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(Some hermit)   If you were stranded on a deserted island, would you really want to be rescued? Difficulty: No volleyballs   (images.google.com) divider line 207
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2006-10-09 01:24:05 AM
goeniegoegoe: Bye hubby bubby blues :)

don't make me phone my buddy roel jonkmann. 'cause he'd totally get a kick out of it ;)

you cannot hide from me
my love knows no bounds
nor does my GPS
pretty good translation, i'd say :P
 
2006-10-09 01:38:14 AM
Hm... On the one hand, I'd be away from work, wouldn't have to deal with ANY of the idiots I deal with on a daily basis. I wouldn't have to pay taxes, bills, or my outstanding debts.

On the other hand... I'd be outside. I'd like to be rescued.
 
2006-10-09 01:38:23 AM
Alexis: Depends on what and who is on the island with me.

That's what I was gonna say. I guess it's sorta obvious, huh?

Unless the circumstances of my stranding were quite extraordinary, then yes, I would almost certainly want to be rescued. Requirements for staying on the island would include a woman, viable building materials including source of metal, easy fresh water, substantial biological diversity on the island, a pleasant climate, and... and you know what? Forget it. Hell yes I'd want to be rescued. I love the outdoors, but I love coming home and having a shower afterwards too.
 
2006-10-09 01:39:01 AM

Depends-

Would I still have broadband, or get stuck with dial up?

 
2006-10-09 01:44:10 AM
muninsfire

Anyone else who washes up would be welcome, except for fundamentalist evangelicals--those are going right back in the drink.

Waste of perfectly good protein. You have to be frugal and resourceful if you're going to survive on a desert island. I know they'd spoil quickly, but you could make fundy jerky.
 
2006-10-09 01:49:19 AM
FUNDY JERKY!

I lol'd... :)
 
2006-10-09 01:49:32 AM
Lots of humidity causes my face to break out. No mirrors to pop zits and no showering = me with a face full of zits in about 2 weeks. I like the cold.

Also, no electricity? No videogames? No women? No drugs? Get me the fark outta here!!! I'd much rather be:

1) High on drugs and playing videogames.

2) High on drugs and having sex with my girlfriend.

3) High on pot, klonopin, and vicoden at the same time.

If I wanted to be stranded away from civilization for a few weeks I'd simply go camping.
 
2006-10-09 01:50:52 AM
img153.imageshack.us
...sure would be lonely...
 
2006-10-09 01:51:46 AM
No. I hate people. You all suck. Get off my island!!

i81.photobucket.com

i81.photobucket.com
 
2006-10-09 01:52:54 AM
By deserted, you mean just no people, right? I'm assuming I'd have good food, my Atari 2600, and my John Denver 8 tracks. If so, then leave me be and get off my lawn.

Hell, I'm betting many people on here (and most on Slashdot) lock themselves in their parent's basement for weeks on end playing XBox. What's the difference except nobody making your dinner for you?

-Mc
 
2006-10-09 01:53:33 AM
Crocodile I said no Got Damned volleyballs!

hahahahahah!
 
2006-10-09 01:53:59 AM
Let's see...

Myself, blueswoman and HickPrincess on an island. All I would need would be a good knife, a piece of flint, and a library of good books. Some fishing line, some basic tools and a Hawiian sling would be great, but I'd be fine with my basics!
 
2006-10-09 01:56:14 AM
I'd want to come back after a decade just to see which stupid celebrities have been elected into political power.
 
2006-10-09 01:57:21 AM
If I could create ideal settings like a fantasy island, then yes. No malaria, huge bugs, tidal waves etc etc. I would also require an incredibly hot naked supermodel who would be willing to have sex with me constantly.

In the unlikely situation that I can't have these things, then rescue me please.
 
2006-10-09 01:57:28 AM
kimskorner.zed1.net
But why is the rum gone?

/If I had Kiera Knightly their, I might have to think about if for a while.
 
2006-10-09 01:58:52 AM
Old_Chief_Scott: Myself, blueswoman and HickPrincess on an island.

bring goeniegoegoe and i'm there. that way, we've got a balance in case we want to do MFM FMF or any combo of the above.

and really, with this team, just burn the end of a stick. we can write our own books.

/was that a 'banana' hammock?!?
 
2006-10-09 01:59:03 AM
Desserted island?

Hmmm
www.danheller.com
 
2006-10-09 02:00:37 AM
Shrinkwrap: I would also require an incredibly hot naked supermodel who would be willing to have sex with me constantly.

hickprincess & i'll already be there ;) but may have some time between Old_Chief_Scott and goeniegoegoe
 
2006-10-09 02:01:34 AM
yes
 
2006-10-09 02:01:40 AM
Being stranded on a tropical island has been a fantasy of mine for years. I'd miss my family & gf for a while, but really - where do I sign up?

/just watched Castaway AGAIN tonight
 
2006-10-09 02:02:01 AM
anyone ever see that one movie where 2 teenagers get stranded on an island together? they 'discover' sex with each other, and then its constant fun time until about 6 or 7 months later when the girl starts 'getting fat'.

for whatever reason I was wasn't able to keep watching the show at that time, i have no idea what the movie was called. was pretty funny to me though
 
2006-10-09 02:02:26 AM
blueswoman-

Fine with me. Of course, with four of us, it can't be considered much of a deserted island now can it? Tree bark and sharp sticks charred in a fire sounds good too :)
 
2006-10-09 02:02:57 AM
i guess i'm not the only one bored watching TNT tonight. dammit wilson. at any rate, it would be nice for about a month and then it would be old. we're a social species after all.
 
