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(ABC)   Local beer-delivery man delivers baby while stocking beer shelf. Hooraaay, beer!   (abc4.com) divider line 45
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2006-10-03 10:52:39 PM  
Does he "driver" his truck after he "deliveries" the baby?

/Why is voting enabled?
 
2006-10-04 01:22:02 AM  
Beer. Is there anything it can't do?

/obligatory
 
2006-10-04 01:22:49 AM  
That baby better get a beer related name.
 
2006-10-04 01:24:31 AM  
I voted for dillenger69
 
2006-10-04 01:25:04 AM  
Something about the phrase "Beer Delivery" implies that beer may to tragic things to your liver.
 
2006-10-04 01:25:58 AM  
Beer. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

/nothing like a depressent to chase the blues away!
//seriously though, here's to you, baby-delivering beer delivery man!
 
2006-10-04 01:26:33 AM  
I like the headline. It's not particularly clever, but it made me laugh.
 
2006-10-04 01:30:01 AM  
GIS for beer baby
www.blogwaybaby.com
 
2006-10-04 01:31:21 AM  
The woman was quoted as saying it was lucky someone was there, as she only has beer delivered once every nine months or so. The beer delivery man was then unavailable for comment.

/DRTFA
 
2006-10-04 01:40:19 AM  
It really gives a new meaning to the phrase, "Here, hold my beer..."
 
2006-10-04 01:41:11 AM  
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
AND STUFF
 
2006-10-04 01:43:05 AM  
DUFF MAN!
 
2006-10-04 01:44:51 AM  
"Dianna yelled at me, 'Budweiser, get your butt out there!" Nyberg said.

heh.
 
2006-10-04 01:51:56 AM  
www.toonjokes.com

Somewhere in America, another mullet is growing.

/feer the mullet
 
2006-10-04 01:52:25 AM  
kroston: GIS for beer baby

Yep, that's how I pictured it.
 
2006-10-04 01:54:40 AM  
I don't even like beer and I love those commercials. All advertisers should be that enthusiastic about their product.

/Hooray, beer!
 
2006-10-04 01:56:27 AM  
way to misspell fear.
 
2006-10-04 01:56:33 AM  
Hooray votes!

/Vote for me!
//I never win anything. =(
 
2006-10-04 02:07:20 AM  
French Surrender: Beer. Is there anything it can't do?

one reason I came to this thread...

Hunter4242: Beer. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

and that was the other one...

/got nuthin anymore
 
2006-10-04 02:07:40 AM  
That ain't no city beer baby.
 
2006-10-04 02:11:09 AM  
For you subby:

derekstubbs.com
 
2006-10-04 02:25:00 AM  
Ummm, anybody else notice the idiot mother named the poor child BOSTON? I mean, damn...
 
2006-10-04 02:29:28 AM  
veale728: For you subby:

My halloween costume this year


/cliche I know
 
2006-10-04 02:37:35 AM  
You know, I always get annoyed when everyones like "there should be a 'wyoming' tag lol!!!111one!1!"

But really.. why isnt there a Beer tag?
 
2006-10-04 02:53:11 AM  
beer tag seconded
 
2006-10-04 02:54:12 AM  
truly the man is a hero

/and he delivered a baby too!
 
2006-10-04 03:35:52 AM  
It doesn't take much to earn a HERO tag on Fark does it?

"He stayed there to offer support and relay information. He even offered his own coat to keep the baby warm."

So basically he stood there and watched.
Or was it the offering of his coat that earned the Hero tag?
 
2006-10-04 03:37:55 AM  
OK, stick yer bird up here missy, we'll giterdone!
 
2006-10-04 04:04:12 AM  
Wow I was having a pretty shiatty day, so I just decided to read this forum and I seriously said to myself "if there isn't a pic of the Red Stripe guy in here, I'm just gonna be miserable". Thank you, veale728. You seriously made my day.

/tears of joy
 
2006-10-04 04:39:05 AM  
Psychotropic

It doesn't take much to earn a HERO tag on Fark does it?

"He stayed there to offer support and relay information. He even offered his own coat to keep the baby warm."

So basically he stood there and watched.
Or was it the offering of his coat that earned the Hero tag?


I'd hazard a guess that he got the Hero tag for delivering beer...
 
2006-10-04 05:34:47 AM  
He must have slept at a Holiday Inn Express.
 
2006-10-04 06:53:14 AM  
So who boiled the water? You can't deliver a baby without boiling water...
 
2006-10-04 07:06:58 AM  
Bud Light Beer presents...Real American Heroes. Today, we salute you Mr. Baby Deliverer Beer Delivery Guy
 
2006-10-04 07:18:38 AM  
Ummm... they've been "Real Men of Genius" (pops) for about the last five years, Dobbs.
 
2006-10-04 07:36:17 AM  
Psychotropic

It doesn't take much to earn a HERO tag on Fark does it?

"He stayed there to offer support and relay information. He even offered his own coat to keep the baby warm."

So basically he stood there and watched.
Or was it the offering of his coat that earned the Hero tag?


It was for delivering beer you idiot!

How much beer have you delivered in your life? Huh? A case or two maybe? This man delivers such liquid heroism day in and day out. If we had a quarter billion such as him in this country civilisation would reach unprecedented hieghts!
 
2006-10-04 07:50:22 AM  
Well, that's not the first time that beer has led to a baby
 
2006-10-04 08:10:10 AM  
Beer rules.
 
2006-10-04 08:23:14 AM  
Drew?

/would have been a better name for the baby
 
2006-10-04 08:56:16 AM  
i67.photobucket.com
 
2006-10-04 09:12:39 AM  
budwiser they are starting this kid on bad beer at a really young age.
 
2006-10-04 10:17:22 AM  
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ? SHE NAMED THE CHILD BOSTON? !!!!! WTF POOR KID SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS WTF
 
2006-10-04 11:08:25 AM  
smags
Ummm, anybody else notice the idiot mother named the poor child BOSTON? I mean, damn

Could have been worse - could have been Samuel Adams...

/Not knock'n the name
//loves the Ale!
 
2006-10-04 01:15:00 PM  
My name is Florida. That's the name of a state. Why is my name Florida?
 
2006-10-04 02:40:23 PM  
Gabe Nyberg, you are a man's man's man!
 
2006-10-04 03:14:51 PM  
Hooray Beer!
 
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