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(Some hermit)   If you were stranded on a deserted island, would you really want to be rescued? Difficulty: No volleyballs   (images.google.com) divider line 207
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2006-10-08 10:52:07 PM
Depends on what and who is on the island with me.
 
2006-10-08 10:52:33 PM
No alcohol? You bet your ass I'd want to be rescued.
 
2006-10-08 10:54:07 PM
YES
 
2006-10-08 10:55:06 PM
Nop. I distillate alcohol from coconuts and I would be perfectly happy.
 
2006-10-08 10:55:45 PM
Yes.
 
2006-10-08 10:56:08 PM
Is there a Mcdonald's and a grocery store near by?
 
2006-10-08 10:56:11 PM
nope. I'll do just fine.
 
2006-10-08 10:56:12 PM
Depends on how many bugs there were.
 
2006-10-08 10:56:14 PM
BXRWXR: Good point.

Also: Mary Anne.
 
2006-10-08 10:56:26 PM
Yes
 
2006-10-08 10:56:29 PM
yes, because the last frigging thing I want to have to do is use a skate to knock out a bad tooth.

as far as how long before I was rescued - that would depend on how I was there with... damn sure less than 9 mos though, because there is no way I would consider having a baby on an island with no drugs.

Could I get fixed first?
 
2006-10-08 10:56:35 PM
Probably not. I don't interact with people very often as it is, so being stranded would just make my life easier.
 
2006-10-08 10:56:43 PM
Alexis: Depends on what and who is on the island with me.

Exactly. If it was Heather Graham, meh, the rescue squad can take there time.

Rosie O'Donnell, on the other hand..... I'd be making the biggest signal bonfire I possibly could. (And starting it with Rosie).
 
2006-10-08 10:56:43 PM
goeniegoegoe: I distillate alcohol from coconuts and I would be perfectly happy.

Yuck. You ever tried getting wasted on that stuff? Mucho hangover-ie-o.
 
2006-10-08 10:57:57 PM
oh man....I just bawled my eyes out again when Wilson floated away.

/yes, I just admitted it
 
2006-10-08 10:58:58 PM
Tekdude: Probably not. I don't interact with people very often as it is, so being stranded would just make my life easier


Seconded.
 
2006-10-08 10:59:06 PM
If I had plenty to eat, could build a shelter, and walk around butt naked, I'd stay.
 
2006-10-08 10:59:27 PM
It depends on whether or not the rum is gone.
 
2006-10-08 10:59:34 PM
Who would change the sprinkler schedule in the winter?
 
2006-10-08 11:00:30 PM
If I had some basics, like food, books, and that generic Crystal Lite iced tea I drink, then I could just stay.
 
2006-10-08 11:00:59 PM
Lardass-Lothario: Who would change the sprinkler schedule in the winter?

I think you may have a newslwtter I would like to subscrbe to.
 
2006-10-08 11:01:12 PM
I couldn't do without my technology. Assuming this "deserted" island has a decent Internet connection, and I have atleast one other person I wouldn't mind being stranded on an island with for a long period of time, I could go for years. Eventually I'd wanna come back, though.


oh man....I just bawled my eyes out again when Wilson floated away.

That scene was f*cking brutal.
 
2006-10-08 11:02:37 PM
Given the challenges involved and the utter lack of anything else to do with my time, yes - I'd probably work to be rescued.

while the whole thing sounds romantic, you're only one infected cut away from dying of something tropical and virulently unpleasant. Like it or not, we kinda need other people around.

Personally, i'd prefer to be isolated but still have the option of occasional contact with human beings.
 
2006-10-08 11:02:41 PM
brysky: If I had plenty to eat, could build a shelter, and walk around butt naked, I'd stay.

Wilderness camping isn't so bad, I've done it.

The big unconsidered downside is medical. Loads of pain, notably your teeth. You hurt yourself you could die, be permanently maimed, or hey... just even more pain.
 
2006-10-08 11:02:43 PM
not enough data points, but if i could go there right now and peacefully die, then the flu pain would stop. you could even build a bonfire with me. difficulty: no longer blonde
 
2006-10-08 11:04:19 PM
I think I'd climb to the highest point on the island, and start fapping. No one would see me. It would be awesome.
 
