As your overlord Lord Farlingwhatthebleep of Existensial Dimension 87-VCX, I find your discussion about race and genetics amusing. When we seeded your planet with our Human Being VC686-VS-SMURF brand DNA, we never expected that the "human" brain would conceive of such ridiculousness. We fart cosmic dust in your general direction.

Leperflesh: Maybe it'd be better to compare it to Apartheid South-Africa, than Nazi Germany, though.

That's not very accurate Lep, because the US wasn't entirely cool with Apartheid (which is perhaps why they did not send South Africa 2 Billion dollars a year in foreign aid).

Grr. It's people like her that make people like me afraid to come out.

IOWA= Idiots Out Wondering Around
Oh wait this took place in Australia,, never mind, my bad.

It's surprising that some people don't heed the medical advice given to them, and therefore continue down a path that will inevitably lead to said coronary.

Tatsuma: Ok, I get it, everytime you try and talk to me, you always make it about Israel even if it's off-topic like today.

LOL

mrsirjojo: Th past is the past and that statement has "I have a friend who is black" written all over it. Who is it you think you will be killing when you go into the IDF? What has changed from then to now that you've gone from being "involved with them" to entering into a military that kills them with impunity?

Don't know, but I personally lose respect for Palestinians every time I see them hand out candy to children when people die... It sickend me to see that just after 9/11, and it sickens me every time I see it, and I don;t think they deserve statehood until they can behave as a people and a government in a responsible manner.

Tatsuma: How is this amusing, subby??


Morgan said she felt threatened so she performed a ritual "evoking the guardians" to protect her.

Tatsuma: It's ok, I understand, you don't like me. You really don't. And you really dislike Israel. Jews? I don't know and I don't care

Ah, so not liking you means I don't like all Jews. I don't know you, so the only reason I might not like you is that you are clearly a hypocrite.
Did you repsond to LeperFlesh's comments, btw, calling you ought for your outrageous claim that "Non-Jews in Israel have all the same rights Jews have". In case you missed it, I believe he provided a good link that will show you are either a bad liar, a propogandist, or terribly ignorant of thr country you seem willing to die to defend. Human Rights Watch

Do you realize that the army is mandatory for Israeli citizens?
I do, but I also realize that moving to Israel is not mandatory for Canadian citizens. I, as a fellow Canadian, am free to remain here, for example. Nor would I plan to move to any country that practices racism at the State Level.

G-d willing, I will never have to use my gun in self-defense while I'm in the IDF.

Very Orwellian put. Are you implying IDF shootings are in self-defense? Smooth, smooth.

If I was a muslim and moved to a state controlled by Sharia law, that would make me a racist since they don't have inter-faith marriages?
You're only a racist if you believe it yourself. When I asked you about inter-faith marriages in Israel, you never once said you deplored it but were moving there for some greater good. In fact, you defended it by saying it was fair, since anyone could become a jew, and that if someone didn't like it, they didn't have to live in Israel.

What about catholics? If I become a catholic tomorrow, I'm a racist, that hates gay and discriminates against other people because I'm part of an organization that doesn't authorize non-Catholics, divorced and gays to marry within it?
Gays can't marry? Shameful. As a Catholic, I call it shameful, I don't sugarcoat it. Perhaps though, a way in which would make more sense to you would be for me, as a Catholic, to declare: It's a Religion! If you want to live as one, you have to live according to the rules!

P.S. Once again, Leeperflesh's link is Human Rights Watch in case you missed the fact that he called you out earlier for saying that non-Jews in Israeli have all the same rights as Jews. If you've already resopnded to him, congrats. If not, for shame.

"Morgan said she felt threatened so she performed a ritual 'evoking the guardians' to protect her."

Hahahaha. I don't know who's funnier, pagans or christians.

Zaphodius: Don't know, but I personally lose respect for Palestinians every time I see them hand out candy to children when people die... It sickend me to see that just after 9/11, and it sickens me every time I see it, and I don;t think they deserve statehood until they can behave as a people and a government in a responsible manner.

