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(Daily Mail)   Whacko Jacko is reportedly vacationing on the French Riviera with his three young sex slaves... erm, children. (With pics of the weird one in drag)   ( divider line
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2006-10-12 02:14:29 AM  
foley joke
2006-10-12 02:18:27 AM  
taking one more step on the road to becoming a ugly white woman
2006-10-12 02:18:27 AM  
He's so farking creepy....o_O
2006-10-12 02:22:07 AM  
Picture looks like somebody gave him a facial massage with a Yard Weasel.
2006-10-12 02:24:27 AM  
Damn. Garden Weasel.

Yard Weasel was what we called my sister-in-law's son.
2006-10-12 02:37:51 AM  

I just realized how desensitized one becomes to all things Jacko. Case in point, I read this sentence:

Although details of the settlement have not been made public yet, they are rumoured to contain the true parentage of his third child, four-year- old Prince Michael II, mysteriously nicknamed 'Blanket'.

And it made sense to me.

2006-10-12 02:38:44 AM  
I love how it's Whacko, and not Wacko.

/Whacks on
//Slash off
2006-10-12 03:00:29 AM  
How long til he gets boobs like his sister?
2006-10-12 05:27:53 AM  
Please, someone just kill this, uh, thing... Before he jams his manbits into anymore kids.
2006-10-12 07:38:29 AM  
I think it's just a pale white woman in heels that actually isn't MJ.
2006-10-12 08:13:27 AM  
Seriously, how farked up are those kids going to be when they get older?
2006-10-12 08:38:08 AM  
I'm seriously looking forward to "his" kids' tell-all books. Man, the tabloids have to be drooling waiting for these kids to grow up!
2006-10-12 08:53:10 AM  
I was watching the Thriller video on i-mockery the other day and they had some of the making of and all that, and it is really sad to see Michael Jackson like this. I know he's always been a little weird, socially retarded, and all that. But this is like, too much.
2006-10-12 09:30:46 AM  
What pic! I see no pic!?
2006-10-12 09:37:43 AM  
what do you mean what pic!.. what article! i see no article!
2006-10-12 09:42:10 AM  
Glad to see the hardest working pedophile in show business is getting a little R&R.

/That's "rest" and "relaxation"
//Not "rectal raping"
2006-10-12 09:44:07 AM  
Farked? Article:409910 Not Found
2006-10-12 09:58:47 AM  
beyond farked
2006-10-12 10:31:05 AM  
Farked. Article has disappeared. On the other hand, I GIS'ed Michael Jackson and came up with this article:

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Michael Jackson has been spotted dressed as a woman.

The 'Thriller' singer was seen in St Tropez, France, wearing a ruffled blouse, tight jeans and stilettos - hiding his face under a huge floppy blue hat and carrying a fluorescent orange handbag.

One onlooker revealed: "His physique has completely changed. He was wearing tight jeans and had a curvy bottom and thighs."

Jackson was walking with a young girl - reported to be his eight-year-old daughter Paris - and some people mistook the musical legend for a woman.

A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "I noticed them as the 'woman' had an enormous Audrey Hepburn-type hat. I saw the girl was dressed similarly and thought it was a mum-daughter thing. They sat down and I froze as I saw 'her' face and twigged it was not only a 'him' but it was Michael Jackson."

Jackson, 48, is renowned for wearing outlandish outfits and this is not the first time he has been seen wearing ladies' clothing

During a trip to Ireland this year, the singer arrived at Cork airport draped with women's scarves.

In January, he was seen in an abaya - traditionally worn by Muslim women - in Bahrain, where he has been living for the past year.

More recently Jackson was reportedly seen dressed as a woman, applying make-up in the ladies' toilet during a shopping trip in the Middle Eastern country.

His spokesman said it was a mistake and that Jackson had been unable to read the Arabic sign for 'ladies' and went into the wrong toilets.

The pop superstar is said to be holidaying in the South of France as a guest of Prince Alwaleed, a nephew of Saudi Arabia's King Fahd.

//No pics of MJ's "curvy bottom and thighs", though.

2006-10-12 10:55:47 AM  
TOG88: Damn. Garden Weasel.

Yard Weasel was what we called my sister-in-law's son.

Don't know why, but I LOL'ed!
2006-10-12 10:59:39 AM  
2006-10-12 11:02:11 AM  
Link farked?
2006-10-12 11:05:19 AM  
I think the Femail in the top right is much more entertaining.

"Mickey and Minnie's video 'orgy'" -​=410041& in_page_id=1766

/sorry no skills
2006-10-12 12:52:10 PM  
Link is jacked..wacko jacko jacked
2006-10-12 02:58:25 PM  

2006-10-12 05:22:48 PM
2006-10-12 08:12:00 PM  
farked link!
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