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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Judge rules it's not illegal to have sex in hot tub in own yard   (suntimes.com) divider line 177
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2006-09-29 10:51:29 AM  
Good to know
 
2006-09-29 10:54:27 AM  
Woo-hoo! Reasonable expectation of privacy prevails...
 
2006-09-29 11:01:11 AM  
I wonder if the copitude of the defendant had any bearing on the ruling?
 
2006-09-29 11:01:15 AM  
Goddamn activist judges... he must have good looking neighbors...

/cringe at the idea of seeing my neighbors screwin' while I'm out with the weed whacker.
 
2006-09-29 11:03:08 AM  
Hooray!

Hot tub sex for all!

/Thanks to all those folks who informed me that I've missed out by not having had hot tub sex yesterday.
 
2006-09-29 11:03:17 AM  
Time to get a hot tub!
 
2006-09-29 11:04:24 AM  
How about sex with a goat in a hot tub?
 
2006-09-29 11:05:53 AM  
Does it have to be with someone else? If not, I'm 1 of 2.
 
2006-09-29 11:09:01 AM  
Sweet. Now all I need is my own house, a hot tub and someone to have sex with, and I'm set.
 
2006-09-29 11:09:57 AM  
Oh, I forgot I need a yard too. 1 of 3.
 
2006-09-29 11:10:12 AM  
IMlifelike: How about sex with a goat in a hot tub?

peck: Time to get a hot tub!
 
2006-09-29 11:11:21 AM  
But is it illegal to then record your neighbors having sex in their hot-tub and put it on teh internets? So long as I don't have to do anything stealthy to accomplish the recording?

/just askin'...no reason...
 
2006-09-29 11:14:13 AM  
IMlifelike: How about sex with a goat in a hot tub?

Not advised. The hair clogs the filter.

Remember: hairy in the hallway, furry on the floor and scaly in the sauna.
 
2006-09-29 11:17:48 AM  
hairy in the hallway, furry on the floor and scaly in the sauna.

Is this how you describe Lar?

Because, like, that's fcuckin' HOT!
 
2006-09-29 11:25:01 AM  
the_rev: Is this how you describe Lar?

No. Lar likes lotion liberally laid lengthwise on loins in livingroom.
 
2006-09-29 11:26:36 AM  
Nice 'literation.
 
2006-09-29 11:27:04 AM  
Sheep don't shed.

They will put an oil slick on the water, though.
 
2006-09-29 11:30:52 AM  
Curtilage, baby.
 
2006-09-29 11:41:27 AM  
hillbillypharmacist: Sheep don't shed.

Wool in the washroom.
Angora in the attic.
 
2006-09-29 12:38:52 PM  
IMlifelike: How about sex with a goat in a hot tub?
hillbillypharmacist: Sheep don't shed.


I'll try this again...

You've got it all wrong, what you need is a roof - push the goat or sheep to the edge and then hammer away. They won't run away and they will actually push back. I thought everyone knew this?

Cheaper than a hot tub too.
 
2006-09-29 12:39:28 PM  
Howdy neighbor, come on in the water's fine!

Well actually, the water is brine, a semi-solid gelatinous mass of me, wifey, and the other members of our neighborhood Fuzzy Humper Barber Shop Quintet swingers group's genital excretions, but come on in anyway!
 
2006-09-29 01:21:10 PM  
Hero.
 
2006-09-29 01:23:19 PM  
Shouldn't this be the HERO tag?
 
2006-09-29 01:24:13 PM  
If you're ugly it should still be illegal. Or if there are no women involved.
 
2006-09-29 01:24:19 PM  
I second the "Hero" tag.

I understand that this is a Follow Up, but there should be sub tags allowed on some of these.

This is a case in point.

Hooray for backyard hot tub sexin'!
 
2006-09-29 01:24:52 PM  
Woot. Time to go get me a hot tub. I was waiting for this. I've always said 'damn i'd like to have sex in my back yard, but what I really need is a hot tub.'
 