2006-10-08 11:04:50 PM
brysky: If I had plenty to eat, could build a shelter, and walk around butt naked, I'd stay.

I suspect that if you walk around bare ass naked, any island you happen to be on is going to get deserted pretty damn quickly.
 
2006-10-08 11:06:13 PM
Weaver95: I suspect that if you walk around bare ass naked, any island you happen to be on is going to get deserted pretty damn quickly.


No...The hottest woman on the planet would materialize out of the trees just to point and laugh.
 
2006-10-08 11:06:39 PM
Weaver95: I suspect that if you walk around bare ass naked, any island you happen to be on is going to get deserted pretty damn quickly.

Hahahaha!

You've never seen me naked, with a toucan on my shoulder.
 
2006-10-08 11:07:11 PM
Weaver95: I suspect that if you walk around bare ass naked, any island you happen to be on is going to get deserted pretty damn quickly.


LOL, I got an image in my head, that was bad.
 
2006-10-08 11:08:27 PM
brysky: You've never seen me naked, with a toucan on my shoulder.

you forgot those ToD pictures. we've ALL seen you naked with a toucan on your shoulder. from behind. with JCMC's name tattooed on your ween. look down. i'm not kidding.
 
2006-10-08 11:08:38 PM
Weaver95: I suspect that if you walk around bare ass naked, any island you happen to be on is going to get deserted pretty damn quickly.

It's an island, not your house.
 
2006-10-08 11:09:11 PM
That was the stupidest movie I have ever seen, glad I didn't pay any money when it was in the theater or rentals
 
2006-10-08 11:10:26 PM
blueswoman: we've ALL seen you naked with a toucan on your shoulder. from behind. with JCMC's name tattooed on your ween. look down. i'm not kidding.


Holy crap! I didn't think I was that drunk.

*builds raft and sails away*
 
2006-10-08 11:13:08 PM
I do however, like the tattoo. I'll wave my ween around proudly. :D
 
2006-10-08 11:16:04 PM
If I had a cat, a set of encyclopedias, an Uzi w/a full clip , a knife, and a magnifying glass....no.. keep me there.
 
2006-10-08 11:20:45 PM
As long as I had three shells
 
2006-10-08 11:28:40 PM
everyone hide... this is going green....
 
2006-10-08 11:33:03 PM
stevenb18hsr: everyone hide... this is going green....

oh, crap! can i change my answer to something clever?

i mean, 'grats submitter! sometimes those silly ideas DO amuse Olympus

/anybody got anything clever i can use?
 
2006-10-08 11:35:04 PM
blueswoman: /anybody got anything clever i can use?


Yup, but that's not the subject of this discussion, it involves batteries :)
 
2006-10-08 11:35:13 PM
can i be stranded with a perfect 10 model? if so then no.
 
2006-10-08 11:35:49 PM
blueswoman: oh, crap! can i change my answer to something clever?

can I just retract mine? :O
 
2006-10-08 11:36:24 PM
stevenb18hsr: everyone hide... this is going green....

I know, I'm happy blueswoman is a prolific acronym user or we'd need to request a post deleted
 
2006-10-08 11:36:56 PM
THIS? green?


I'm askeerd.
 
2006-10-08 11:38:13 PM
blueswoman: I got one you can use.

"If it's anything like LOST,get me the hell out of there!"
 
2006-10-08 11:40:05 PM
Hell yes because I don't get enough attention and if people think I'm dead and then I am miraculously rescued, I will instantly have priority access to just about anyone I care about.

/I'm what you might call an attention whore
//I prefer the term attention working man
 
2006-10-08 11:40:29 PM
blueswoman: /anybody got anything clever i can use?

Are you really sure that you want me to answer that question?

You may no longer be blonde in reality, but you are still blonde in , ... umm... let's call it spirit.
 
2006-10-08 11:42:44 PM
Sucks to your assmar!
 
2006-10-08 11:42:53 PM
stevenb18hsr: everyone hide... this is going green....

Holy crap!

i110.photobucket.com
 
2006-10-08 11:45:03 PM
I think I would like to get rescued. I mean, I bought 6 months of Totalfark, and I'd hate to see them go to waste, you know?

Plus I think I'd be missed.

Well I like to think I'd be missed.
 
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