I propose a FARK Carribean cruise. I'll take credit for the idea; the implementation is up to someone who can organize it.

/I need to do me some drinkin' and wenchin'

Those three classifications being considered "equal" make me laugh.

Really, how many people are going to want to go on a nude Christian Klingon cruise?

And no matter how many it is, I don't wanna see any of 'em.

Aiighhh, my brain, qualopec

there is not enough bleach on the planet

WolfinPHX

Ya blew it........ It should be a NUDE FARK cruise.

That would be truly scary.


/hates troglodytes
//luvs tfettes

TommyymmoT: Just what I need, a naked girl with a forehead that looks like an alligator handbag, asking me if I've found Jesus yet.

Thing is, they take the 'born again' aspect a little too seriously. "Today is a good day to die" and all that, you know?

...CHRISTIAN KLINGON CRUISE!!!

Where de HELL do I buy ticktets?

woohoo!! we're so looking forward to the "we're sorry, you're family member died under mysterious circumstances" themed cruise.

I think this thread will be quite adequate without pics.

NCK ISO same for cruise. LTR poss. M. Must like prune juice.

They have this already. Sort of.

With as many outbreaks of Norwalk virus they have, they should have a bulemia cruise..

Themed cruises on ships
like klingons on uranus
a good thing, or not?

Something Awful had a Link of the Day not too long ago to a website about a goth cruise...to the Carribean. There's something totally wrong about that. Even weirder, the site mentioned that it wasn't an exclusive cruise so there would likely be a lot of old people sharing the ship with them. However, they had VNV Nation playing on the ship, so I felt conflicted.

I would definitely go on a Klingon-themed cruise. Right on, cruise lines!

I want a furry cruise...

www.boobcruise.com, Django. Definitely NSFW.

I second WolfinPHX's massive Fark Party/Cruise idea! Imagine the biggest event of the year for farkers...actually leaving the anonymity and security of their computers for a gigantic Fark-themed soiree.

We could have contests like "Fark Trivia" and "Dress like your favorite cliche." I can imagine it right now...

/duuddly doo, duuddly doo, duuddly doo, duuddly doo

fark that shiat, I want a Star Wars cruise to take for my honeymoon.

I'm picturing Kathy Gifford, hiding her naughty bits behind a baat'leth, with stick-on forehead appliance.

Somebody Shop and post a picture of Isaak the bartender doing his finger-pointing gesture, but in klingon garb?

/methinks the whole concept is ripe for a 'Shop contest.

If Will Wheaton is included in the tour, I'll be more than happy to be his laptop.

I'll also bet I can put his phaser on stun.

How about it Wil, You ready to earn your red wings from Starfleet?

The lack of wardrobe make the nude cruise more affordable.

"Starting" themed cruises? I specifically remember reading about chess-themed and ballroom dancing-themed cruises at least fifteen years ago.

yeah these have been around for quite a while. singles cruises? nudist cruises? been around for at least ten years. thanks olberman.

Hello, travel agent? Could we get transferred off the Klingon cruise, perhaps to the one with the naked people? This one's not going so well...

Do they have any "1000 hot, young, nude nymphomaniacs and me" cruises?

I thought this was going to be a Scientology thread.

submitter: "themed cruises," such as nudist, Christian, Klingon

I'd book all 3 groups on the same boat and watch the fun.

http://www.gothcruise.com

:D

Why are no FARK cruises listed. I am *aghast* and confused.

Just what I need, a naked girl with a forehead that looks like an alligator handbag, asking me if I've found Jesus yet.

hot.

Just what I need, a naked girl with a forehead that looks like an alligator handbag, asking me if I've found Jesus yet.

No, but I do have an idea where to start looking...

/Giggity

Klingon Cruises

wanna take a bet on how many times you'll hear "RAMMING SPEED!!" during that trip?

No Scientology Cruises?

when they say gay cruise i dont think they mean tom

Sing me up for the nudist theme ... I think this is great!

ssdNOLA75: when they say gay cruise i dont think they mean tom

I lol'ed

This is what's known as a "slow news day".

Mother Shabubu

That's the gay Cruise!

Mother Shabubu

ironically enough, like 50% of the upper level of scientology is cruises, or at least it used to be. hubbard, a naval veteran who reached lieutenant, fancied himself an admiral of his own private fleet, and sailed around reinforcing his bullshiat on his isolated followers without state interference. hence that stupid hat he wears in a lot of pictures and the 'sea org' moniker for church administrators. they're creepy farkers.

ItaliaGallia: Sing me up for the nudist theme ... I think this is great!

:O If you're going, I'm buying my ticket right now! :D

The Christian one sucks because you've got nothing but animals everywhere.