2006-09-29 01:25:02 PM  
2006-09-29 12:39:28 PM brap

Duuuude! I was eating pizza too!
 
2006-09-29 01:26:27 PM  
Victory for privacy advocates and hot-tub sexual encounter enthusiasts everywhere!

Hooray!
 
2006-09-29 01:26:44 PM  
IMlifelike: How about sex with a goat in a hot tub?

Just call up tubgi +++NO CARRIER+++
 
2006-09-29 01:26:57 PM  
Where's the hero tag on this one? Oh wait, there was probably a provision that it's only legal as long as AT&T can have a tap on that ass. Nevermind.
 
2006-09-29 01:28:38 PM  
I don't give a shiat what your hang ups are.

Hot tub + alcohol = orgy

every time
 
2006-09-29 01:29:53 PM  
When normal legal means fail, the CDC can always lock them up for potentially spreading disease to each other.
 
2006-09-29 01:30:04 PM  
hillbillypharmacist: I wonder if the copitude of the defendant had any bearing on the ruling?

Maybe, but I'll still take it.

Good job.

Now. DO I need a hot tub, or can the woman and I get our freak on au natural?
 
2006-09-29 01:30:07 PM  
Who said it was in a yard? Maybe it was on a porch.
 
2006-09-29 01:30:31 PM  
Godammit, I'm horny.


/ damn you, backyard hot tub harlot
// daaammmnn yyyoooouuu!!
 
2006-09-29 01:30:35 PM  
Viola found Cook County Sheriff's Police Lt. Kelly Mrozek, 38, who owned the Lockport duplex with the hot tub, and Mark T. Sumner, 22, of Orland Park, not guilty of public indecency.

I'm also putting a vote in for the hero tag: 22-year old guy banging a 38-year old MILF cop. She's kicking his ass and he loves it.
 
2006-09-29 01:30:42 PM  
submitter: Judge rules it's not illegal to have sex in hot tub in own damn yard

New and improved.
 
2006-09-29 01:32:05 PM  
Does this mean the slap and tickle party from yesterday's thread continues?
 
2006-09-29 01:32:32 PM  
Judge rules it's not illegal to have sex in hot tub in own yard, on one condition.

He gotta' be invited.
 
2006-09-29 01:32:55 PM  
This is why I love living out in the country. Hot tub sex. Pool sex. Yard sex. No one to complain. Other than the goat.
 
2006-09-29 01:32:57 PM  
I have a pool. I'll add my 2 cents. Chlorine in hooha = not fun.
 
2006-09-29 01:33:01 PM  
Who wants to go 'tubbin with me?
 
2006-09-29 01:34:24 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Hot tub + alcohol = orgy

And don't forget:

Hot tub + lepers = porridge

Hot tub + incontinence = gravy
 
2006-09-29 01:35:47 PM  
Adman12: And don't forget:

Hot tub + lepers = porridge

Hot tub + incontinence = gravy


This thread needs voting.. for that one alone
 
2006-09-29 01:35:48 PM  
Meh, 22 yr old dude and 38 yr old chick, grroossss
 
2006-09-29 01:36:48 PM  
adman12 & Lunch = Tossed Cookies
 
2006-09-29 01:38:19 PM  
Adman12: Hot tub + lepers = porridge

I think it'd be more like 'stew' than anything else.

/What'd the leper say to the prostitute?

//Thanks--you can keep the tip.
 
2006-09-29 01:39:18 PM  
Adman12: Hot tub + lepers = porridge Stu!

/Weird Al!
 
2006-09-29 01:40:00 PM  
SWEET! I gotta call my lawyer.

/It did say FRONT yard, right?
 
2006-09-29 01:40:04 PM  
Adman12: Thanks!

I was wondering how I was going to make it to lunch time without starving to death but for some reason I am now completely not hungry!
 
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