exceeded 100."

(bum bum BUMMMMMMM)
 
2006-10-12 02:00:09 PM
Two Toledo men in a trailing 2006 Dodge Neon were injured when driver James Campbell told troopers he swerved to avoid the flying bra and his car flipped several times in the grass median.

Wait, wuh?

I guess the real question is, what's her size?

/She must be the girl in Shallow Hal
 
2006-10-12 02:00:11 PM
I hate when my bra flies off and causes traffic accidents!
 
2006-10-12 02:00:17 PM
Sounds like the girls were flashing the guys who lost control of the vehicle.

Once again, a clear case of men thinking with the wrong brain.
 
2006-10-12 02:02:09 PM
From TFA: "admitted that it was her bra that broke and later flew from the car's antenna"

That's the point at which I stopped and read the line three times, sure that I'd misread something. Bra? Car antenna? Wait...

Wow, you don't even need to read between the lines in that story to see that everyone involved was being idiotic.
 
2006-10-12 02:02:26 PM
Anyone have the evidence picture(s)? *grin
 
2006-10-12 02:04:31 PM
Just imagine the hilarity if her dog had chewed her panties too....

/your dog wants lycra.
 
2006-10-12 02:05:09 PM
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2006-10-12 02:05:35 PM
www.newsday.com

WOW (.)(.) look who is wanted for questioning...big surprise
 
2006-10-12 02:06:44 PM
See, Boobies are weapons of mass destruction!

/smitty
 
2006-10-12 02:09:41 PM
See, Boobies are weapons of mass destruction distraction!

There, fixed that for you...
 
2006-10-12 02:10:18 PM
swerved to avoid a flying bra?!? This guy must either be swerve happy, or too old and/or mentally incompetent to be driving.
If swerving a car is your first reaction to a surprise simply because you didn't expect it, your license should be revoked.
/obviously, I don't blame the bra.
//I blame asshats and their 'enablers'.
 
2006-10-12 02:10:41 PM
There, fixed that for you...

Wasn't the first time today, the admins changed the headline a bit too ;)
 
2006-10-12 02:12:38 PM
Watch for the Dodge/Maidenform lawsuit. Coming soon to a courtroom near you!
 
2006-10-12 02:14:40 PM
Man what an amateur. He should have his man card revoked....
 
2006-10-12 02:16:55 PM
A bra is now a dangerous item, which makes it necessary to ROLL YOUR CAR OVER trying to avoid it? Maybe the driver of the Neon was related to the guy who crashed his SUV while trying to escape a deadly HOUSE SPIDER inside the truck.
 
2006-10-12 02:16:57 PM
I've read the damn thing three times and still can't figure out what the hell happened.

farfigneugan: swerved to avoid a flying bra?!? This guy must either be swerve happy, or too old and/or mentally incompetent to be driving. If swerving a car is your first reaction to a surprise simply because you didn't expect it, your license should be revoked.

I don't swerve for anything smaller than my car, unless it's a human.

Yes, that means dogs and cats will get run over as well. And I like cats.
 
2006-10-12 02:16:59 PM
pretty sure this article came up in the archives a bit back.

oh well, still did not RTFA, but still makes me laugh to think about it.
 
2006-10-12 02:17:01 PM
This is a clear case of were Bras Kill. I think that it should be illegal for women under the age of 30 to own or wear bras, unless they are not conceled. Yes, who is with me? We can march on Washington and demand safty from Bras!

/M.A.M.B.(Men Against Mishandeld Boobs
 
2006-10-12 02:17:16 PM
Two Toledo men in a trailing 2006 Dodge Neon were injured when driver James Campbell told troopers he swerved to avoid the flying bra and his car flipped several times in the grass median.

Hmm, I went to a dealership and they said they discontinued the Dodge Neon after the 2005 model... Maybe they meant Plymoth neon?
 
2006-10-12 02:19:30 PM
lordargent - And I like cats.

I like cats too, deep fried with lots of cream gravy.

/Taste like chicken
//The other other white meat
///No the other other one.
 
2006-10-12 02:20:07 PM
I appreciate how the girls didn't stop to help because they weren't sure what to do and the driver was "upset".

I absolutely positively hate daddy's girls who need everything done for them, and then when they get upset for any reason they are impossible to deal with.

farking biatches. This is probably the thing that annoys me the most.
 
2006-10-12 02:21:56 PM
It's okay to just go ahead and run over the bra if it's unoccupied.
 
2006-10-12 02:23:27 PM
driver James Campbell & passenger were trying to catch the flying bra and farked up....


/That b y HE isn't suing the chickeepoos.
 
2006-10-12 02:25:27 PM
mtman900 reminds me of that line from As Good as it Gets...

"How do you write women so well?
I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
 
2006-10-12 02:25:58 PM
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rough police sketch of the suspect
 
2006-10-12 02:26:00 PM
I can't retrievethe article with the 'victim' pictures- they charge for it. But talk about losers.

/sometimes a book can be judged by the cover
 
2006-10-12 02:26:33 PM
hahaha, that didn't work out too well, i suck with teh ASCII
 
2006-10-12 02:28:54 PM
I can see it now:

OMG! That flying bra's support wire is about to scratch teh paint on my Dodge Neon!
 
2006-10-12 02:29:05 PM
Cloptimus
I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

bwa haha, that's hilarious.
 
2006-10-12 02:29:21 PM
Wonko Fortytwo, ding, ding, ding - we have a winner. That's the only explanation.

I also agree with INeedMoreCoffee. Everyone involved was being idiotic.
 
2006-10-12 02:30:06 PM
Because... TTIUWP (with Popping Goodness)

/Possibly Barely NSFW
 
2006-10-12 02:31:42 PM
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2006-10-12 02:32:32 PM
Wow... how gay do you have to be to risk death to avoid a teenage girl's bra?
 
2006-10-12 02:32:32 PM
blog.abusemagazine.com

/wanted for questioning
 
2006-10-12 02:34:44 PM
BassPlayinManiac

Hmm, I went to a dealership and they said they discontinued the Dodge Neon after the 2005 model... Maybe they meant Plymoth neon?


Isn't that a lot of trouble to go through to verify the accuracy of the article?

/Investigative reporter in the making
 
2006-10-12 02:36:54 PM
Ghastly: Wow... how gay do you have to be to risk death to avoid a teenage girl's bra?

Um, not gay. More like, what the bra was holding up that the driver was observing as they swerved off the road.

I call BS and the girls were flashing (yeah, WoW). Go Opie and Andy.
 
2006-10-12 02:39:21 PM
wardrobe malfunction?

/didn't rtfa
 
2006-10-12 02:40:27 PM
SpiderGirl: I hate when my bra flies off and causes traffic accidents!

I need to drive next to you more often...
 
2006-10-12 02:41:47 PM
Thanks The Hypnotoad, me wins teh internets!

/I got this bra collection and ....
 
2006-10-12 02:46:16 PM
Great, now I want an O Henry bar.
 
2006-10-12 02:48:24 PM
prague.tv

www.creatableinflatables.com
 
2006-10-12 02:50:30 PM
New Johnny Cash hit:

"Smacked a man with my bra in Reno, Just to watch him Die"?
 
2006-10-12 02:51:25 PM
I blame bush.
 
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