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(Chattanoogan)   How to get young adults to come to the library? Easy, just get a beer permit and turn it into a nightclub   (chattanoogan.com) divider line 50
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2006-10-06 11:35:29 AM  
there's a bar in Oxford, MS called The Library. I think some kids put bar tabs on their credit cards and parents get confused.
 
2006-10-06 11:35:42 AM  
i hate myself and want to die
 
2006-10-06 11:37:03 AM  
Good idea. I've seen coffee shops that are also used book stores, but a li-bar-y would be much more fun.

I only drink beer with my books when reading outdoors, though. Inside, reading matches better with wine or whisky.
 
2006-10-06 11:37:05 AM  
CruJones: I think some kids put bar tabs on their credit cards and parents get confused.

Gee Mom, you'd never believe the late fees I get at The Library!
 
2006-10-06 11:37:23 AM  
Chapel Hill, NC has a nightclub called the Library. It has an extremely anal dress code too.
 
2006-10-06 11:38:30 AM  
I think this would be a great idea minus the loud music from the club. There would be nothing better in my view than drinking beer and reading books. My heaven
 
2006-10-06 11:39:10 AM  
"There will be a cyber lounge featuring back and neck massages, he said."

Yes, back and...neck...massages. Nothing more. Nosiree.
 
2006-10-06 11:39:24 AM  
The only better combo that I can think of is a planetarium and LSD!
 
2006-10-06 11:40:25 AM  
Fark a temporary permit. A Bar in the library would be awesome. Well if it was a school library.


Mmmmm...beer and group work. It would take arguing over an answer to a whole nother level.
 
2006-10-06 11:43:23 AM  
Chattanooga makes Fark again!

We rock!
 
2006-10-06 11:43:52 AM  
This thread is useless without hot librarian pics...
 
2006-10-06 11:44:01 AM  
Cue the hot librarian pics.
 
2006-10-06 11:44:02 AM  
Mr. Clapp said sponors have already contributed $70,000 toward the event.

Must be a cross between a sponsor and a donor...Either that or they were already starting the party when they wrote this article.
 
2006-10-06 11:45:47 AM  
Just what i want to do, get drunk and read!!!!
 
2006-10-06 11:45:49 AM  
HELL YEAH! Let's get FUBARD and get our READ ON! AWW FARKIN' shiatE YEAH BETCH!
 
2006-10-06 11:45:52 AM  
There's a Library in Minneapolis too. I think it's so when people ask where you're going it sounds like you're studying... at The Library.
 
2006-10-06 11:47:21 AM  
BobbyFreakinHill : This thread is useless without hot librarian pics...

This thread is GWB without pics : Cue the hot librarian pics.

Here you go...

www.lipsticklibrarian.com
 
2006-10-06 11:47:47 AM  
How is this new? We've had the Late Night Library for at least ten years.
 
2006-10-06 11:48:11 AM  
If there was actually a library with a bar I wonder how many times you would run into people farking in the more discrete lower levels of the library, hiding in ailses or something?
 
2006-10-06 11:48:35 AM  
The Libary bar in NYC shows movies on the back wall. Why read the book when you can see the movie?
/or rather, just drink
//nothing like Dawn of the Dead & vodka
 
2006-10-06 11:49:42 AM  
hawt

www.aforeignaffair.net
 
2006-10-06 11:50:14 AM  
*Everything* in Chapel Hill is anal.

/Not that there's anything wrong with that
//Skylight Exchagne-Nightlight > Library
 
2006-10-06 11:50:45 AM  
the library is already a totally badass place and beer is for retards. whoever isn't there already is missing out like a moron.
 
2006-10-06 11:51:23 AM  
Tickets for Club Lib are $50 for general admission and $85 for VIP, which includes valet parking and express check-in.

Express check-in? What security measures does this library have? Will everyone else need to go through a metal detector and get frisked by the TSA?
 
2006-10-06 11:52:18 AM  
If the dinosaurs had fought extinction as hard as this library then they might still be around.

Sadly, there are no hot librarians here in Chattanooga.
 
2006-10-06 11:53:08 AM  
Fort Worth and Lubbock, TX have The Library.
 
2006-10-06 11:55:21 AM  
moothemagiccow: the library is already a totally badass place and beer is for retards. whoever isn't there already is missing out like a moron.


You've been here four years and this is how you troll?
 
2006-10-06 11:56:44 AM  
 
2006-10-06 11:56:53 AM  
YOU JACKIN' IT?
 
