YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Pass the eye-bleach please.

This is what happens when cousins mate with cousins.

Am I the only one that is reminded of Bumfights when I look at this picture?

No, Poopsack, I'm pretty sure LightCloud was thinking the same thing almost 3 hours before you posted. Just a hunch...

/I'm an ass now, evidently. Thanks internets

Listerine may be a helluva drug, but apparently it's not muchuva beauty treatment.

CAN YAH HELP OUT A FORTY-NINER?

The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!

Oh wait, Listerine? Nevermind.

Had a patient like him when I worked in the ER. Cops busted him drinking wal-mart brand mouthwash in the store. He would open a bottle and start pounding it down. Not the minty stuff but the brown death flavor.
It will fry your insides ie liver, kidneys ect also make a mess of your gut. And it gives a person a horrendous case of B.O.! His piss even smelled like it. It was nasty!
I need a shower. Now I feel dirty.

he looks like cheech & chong's first cousin.

JLD3277

How can anyone drink Listerine? That stuff is nasty enough just to gargle, but to actually swallow?! That's one serious alcoholic.


When you've drunk as much alcohol as you need to drink to be that much of a broke alcoholic to do Listerene, I'm pretty sure your sense of taste is mostly fried.

Todays nugget of knowledge, and who Listerene was named for: Joseph Lister, father of antiseptic medicine

Listerine kills the germs that cause the eeeeevil gingivitis, but judging by how squat his jaw is, gingivitis had its way with his mouth ages ago.

/irony?

He might be a drug addled psychopath, but at least his breath is minty fresh...

or you can get two (or three) bottles of boone's farm or mad dog 20/20 or wild rose for the cost of one bottle of listerine.

morningjolt: or you can get two (or three) bottles of boone's farm or mad dog 20/20 or wild rose for the cost of one bottle of listerine.


i dont think his intelligence was in question

GAH!!

Good lord, did someone open the ark of the covenant?

Epsilon: A fifth of cheap, generic vodka costs only $5.99 and it has 40% alcohol, and it surely tastes better than Listerine.


True, but can you buy vodka with food stamps?

Epsilon

I really don't understand these fools who get drunk on Listerine. At the store I go to (which I think is pretty typical) a big bottle of Listerine costs about $3.50 and it has (I think) 27% alcohol. A fifth of cheap, generic vodka costs only $5.99 and it has 40% alcohol, and it surely tastes better than Listerine.

So why the hell would you choose to get drunk on farking mouthwash? I just don't get it.

He was probably trying to hide his alcoholism from his loved ones.

Or maybe he just liked that Listerine kick.

Listerine! The Action hero for your gums!

Which kind? Original, Cool Mint, Natural Citrus, Fresh Burst, Vanilla Mint, or the new foaming Listerine Whitening Pre-Brush Rinse?

/do not swallow the dentic!

He looks a lot like one of those inner city bums that you see all the time in alleys, drinking mouthwash or hairspray. There are hundreds of guys like this in every city.

Not sure why his mugshot or listerine abuse are news though. Slow news day in the "Tri-cities"?

He's as God made him.

Oznog Thanks for the eye bleach in the form of Al.

Sorry, I thought this ad placed under his mugshot was kinda humorous.....get a job you moran.

acaciaavenue
CAN YAH HELP OUT A FORTY-NINER?

He fell down a shaft.. -_-;;