FARK.com: (2321560) Woman being attacked by rabid coyote slams door on its neck. This self-defence technique also works remarkably well on door-to-door magazine salespeople

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		Woman being attacked by rabid coyote slams door on its neck. This self-defence technique also works remarkably well on door-to-door magazine salespeople (abcnews.go.com)		37
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AirForceVet		2006-09-30 12:00:55 AM

Hi, we're Jehovah's Witnesses. We'd like to show you a copy of ... **ACK!**

Howie_Feltersnatch		2006-09-30 03:55:24 AM

I hate those farking kids who knock on my door and say they're collecting magazine subscriptions for a trip to Jamaica or some shiat.

Jae-Elle		2006-09-30 03:56:48 AM

And orderlies named Buck.

screams incomprehensible		2006-09-30 03:58:30 AM

rackrent		2006-09-30 03:59:13 AM

Mind you I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopaedias. You know, they can really do you wonders.

bob_dobbs		2006-09-30 04:01:17 AM

hero?
wtf?

maybe i should try one like that.

man gets hungry.
eats sammich.
HERO!

Detroit_Bob		2006-09-30 04:07:25 AM

What can you say about a man who uses oars to propel a small boat?

Hero!

Phil Moskowitz		2006-09-30 04:08:18 AM

Rabid coyote? Geez, that's almost as bad as an alligator with a chainsaw.

Ox		2006-09-30 04:23:22 AM

Phil Moskowitz

I LOL'd

sirgrim		2006-09-30 04:24:30 AM

Murkanen		2006-09-30 04:32:43 AM

[insert joke about illegal immigrants here]

bigwoody		2006-09-30 04:39:26 AM

Coyot-owned!

nicoffeine		2006-09-30 04:47:04 AM

That coyote only had (insert random number here) more points to get his trip to the Bahamas!

You don't want him to go to the Bahamas?

Chipslinger		2006-09-30 05:08:03 AM

I gave that coyote the shocker about eight years ago...

/he was not happy whatsoever

ZekeMacNeil		2006-09-30 05:14:08 AM

AirForceVet: Hi, we're Jehovah's Witnesses. We'd like to show you a copy of ... **ACK!**

It's funnier if you just play porn really loud.

antialias		2006-09-30 05:29:51 AM

That is a lady who knows where her towel is.

KickahaOta		2006-09-30 06:01:27 AM

Sczi		2006-09-30 06:40:30 AM

I'm just glad they can give your own pet dogs the shots now if they have to go toe to toe with the yipper, instead of having to put them down, Old Yeller style.

hogans		2006-09-30 07:00:25 AM

Damn predators. Who says you need opposable thumbs to reach the top of the food chain?

markfarker		2006-09-30 07:13:55 AM

braedan		2006-09-30 08:04:16 AM

...wish I knew that before
I bought 20 subscriptions to Jive...

Gunderson		2006-09-30 08:33:03 AM

Seen suspiciously parked outside...

SlowTimedRapid		2006-09-30 08:50:36 AM

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I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ACTUALLY SIGNING THIS

KickedOutOfHell		2006-09-30 09:07:02 AM

Wait until PETA hears about this!

Jeraldine Ratkin		2006-09-30 09:30:20 AM

**antialias** (no html)

YES!!!

She's quite the hoopy frood!!

rodr3		2006-09-30 09:55:16 AM

Gunderson:
Seen suspiciously parked outside...

For like 18 hours?

Youd think, in a hospital, if you found a dead, bloody, skull-smashed intern on the floor missing his clothes, someone would bother going to look at their truck in the parking deck.

eeeleeet		2006-09-30 10:55:12 AM

Here Yeller! Come Back Yeller!

groverpm		2006-09-30 11:19:58 AM

rackrent: Mind you I don't know whether you've really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern encyclopaedias. You know, they can really do you wonders.

You can throw them at the rabid coyote.

jordan_lund		2006-09-30 11:22:12 AM

Did she keep screaming "Where's Bill!?!?!"

GoSpelunking		2006-09-30 11:55:23 AM

Some troll posted this with a more offensive headline.

Dwreck		2006-09-30 12:48:13 PM

Your name is buck, right? And you're here to fark, RIGHT?

biglot		2006-09-30 01:17:20 PM

Man, it's been quite a year.

We've had alligators, raccoons, owls, squirels and cats attacking people. A cat chased a bear up a tree. Steve Irwin died. And now a rabid coyote.

WTF? Animals Gone Wild, coming to a Blockbuster near you.

jram		2006-09-30 02:25:02 PM

everyones not saying what a big puss the guy is. I would have let my wife go in first then dealt with that mutt and hope I wouldn't get killed by it... just wanted to say, dudes a sissy. Bet the "coyote slayer" changes when he tells his friends the story.

brandon_the_nude		2006-09-30 02:33:50 PM

i was attacked by a rabid raccoon. 14 shots for rabies, it sucked

gradatim		2006-09-30 03:18:56 PM

I hate those farking kids who knock on my door and say they're collecting magazine subscriptions for a trip to Jamaica or some shiat.

They don't come back if you shout "FARK OFF!!" at the top of your lungs and then slam the door so hard that it rattles the windows.

/keeps a megaphone next to the front door

sezzme		2006-09-30 06:07:04 PM

Regarding the kids that come to your door, claiming they are selling magazines... chances are they are ensnared into a sick racket - almost like slavery in a way. And the perps doing it to them are hard to catch.

sad story - but important