2006-10-06 11:58:16 AM  
EVERYBODY LIVES NEAR A BAR OR CLUB CALLED "THE LIBRARY." I live on Long Island and there's two that I know of: one in Farmingdale and another in Port Washington. I'd love to know if there's other Long Islanders out there aware of more "Libraries" with a 30 mile radius of the Nassau/Suffolk border.
 
2006-10-06 11:58:26 AM  
One of our art museums has been doing something roughly along these lines on Saturday nights. There's a bar, usually a DJ or a band, special lectures on whatever show is up, etc. During the early part of the evening (and perhaps in the afternoon, I'm not sure), they have some kind of arts and crafts thing for the kids.

They're only charging $10 and that includes the museum admission of course. Bar is extra.

Anyway, it's something different to do on a Saturday night.
 
2006-10-06 11:58:51 AM  
Adman12

I offended your sensibilities! No! I must be a troll! I have different opinions from the lowest common denominator! I couldn't possibly be serious about the fact that the library is quiet, clean and lets you have stuff for FREE! I was only kidding about the fact that beer is for people who can't handle their life and need an excuse to step outside their assumed personal limitations! BEER! FARK! BOOBS! Who cares if the walls are caving in, have a cold one!

WITCH! WITCH!
 
2006-10-06 11:59:54 AM  
"Come down to the library, we'll have a wild time surely!"

"Dunno where the hell that book is mate... There's a lot of them about!"

/
 
2006-10-06 11:59:57 AM  
There's also a club called The Library in Athens, GA... Obviously not an original idea...
 
2006-10-06 12:01:06 PM  
I see I have been beaten to the punch by others who share a love of melding their intellectual pursuits with their sensual pursuits - drinkin' and readin' is cool!

However, couln't they just have some comfy chairs, and a reasonable beer and wine list, and not this shiat:
Tickets for Club Lib are $50 for general admission and $85 for VIP, which includes valet parking and express check-in.
 
2006-10-06 12:01:23 PM  
There are plenty of bars around called the "Library".

I pondered how successfull a liquor license would be at work. But I could never imagine all the problems it would cause.
 
2006-10-06 12:03:30 PM  
and BTW, my mom is a librarian, so you all need to back off the librarians, yo. She will cut you. And shush you while you're bleeding.
 
2006-10-06 12:04:19 PM  
2006-10-06 12:01:23 PM GOILLINI

There are plenty of bars around called the "Library".


Around here, there's at least 2 stripclubs by the same name (different owners, about 30 miles apart).
 
2006-10-06 12:09:35 PM  
Where I come from there's a library called "The Bar."
 
2006-10-06 12:15:13 PM  
Yeah...I am with Kelly. Go Chattanooga!

I am glad it is something cool this time instead of whacked out nonsense.

I am still recovering from the fact that we have government funded goats with donkey bodyguards roaming around the city protecting us from an epidemic kudzu invasion.
 
2006-10-06 12:19:24 PM  
 
2006-10-06 12:24:31 PM  
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Dont read whilst intoxicated

/ooh a "cyber" lounge, will there be congressmen?
 
2006-10-06 12:25:24 PM  
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2006-10-06 12:30:15 PM  
One of my professors tells us that if a problem seems extremely difficult that we should take a break, drink a beer, and come back to it later.

/takes that advice seriously
 
2006-10-06 12:52:44 PM  
Jesus H. Christ.

You know, I once worked for a Library Group, with 10 branches strewn throughout a major city. The very last thing that libraries need is to have MORE drunken fools pissing in the bookstacks, giving blowjobs in the restrooms, and getting in fights over the latest copy of Sports Illustrated. It is hard enough to keep the punk teenagers from destroying the place without complicating matters with booze. Find another way to boost the numbers, like good programs and special events.
 
2006-10-06 12:52:46 PM  
Where I'm from, there is a bar called "The Bar."

/stupid altoona
 
2006-10-06 01:54:43 PM  
shiate! I got here late and missed the chance to post Izzard quotes! Good job anyway, guys!
 
2006-10-06 02:11:39 PM  
Did this in Atlanta allready... brought books to get in. Old books went to charity.
 
2006-10-06 03:36:43 PM  
moothemagiccow: I offended your sensibilities! No! I must be a troll! I have different opinions from the lowest common denominator! I couldn't possibly be serious about the fact that the library is quiet, clean and lets you have stuff for FREE! I was only kidding about the fact that beer is for people who can't handle their life and need an excuse to step outside their assumed personal limitations! BEER! FARK! BOOBS! Who cares if the walls are caving in, have a cold one!

WITCH! WITCH!



Sorry about calling you a troll. I just didn't believe anyone could really be that much of a loser. I guess you can call me an optimist.
 
2006-10-06 08:52:57 PM  
Chattanooga tag please.
 
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