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(WCVB)   Teenager forced to wear toga as punishment for underage drinking, swearing at a cop. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son   (thebostonchannel.com) divider line 57
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NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2006-10-05 11:54:09 AM
I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer
 
BackAssward
2006-10-05 12:14:16 PM
Toooga! Toooga! Toooga!
 
AmberWolf
2006-10-05 12:43:43 PM
I no longer wonder why suicide rates are climbing while the death rate plummets.
 
pvd021
2006-10-05 12:43:56 PM
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Is this message coming from a cop? Kind of Ironic don't ya think?
 
Peany1
2006-10-05 12:44:03 PM
yup, one hour wearing a toga in front of the police station will surely scar this youth for life, and I bet he'll never swear at a cop again.
 
Lollipop165 [TotalFark]
2006-10-05 12:44:53 PM
If this was my punishment, I'd gladly take it. Wearing a toga? Does the judge not realize he's probably not going to be embarrassed by this? It's a pain in the arse, but whatevs.
 
danneedsage
2006-10-05 12:44:55 PM
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HomoHabilis
2006-10-05 12:44:56 PM
Swear at cop, wear a toga. You see the connection.
 
GunshipPolitico
2006-10-05 12:45:04 PM
And we all know it, and with the intertubes can keep track of it, this guy will be a senator some day.
\only if he catches teh pehdo
\\phedo doesn't ring like ghey does
 
AfroX
2006-10-05 12:45:05 PM
msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
kindms
2006-10-05 12:45:44 PM
toga = keg party or a party where alcohol is served. Is cursing out a cop a crime ?
 
Lissa is my name
2006-10-05 12:46:26 PM
Wow, I am so glad that those who are here to serve and protect have such depth and creativity. I feel safer already.

//this is where I indicate sarcasm
 
moothemagiccow
2006-10-05 12:46:26 PM
Amendment VIII

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

If I were him I'd call the ACLU.
 
Priapetic
2006-10-05 12:47:06 PM
Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.
 
evil_twin_skippy [TotalFark]
2006-10-05 12:47:40 PM
Damn, AfroX beat me to it
 
ThurmanMerman
2006-10-05 12:48:09 PM
Hell, I'd wear a toga in front of a police station just to kill an afternoon.
 
sumpinaintright
2006-10-05 12:48:58 PM
Does everyone that does something dumb get to pick their punishment in court now? Cuz' if so I suddenly have a full afternoon.
 
AfroX
2006-10-05 12:50:16 PM
Anyone want to let pvd021 in on the reference?
 
clevernamehere
2006-10-05 12:51:45 PM
He's gonna end up living in a VAN down by the RIVER!!!
 
runchkin
2006-10-05 12:53:32 PM
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the farking Peace Corps.
 
SharkInfested
2006-10-05 12:56:28 PM
what a hoot! I would totally get wasted and do that just for fun.

/not sure that I haven't...
 
CommonSenseSurrenders
2006-10-05 12:56:28 PM
"Was it over when the Germans bombved Pearl harbor??? Hell no it wasn't!!"

Seriously - that's one hell of a punishment. Most of us would do something like that on a dare....
 
okkida666
2006-10-05 12:56:30 PM
It says he suggested his own punishment... So basically he finds the whole thing hilarious and will probably have a grand ol' time.
 
whitetrashcompactor
2006-10-05 01:01:56 PM
"I put a lot of thought into this. From now on your Delta name is Flounder."

"Why Flounder?"

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zilch365
2006-10-05 01:02:26 PM
If you ask me, the judge just gave him a free ticket into any party he wants.
 
JoeCowboy
2006-10-05 01:07:32 PM
THEY TOOK THE BAR...THE WHOLE F*CKIN' BAR!

JC
 
Your Black Muslim Credit Union
2006-10-05 01:09:45 PM
"Is cursing out a cop a crime?"

Nope, Not until you enter the world of assault.


Ahh my alma mater in the news again and for booze none the less. Go UMass!

/Oh the student body, you farkers can't even imagine the girls.
//Still #9 or did it go up this year again.
 
Bondith [TotalFark]
2006-10-05 01:10:45 PM
What about frat, drunk and stupid?
 
catchow
2006-10-05 01:11:12 PM
Do you mind if we dance wif' yo dates?
 
falkensmaze [TotalFark]
2006-10-05 01:11:53 PM
NuttierThanEver...Face it, Kent. You threw up on Dean Wormer.
 
Grotfabrieken Rubbishhausen
2006-10-05 01:16:45 PM
runchkin: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the farking Peace Corps.

My friend joined the Peace Corps after he finished his masters in teaching. He didn't think I was funny when I played that for him.
 
Mr_Smartypants
2006-10-05 01:22:05 PM
how unusual for a punishment.
 
GoldDude
2006-10-05 01:23:01 PM
I choose a Saran Wrap toga

\clearly, you can see your nuts.
 
MassMikMouse
2006-10-05 01:24:14 PM
Great. When I saw the WCVB link, I was positive this happened in Eastern Mass. But NO-O-O-O-O, the Pioneer Valley just HAD to get their 2 seconds of fame.

ACLU to decend upon the area in 5-4-3-2......

/big shout out to Hadley, Amherst and the great suburb of Sunderland!
//UMass Class of 1997
 
Warranty
2006-10-05 01:24:33 PM
It's not? Well, shoot...

i.a.cnn.net

/Spartans FTW.
 
MassMikMouse
2006-10-05 01:26:02 PM
Okay, I really RTFA. This dumbass suggested he do this? And the judge agreed?! Man, the pot crop must be good in the Valley this year...

Wow.
 
milowitz
2006-10-05 01:27:01 PM
Daniel Simpson Day...has no grade point average, all courses incomplete.
 
SweetSilverBlues
2006-10-05 01:30:41 PM
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

To echo so many other and wiser heads in this thread...this is a punishment for a 19 year old...how?

"Dude, I'll so, like, apologize to you in a sec, this hot babe wants to so totally give me her digits."
 
Salacious Salad
2006-10-05 01:37:08 PM
moothemagiccow

It's not cruel and unusual if they are given a choice between the ordinary punishment and being publicly shamed.
 
Ghostbox
2006-10-05 01:41:06 PM
"I'm a zit! Get it?"

/best headline ever
//still laughing...
 
pedXing
2006-10-05 01:42:56 PM
Unless he called her Sugar tits, I don't see where a crime has been commited
 
Salacious Salad
2006-10-05 01:44:28 PM
pedXing

Unless he called her Sugar tits, I don't see where a crime has been commited

Punk in drublic.
 
emt92339
2006-10-05 01:48:48 PM
He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Only we can do that to our pledges


Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.
 
toonz
2006-10-05 02:01:02 PM
so uh, judge... you like boys wrapped only in a sheet?
No... no... that's cool... that's cool... whatever turns you on.
 
Fermented Yak Juice
2006-10-05 02:11:18 PM
Good thing they didn't put the kid on double-secret probation!
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2006-10-05 02:12:34 PM
"Is cursing out a cop a crime?"

That depends whether or not there are witnesses and/or a running camera.
 
EMPulse_of_KC
2006-10-05 02:37:12 PM
Useless article. It shoulda been a chick.

Hot chicks in togas.....mmmmm.....

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bitemark
2006-10-05 02:43:23 PM
But Delta's already on probation.


They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
 
Shrinkwrap
2006-10-05 02:52:48 PM
EMPulse_of_KC

That the new "bikini toga" model? Why haven't I seen these before?

/outraged
 
Riomp300
2006-10-05 03:05:58 PM
Its not going to be an orgy, its a toga party...
 
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