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(CNN)   Oy vey, latest tropical depression to become tropical storm Isaac. Don't ask him to roll on shabbos   ( divider line
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2006-09-28 09:45:32 AM  
Oye vey? Is that Yidspañol?
2006-09-28 09:54:51 AM  
Isaac Hayes? Yeaaahh baaaby. I'm gonna blow your roof off.
2006-09-28 09:58:05 AM  
shut the fark up Donnie
2006-09-28 10:04:47 AM  
Over the line!
2006-09-28 10:19:32 AM  
Nobody farks with the Isaac?
2006-09-28 10:26:34 AM  
Oy vey, Isaac. At least you got "Shabbos", subby.
2006-09-28 10:34:39 AM  
+1 vote due to use of Big Lebowski reference.
2006-09-28 10:36:12 AM  
2006-09-28 10:46:16 AM  
submitter: Issac

Shouldn't that be Isaac?
2006-09-28 10:46:56 AM  
Oy, gevalt; beaten to it by Tatsuma. Not like that's much of a surprise. You cue off of the word "oy" or something, don't you? Sort of a fnord thing, but it makes you pay attention instead of making you uneasy?
2006-09-28 10:57:30 AM  
Don't be fatuous Whole Foods
2006-09-28 11:09:35 AM  
Submitter, you're out of your element.
2006-09-28 11:16:06 AM  
I'm up next!!! My name only makes the list every 7 years and the last time it was a frigging tropical depression out in the middle of the Atlantic. Not that I am hoping for death and destruction, but... a category 3 or better would be nice. If they can retire my name, all the better. No one names their kids Joyce any more, so having a negative connotation associated with it would be no big deal. I could be the next Katrina. I'm shaking with anticipation.
2006-09-28 11:35:23 AM  
I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tapedeck, though.

/Or the Credence
2006-09-28 11:35:53 AM  
I told that Kraut a farkin' thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos!
2006-09-28 11:36:05 AM  
Nobody farks with the Issac
2006-09-28 11:38:30 AM  
In other news, Total Farker Tatsuma has become an outspoken supporter of tropical storms.
2006-09-28 11:39:38 AM  
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Isaac Bonewits is not amused.
2006-09-28 11:40:33 AM  
What? No "almost killed by his father" reference?

2006-09-28 11:42:21 AM  

What? No "almost killed by his father" reference?

You're not suggesting the Hebrew Bible sanctions or displays violence are you? :-)
2006-09-28 11:44:04 AM  
Lebowski Fest this weekend!
(alas, not going)
Going on vacation though!!!!!!
please no hurricanes this week.

/the dude abides
//the dude would like to abide peacefully on a NC beach
2006-09-28 11:45:19 AM  
I think it would be treif for Hurricane Isaac to develop further during the Jewish High Holy days.

/JHHD blocks "Summon Tatsuma" card.
2006-09-28 11:45:56 AM  
Somacandra: /JHHD blocks "Summon Tatsuma" card.

Too late, he's already here.
2006-09-28 11:48:12 AM  
That's such a wicked game to play.
2006-09-28 11:50:19 AM  
He's a frickin pacifist, man!
2006-09-28 11:50:39 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Shabbat Shalom, motherfarkers.
2006-09-28 11:51:04 AM  
Issac, I'll have a pina colada please.
2006-09-28 11:52:11 AM  
peachpicker: Submitter, you're out of your element.

Hear, hear.
2006-09-28 11:52:33 AM  
That must be exhausting.
2006-09-28 11:53:25 AM  
WTF with the headline?

If this article was about watermelon or chicken, would I see a reference to blacks?

//your headline sucks smitty.
2006-09-28 11:54:22 AM  
Submitter needs to take classes at JewCLA and learn some Hebrew history.
2006-09-28 11:57:17 AM  
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2006-09-28 11:57:46 AM  
thedarkshadow: If this article was about watermelon or chicken, would I see a reference to blacks?

No, but if the name of the hurricane was Monisha or Laquinta, you bet
2006-09-28 12:00:29 PM  
Why can't anybody spell Isaac correctly!??!?!!? My last name is MacIsaac and I've had 2 people in my entire life spell it correctly. Everybody spells is 'Issac'. There are NO 'Issac's in the world, look it up.

2006-09-28 12:01:27 PM  
So Isaac's in a tropical depression? Is he too bummed to serve drinks?! I paid good money for this cruise and demand adequate bar service!!!
2006-09-28 12:02:45 PM  
Carl Spackler: MacIsaac

Now that's just weird. No offense, man. But MacIsaac? It conjures up the image of a redhead Jewish man wearing a kilt. It's not pretty.
2006-09-28 12:04:40 PM  
/eagerly awaits every single biblical reference that can be dredged up from here until the rapture

//don't ask him to kill his own son
///don't ask him to paint blood on his doors
////don't ask him to sell his brother and wear a coat of many colors
//I could do this forever
2006-09-28 12:05:39 PM  
Actually, Carl Spackler, I googled it and there are a bajillion 'Issac's....
2006-09-28 12:08:04 PM  
Tatsuma: Carl Spackler: MacIsaac

Now that's just weird. No offense, man. But MacIsaac? It conjures up the image of a redhead Jewish man wearing a kilt. It's not pretty.

Not pretty, perhaps...but imagine the bris you could do with a claymore.
2006-09-28 12:08:27 PM  
dark shadow you might want to do some study from the Big Book of Fark Movie referrences before posting in anymore threads, because you might end up looking like a clueless moran.
2006-09-28 12:09:58 PM  
muninsfire: .but imagine the bris you could do with a claymore.

Ok, you win, thread over. I will send you the bill for my orange-juice laden speakers.
2006-09-28 12:10:44 PM  
So then Isaac said, "No, Rosh Hashanah is when we blow the Shofar", and then Cindy said "That's what's so great about you Jews, you're so good to the help."

/I'm here all week. Try the veal.
2006-09-28 12:10:49 PM  
Oh and BTW Dark shadow if anyone was going to get offended by this headline it would have been that mensch tatsuma and seeing as how he didn't you should really uncleanch your sphincters.
2006-09-28 12:11:56 PM  

Get tired of Big Lebowski references.

Get yourself a beer, submitter.
2006-09-28 12:12:40 PM  
Thank you, OregonVet!

/embarrassed that he was the first thing that popped into my head when I read the headline
2006-09-28 12:12:57 PM  
Didn't Jesse Jackson protest for more afrikan storm names? Can't wait for Hurricanes Rae-kwon and Shay-queesha.
2006-09-28 12:15:21 PM  
So, before it hits the sky will fill with Issac haze?
2006-09-28 12:15:52 PM  

Yeah, I mean there was nothing at all offensive with that headline. Not even the two errors (Oy, Isaac). Submitter obviously made this out of love, not hatred. It's not even (self-)deprecating humour. Everything was fine with that headline. Let's not jump the shark and overreact on comments that are perfectly fine.
2006-09-28 12:18:38 PM  
I have had a topical depression... can I name it?
2006-09-28 12:21:44 PM  
LOL @ the smitty-hate.
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