2006-10-09 02:03:34 AM
Zumaki

The Blue Lagoon

You're welcome! :)
 
2006-10-09 02:04:14 AM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that most of the people saying "no" are armchair survivalists that would very quickly change their decision to "yes" if they ever found themselves in this situation.
 
2006-10-09 02:04:16 AM
Zumaki

Blue lagoon
 
2006-10-09 02:05:23 AM
If it's me and a buncha lady-types, I'm in.
 
2006-10-09 02:06:42 AM
I was just talking about this with a friend. I live in Florida, but my major is Computer Animation, and I haven't seen the beach in over a year. I never leave my computer. So if my plane happens to go down and I get stranded, fark it. I'd love it there, it'd be such a simple nice life.
 
2006-10-09 02:09:31 AM
veale728

If it's me and a buncha lady-types, I'm in.

img245.imageshack.us

O RLY???
 
2006-10-09 02:09:45 AM
Depends on the availibility of food and sleeping safely -otherwise, why not?
 
2006-10-09 02:14:58 AM
Old_Chief_Scott: Of course, with four of us, it can't be considered much of a deserted island now can it?

i was realizing that as the invite list grew :>
maybe we could bring the ignore feature, bwahahahaha

just means we'll have to pick a large enough island
i guess my answer is no ... i need people

*singing*
people
people who need people
are the neeeeeediest peopuuuulllllllllle in the world! '_
 
2006-10-09 02:15:46 AM
No. All I would need is a source of fresh water, fishing hooks, and a strong mute man who lived on the other side of the island for some nookie.
 
2006-10-09 02:18:38 AM
I'd miss my kids. Rescue me, please.
 
2006-10-09 02:20:35 AM
fatassbastard: veale728

If it's me and a buncha lady-types, I'm in.


[shemale image]

O RLY???

Once the mac makeup, razors and hair relaxer run out, you're going to be changing your mind very quickly.

Either that, or accepting your fate, closing your eyes and grabbing the silicone funbags. Since that's all you got left.
 
2006-10-09 02:20:43 AM
Depends...is there a zombie apocalypse going on in the outside world? Because then a lush desert island's where you wanna be.
 
2006-10-09 02:23:36 AM
Will there be monkey butlers to regale me with stories each night?
 
2006-10-09 02:25:08 AM
blueswoman-

OK, I need to get to bed, but if we invite surrenderyoursushi and she is all up with that, then count me in. We will make string instruments from rat guts and horns from conch shells. I will shut up when she is around and offer her fish chunks that I have captured with my Hawiian sling.

We shall sleep snuggled up and figure out anything beyond that via simple human dialog...
 
2006-10-09 02:25:42 AM
Only one person mentioning the internet.....hmmmmmm
I personally wouldn't want to live anywhere without internet access even if the place was crawling with semi-naked me love you long time natives.
 
2006-10-09 02:27:22 AM
ok wait.....

someone answer me this. For those of you who said as long as you had an internet connection.... if you did... you really wouldnt be stranded would you?
 
2006-10-09 02:29:18 AM
crying for a volleyball, but not that when he got home, she'd "moved on"

weirdos

/although, I would love to hunt humans for food.
//give me a pig head on a pole anyday.
/// i mean, in a perfect world.
 
2006-10-09 02:29:57 AM
WBlows: I personally wouldn't want to live anywhere without internet access even if the place was crawling with semi-naked me love you long time natives.

Yeah...you wouldn't be able to use the internet to look at pictures of semi-naked me love you long time natives...
 
2006-10-09 02:30:14 AM
It depends, is the island volcanic or not? Does it have fresh water or am I going to be distilling it from ocean water? What about animals, any animals larger than bugs on the island? (I'm an omnivor and I likes me some meat) Next question, am I alone on this island, or do I have to take care of other people's needs as well as my own? Oh and finally, did I get on this island voluntarilly or by some accident? Stranded doesnt necessarilly mean that I crashed or was shipwrecked, it just means that I don't have an immediate way off said island.
 
2006-10-09 02:32:04 AM
Yeah, I'll like to be rescued, but only after one year no longer. If and only if there was plenty of rum, a hot chick, and several Fed-Ex packages filled with essential goods, if non is available, as soon as humanly possible.

/Just want company and enough time for people to miss me.
 
2006-10-09 02:32:42 AM
blueswoman but may have some time between Old_Chief_Scott and goeniegoegoe

Are you telling me there's gonna be a line? I'm a busy man, who is gonna have to do lots of deserted island stuff!
 
2006-10-09 02:32:42 AM
No. All I would need is a source of fresh water, fishing hooks, and a strong mute man who lived on the other side of the island for some nookie.

I like the cut of your jib, Ms. Alaska.
 
2006-10-09 02:36:41 AM
bakatare

I'm not sure if you didn't get my joke, or you did and are adding on... :)

And I guess after all these posts, I should answer the question: Would I want to be rescued? Hell yes. Other than the fact that I suffer from Chronic Singularity, there's too much good in my life to give it all up.
 
2006-10-09 02:45:32 AM
FYI:

Modriki Island, Fiji, Mamanuca group.

i17.photobucket.com

Please. Leave me there. I already know where the cave is.

/that's where they filmed the movie
//I know too much about Fiji for a Texan that's never left the continental US
 
2006-10-09 02:49:01 AM
fatassbastard: O RLY???

I'll see you in hell, sir.
 
2006-10-09 02:49:13 AM
img92.imageshack.us

With a hot criminal chick?

/smoke monsters flyin around and shiat....
 
2006-10-09 02:50:17 AM
My name is Voight, you dumbass.

/WILSON!!!
 
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