Those things usually have a safety latch, don't they?

How do you "tie" someone up with handcuffs?

Sheesh, the irony-police are going to have a big day with this one...

The pair my wife and I have don't need a key.
/And by wife I mean the piece of rabbit fur I rub on my dick.

CUE THE IRONY POLICE

/not irony

JC

hehe

/bring out the gimp?

the irony-police

Uhm, why?
Pronunciation: 'I-r&-nE also 'I(-&)r-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
1. synonym for "coincidence."
2. synonym for "surprising."
3. synonym for "unusual."

ElSabio182

33 seconds from rain on your wedding day

JC

Why didn't they just use the universal safe word "RED"?

The irony is too much to bear.

My safeword is strawberries!

My safeword: nutmeg

I like this threadjack

Teh use of indirect pronouns in a confussing manner!!!1 OMG!!!

My safe action is to kick you in the head.

safeword = dirty banana.

My safeword: "OW! QUIT THAT BIATCH! THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE"

It's kind of long, I know.

'But the gimp's sleeping!'
'Well I guess you'll just have to wake him up...'

giggety giggety gimp!

Jabber:
Those things usually have a safety latch, don't they?

Well that would avoid "Gerald's Game" like incidents, wouldn't it? Ick.

My safe words: oh shait

Bandits Score at X-Rated Shop
hehe, I sometimes score at these places too.

Safeword: ow!!!!

sylaak
My safeword: "OW! QUIT THAT BIATCH! THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE"

Beat me by "refresh".

I only accept the safeword: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz


Bwaaahaaahaaaa,

C'mon Peter. We can remember a time when you saved all our butts.





Yea. Too bad I didn't get there until after the sodomy.

ARMAGEDDON!

/if you're laughing at that, ask yourself why...

Philadelphia

Magorn

Better those than the nylon restraints they sell, the handcuffs are cheap and easily opened with a little bit of pressure in the right place, the velcro sport cuffs on the other hand......

I agree 100% with that one. No getting out of those velcro things.

/got *schooled* one time...oopsie...

...robbery of the Starship Enterprise adult novelty store

The name of the porn parlor was "Starship Enterprise"?

Danger MouseThe name of the porn parlor was "Starship Enterprise"?

Boldly go where no man has gone before?

Danger Mouse

I was about the say the same thing. Seems kinda odd for a Adult Novelty Store.

At first I thought it was odd, but then on second thought, it made perfect sense. Geeks and basement nerds need porn more than anyone. What's better than galatic porn?


/Would like to see that vulcan chick naked degrading herself.

I think I would have kept quiet. I have accompanied female friends to those places and they have devices that you could rape a tree with.

/Did they not have a code word established beforehand?

And just so everyknows, I have never raped a tree.

/that I know of
//I do get really drunk at times

The robbers were told to keep quiet? That is unexpected!

Mike_Bolton
safeword = dirty banana

all I drank in jamaica for a week..

/bananas are healthy...
//miss them hedo3 t|tties

Ishidan

ARMAGEDDON!

/if you're laughing at that, ask yourself why...

I did laugh at that. Now I need to seriously reevaluate my life-choices.

I can't find the link, but IIRC, it involved a hamster stranded in a man's neither-region, a lighter being used to lure it out, a pocket of lower intestine methane igniting, a flaming hamster cannonball hitting someone in the face, and of course, hospital-arity.

The hamster and the lighter tale (which you are referring to with the "ARMAGEDDON" code word has been proven to be an urban legend.

Still funny though.

Irony police:

Robbers USING handcuffs, the device they are traditionally arrested with, is ironic.

Well the cuffs could have been made from iron.. thus making them irony.

/Yes, I went there.

birdboy2000

Irony police:

Robbers USING handcuffs, the device they are traditionally arrested with, is ironic.

Not really anymore because it has become traditional for home invaders and robbers to use handcuffs. Was ironic before, maybe when it started happening.
It's like saying it's ironic that cops are using automatic weapons because criminals used them first.

/not really arguing. You bring up a good point.

Dildolarity did not ensue.

Irony Part Being....

Bondage device that solds by the sex shop being used on the sex shop employee for something other then their horny intent.


Like that sorta kinda thing.

Robbers to noisy employees,
"This:


...or this?"


So...

...robbery of the Starship Enterprise adult novelty store

The Klingons did it.

Heh. This place is right up the road from my house.

And it's actually Starship Enterprises, plural. A small chain that for a long time was about the only place in the Atlanta area you could buy porn, dildos, and paraphenalia.