"The cow, one of the company's well-known mascots urging customers to "Eat Mor Chikin," was apparently taken during the weekend by thieves with far too much time on their hands."

Everybody knows that Chicken comes from Cows. (???)

Did I miss the part in there about free food for a year?

Publicity stunt people.

Tastes like......


nevermind.

Second prize, free sandwiches for two years.

hmmm, nope, I got nothin

-Rabb

Dear Selector of articles to post,
Please put down the crackpipe. You are letting us all down.

A serial cownapper? Time to flee, they've caught me :(

Wow today must be cow day on fark. Ok now where is the cow photoshop contest?

Well I know what I am having for lunch today.
*runs off to mall to get a sammich*

I'm going to go steal a satellite dish from my cable provider, I bet I can get free HBO and Skinamax for a year!

Eat Mor Chikin? Who is that slogan aimed at? Morons?

Mrs. Hogwallup dun R-U-N-N-O-F-T!

Meshman, the joke is that cows are urging you to eat chicken.

Jashter, yes, you did. [The company] is offering free chicken sandwiches for a year for information leading to the safe return of the cow.

Dr Moron, good idea. I think I'm going to find a strip club with a mascot and steal that to get free lap dances.

Uhm. Maybe they were Malayasian gangsters trying to build horn in on the cow dung sniffing in the States?

I'm drawing a blank.

I like this article better.

1. I didn't know a cow was stolen in the first place, so the article below made no sense.

2. No Pop ups. =)

Carry on.

I I Think Think this this might might be be a a re- re- post post... ...

They say a truck was involved? Nice job, Sherlock.
Still, at least they have a sense of humor about it and aren't being dicks like other companies would.

It's actually an effective advertising campaign. In case you don't understand, Chick-Fil-A only sell, get this, chicken! The cows are trying to get you to stop eating hamburgers (cows) and to "eat mor chikin". But everyone knows cows can't spell.

If you've never seen the ads, it's a chicken restaurant, and their ads feature cows trying to convince people to eat more chicken instead of beef. Unfortunately, the cows can't spell very well. They have commercials tht look like a bunch of cows stole some video equipment and shot a very crappy commercial in their barn. Kinda cute, in a way.

I used to hate chik-fil-a and now I love it... I wonder if this has something to do with Depeche Mode?

Possibly. Depeche Mode sets such a precedent for sucking that everything else seems strangely tolerable.

now that's a farking funny article!

"steal mor chikin" heh heh hehe, ahwell, time to go.

Probably this billboard. They May have stolen the upper one.

I can't stand illiterate bovine.

a Chick-fil-a cow, Colonel Sanders and a brontosaurus walk into a bar.

ok I lost the point of the joke but what do they want with Colonel Sanders hasn't he gone through enough.

Logweasel: You are a genius

Found 'em.



Where's my sandwiches?

What's the difference between a Chick-Fil-A cow and a Sinclair Brontosaraus? Ones a cow, and I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore.

get free tape worms for a year.

Man, chick-fil-a has some damn scary chicken sammiches, i spit one of those nasty grease soaked fake chicken bits all over the floor of the mall once after stupidly trying a free sample shoved in my face by a chick-fil-a representative. Nasty stuff.

people taste better anyways:

too late, they've been transformed into football so the ravens' can 'play mor games'.

Ah, I get the joke now. I've never seen the billboard.

Tanqueray: those are some farked up cows.

I used to give friends my "warming bags" when i worked at Papa John's. They'd then call the store and offer to return it for free pizzas. Worked every time except the last.

doh,

chik-fil-a, ? is that some place you eat ?? Never heard of it. Sounds, errr like somthing best left on the roadside.

How come the cows can spell the word eat but not the other words?

ELWAY DID IT

Damn! I miss Chik-Fil-A. I wish they would build some in Minnesota. I used to hit that place all of the time in Durham, NC.

why are chick-fil-a's always in malls? that always bothers me.. is there a chick-fil-a stand alone store somewhere? one that has a drive thru or something.. i dont want to have to navigate my way to the mall food court if all i want is a sandwich..

Briangw Good ole South Square =)

Cavorite no offense man, but Chick-fil-a chicken isn't fake. You don't have to like how it tastes, you might think it is too greasy, and you are entitled to your opinon. But just because you found it unappetizing, that doesn't mean it is fake, and that just serves to show your ignorance.

Their chicken sandwichs are quite tasty.

Under optimum conditions, Chik-fil-a could even handle a Pepsi challenge against the Colonel.

I'm going to kidnap DrToast, then return him to Drew and get free TotalFARK for a year.

Ironbar is right (I can't believe I just typed those words...I think this is the first time we've agreed on anything).

What make Chik-fil-a's chicken so damn tasty is how they cook it. Its fried in peanut oil. MMMMMMMMMMMM
Probably a little more fattening than other oils...

Unfortunately for those of us in Northern Illinois, there is no Chik-fil-a around. I only get it when I'm traveling.

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. Out here in Southern California, it was damn near a tradition to steal Bob's Big Boy statues and place them in random locations (usually the local park or the rival school's football field).

they put pickles on their chik-n sandwhiches.

heathens.

MR.dnA:

Where I am, Bib Boy statues were huge. I'm talk'n 20 ft. tall.