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(Yahoo)   Research shows one in five drivers think about sex rather than driving. Obvious tag begins flashing, then explodes   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 36
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2006-10-05 02:02:53 AM
Only 1 out of 5?
 
OKO
2006-10-05 02:03:52 AM
The other four can't think ?
 
2006-10-05 02:04:26 AM
OKO: The other four can't think ?

The other 4 are flipping you off for driving like an asshole when you think about sex.
 
2006-10-05 02:04:47 AM
Wait, what are we talking about? I was thinking about sex.
 
2006-10-05 02:04:51 AM
haha, it's funny cause it's so farkin true. Who here hasn't thought of sex when driving?
 
2006-10-05 02:06:06 AM
Who hasn't thought of sex while doing anything?
 
2006-10-05 02:06:30 AM
word^^^
 
2006-10-05 02:07:50 AM
Sometimes I think about driving while having sex.
 
2006-10-05 02:08:11 AM
veale728: OKO: The other four can't think ?

The other 4 are flipping you off for driving like an asshole when you think about sex.


The other four can't think because they're watching you get road head.
 
2006-10-05 02:08:36 AM
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2006-10-05 02:09:01 AM
The other four in the study are prude liars.
 
2006-10-05 02:10:10 AM
I always think about sex. I even think about sex during sex.
 
2006-10-05 02:10:17 AM
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2006-10-05 02:10:26 AM
LOL, tkirby!
 
2006-10-05 02:12:44 AM
www.funnyhub.com
 
2006-10-05 02:13:02 AM
Ok, and how many of those actually, uh, relieved themselves while driving?

True story - A couple years ago, the drum corps I was involved with had a competition up in Connecticut, so we hopped on a bus for the trip. Interesting trip. First we tried to break the record for the number of people that could fit in the bathroom (28), then we shoved the two 12-year old colorguard girls into some overhead compartments, and then we got bored. Til Dave, the one drummer, yelled out, "Guys! Check this out! The dude in the car next to us is totally jerking off!" At which point, three-quarters of us ran over to the side of the bus - sure enough, the guy driving the car was getting jiggy wit' himself. He noticed us staring and laughing and just smiled and continued. Then a few of the older ladies in the back decided to show some boobs, which only fueled him on (and left boob prints on the windows). I'm fairly sure he got off at the next exit.

/aah, the memories
//I kinda miss drum corps...
 
2006-10-05 02:17:35 AM
birdistasty: Ok, and how many of those actually, uh, relieved themselves while driving?

Car jacking.
 
2006-10-05 02:17:50 AM
Can we get an exploding 'obvious' tag?

Headline Example: "Fur trappers use thalidomide derivatives on pregnant women to bolster supplies of flippered mammals"

/ticket to the 9th circle, please
//oh god, I'm bunked with a shaved gorilla and his angry twin
///my naughty parts are rendered null and void following violent 'modification' of my sexual configuration
//wow, I never knew I could appear so feminine
/screw it, who needs what nature intended: hello, Henry Lee Lucas
 
2006-10-05 02:20:02 AM
agreendevil: Headline Example: "Fur trappers use thalidomide derivatives on pregnant women to bolster supplies of flippered mammals"

/ticket to the 9th circle, please
//oh god, I'm bunked with a shaved gorilla and his angry twin
///my naughty parts are rendered null and void following violent 'modification' of my sexual configuration
//wow, I never knew I could appear so feminine
/screw it, who needs what nature intended: hello, Henry Lee Lucas


www.uploadfile.info
 
2006-10-05 02:22:28 AM
Yes, but how many people think about driving while having sex?
 
2006-10-05 02:22:59 AM
where's the lastest foley thread?, im getting bored
 
2006-10-05 02:29:33 AM
I think about sex AND driving all the time, but I can do neither, because I am simply a head in a futuristic jar of some sort.
 
2006-10-05 02:35:40 AM
howie: AHAAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAAH!!!!

Ah...Ahem...fire up wikipedia for Mr. Lucas, would you please?

Strange...I feel a profound sense of accomplishment for brutalizing the brains of a fellow farker....

Ah, screw it...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHHA!!!!

/or something to that effect
 
2006-10-05 02:44:44 AM
It's the vibrations from the bumps on the road. What are you gonna do.
 
2006-10-05 03:10:04 AM
no, the real question is, and the defining factor of real sex masters, is, who's farked while driving?
 
2006-10-05 03:27:45 AM
How can you not think of sex while driving. There is always a bunch of sweet razzmatazz walking around my neighborhood. I will say this though, if you are ugly from the front, please make yourself look ugly from the rear. I hate it when I see some fine jelly donut butt and her front gives me the gas face.
 
2006-10-05 03:44:16 AM
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2006-10-05 05:44:01 AM
Driven to think about sex?
 
2006-10-05 08:48:45 AM
Obvious tag forgets to use turn signal while thinking of boobies tag.

/a.d.i.d.a.s...
 
2006-10-05 08:54:51 AM
When I drive to and from college, all I think about is sex.

/Not kidding
//4.5 hours either way
///Not every day.
////I want some right now.
 
2006-10-05 09:02:18 AM
the gf is ALWAYS talking about doing it WHILE driving. oy vey. I think she gets it from that movie were Charlie Sheen and buffy do it in a beamer while driving off into the sunset but I have a few conserns about. Namely:

1) dieing, seems bad to die with your di*k out

2) can't figure out how you'd do it in any way than reverse cowboy (*it should be noted that I have no issue with the cowgirl pos, its the cleanup and babys)

3) I drive a beamer and I like it more than I do crashing. Imagin all the horrible injurys that one could sustain with a full groan women on your lap.
 
2006-10-05 09:10:12 AM
The other four must be yapping on their cell phones, eating, applying make-up, shaving or yelling at their kids in the back.
 
2006-10-05 09:10:51 AM
cameronatdesk003

... who's farked while driving?

I have, and it's easy enough if A) the girl is willing to drive or B) she's much smaller.

I've never had any of the issues rubixx has -- driving crappy cars, can't have babies, and not caring about dying with my dick out. But it's fine having a full GROAN woman on my lap.
 
2006-10-05 10:54:42 AM
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2006-10-05 11:32:47 AM
KEMMLASER

Awesome.
 
2006-10-05 06:48:09 PM
birdistasty

I'm fairly sure he got off at the next exit.

Double entendre much?
 
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