I prefer to lose respect for the individuals that committed these crimes. Would you like to be held responsible for the actions of Timothy McVeigh, Clay Aiken or the keepers of Abu Ghraib? They are all "Americans".

Leperflesh: Tatsuma: Ok, I get it, everytime you try and talk to me, you always make it about Israel even if it's off-topic like today.

LOL

"I felt a great disturbane in the force...it was if suddenly, millions of voices were calling out, calling the kettle black..."

I've been waiting a long time to do this...

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!

///Well, SOMEBODY has to use up all the O's they drop when they spell the name of their Lord!

//And it might as well be me!

Did you fellows read the same farking article I did?
Yobbo bouncers at a swank teen night club.
Probably drunk.
Old broad walks in.
Yobbo #1 aquestion's old broad's motive for trolling a teen club at 1:30AM in rude manner "whut, you gort no X-box or vibrator to keep you busy?"

Yobbo #2 having drunk conversation with hitherto unseen yobbo #3 about whether the young jewish girl would be interested in his uncircumcized Maori penis puppetry mistakes pentacle for star of david, hoping for a pronouncement on the question from the jewish female perspective.

Old broad loudly declaims any Jewish anceestry or interest in the Maori Man meat, as she is pagan, as she presumed Maori yabbo is, and was only there to pick up her son.

Further, she takes offense at the suggetion that she is either old, Jewish, in need of a vibrator or maori manmeat,
and as a self righteous and litigious pagan, will now sue your fine estabvlishment due to the disrespect shown to me by your yoobo bouncers, which she has done in the past for similar perceived indignities.

THAT, kids, is funny stuff.

herne: Would like to see some evidence there. A fair amount of the French are descended from German 'Franks' in addition to Celts.

I'm trying to find the article...it was posted on FARK about a year ago..

TommyDeuce: Yeah, but they get the "Call Lightning" spell at 5th level, while Mormons only get the so-so feat "Invest with Wisdom", which is a crock, since Wisdom isn't their primary stat.


True...but the Scientologist at Level 5 gets a "Sue Pants Off" spell AND full knowledge of the history of psychiatry.

/I can kill a yak from 500 yards away with mind bullets
//That's telekinesis, Kyle

I'm usually on the side of pagans in most matters, but the simple fact is that if you perform a ritual at a nightclub to protect you from the bouncers, you deserve to be mocked.

my Tauren dr00d would totally pwn the bar owner.

Palmer Eldritch: And if I offended you, understand that while I wouldn't change what I have done, it doesn't make me happy that you're pissed off. All I wanted was some Spaceballs references, and you all brought a flamewar to my nice fellate-Mel-Brooks thread.

Cool. To be fair, I haven't seen spaceballs, and it isn't glariningly obvious from the headline that it refers to something like that. It seemed to reference more the discrimination, which it seemed what the amusing tag was in reference to.

But I wasn't offened about that. I merely said I thought it was in bad taste, and for some reason, a lot of people took issue with that opinion, and thus this thread.

The only thing that really pissed my off is when testify said arabs and persians are "inseperable" when in face they are two entirely different reasons. But I digress.

This was just a case of misrepresented intented, and my concept of if someone questions me on fark, to try to explain myself.

Tatsuma What the fark
How is this amusing, subby??
I bet that "lolocaust" gif made you laugh real good and you forwarded it to all your AOL friends too, right?
Again, what the fark.

Thank you, Tatsuma. As usual, you manage to say what needs saying.

/not Druid
//not Jewish
///IS PO'd by shiat like this

This is easily the stupidest farking thread I've read on Fark in months.

Article is hilarious.

mrsirjojo: Tatsuma, if you abhorr racism so much, why move to Israel, a country that does not recognize inter-faith marriages? That seems to me to be about as racist as it can get.


Israel actually does recognize inter-faith marriages.