This thread is useless without pics.

UTEP_Farker:

Jizz Master Zero: Finally, a way to find hardcore porn without facials.

Amen, brother.

You both have got to be kidding.

Jizz Master Zero
A brief survey of my own collection (admittedly skewed, since as previously stated I *like* teh buttsecks), there are very few hetero clips that do not end in anal. It's more pervasive than I originally thought. I think that much like shaved crotches and multiple ugly tatoos on the women, anal is much less common in older & "classic" porn.

For hetero, enjoyable porn, I recommend "Pirates". No anal at all, plus the plot and "acting" are amusing enough that you don't even need to fast-forward through the bits where everyone's clothed. I'm not sure that it would really be considered truly hardcore, though.

/yarr, dirty pirate sex.

Where do I sign up?

/cock gaggerz
//deep oral ladies
///anything with Rocco Sifreddi

Needlefick Bugducker

Some SQL engines require a semicolon at the end of the statement, and who in their right mind would store waist measurements as a text field when there is already an establish integer-driven system that is more easily indexed?

/.......
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///.........*shoots self*

Crown Of Negativity
Some SQL engines require a semicolon at the end of the statement, and who in their right mind would store waist measurements as a text field when there is already an establish integer-driven system that is more easily indexed?

You make a good point, but that enhancement will have to wait until the next major release.

Jizz Master Zero: Oh, and quetranza and lomans, feel free to come back and pimp cheggit.net again when they're actually allowing new members to register.

I understand your frustration. I hope they open it soon.

Tera Patrick. I had no idea they made them like that. Holy crap

gimmeafarkinname Why in hell would you pick a name that will get banninated eventually?

Serious question. What turns you on more within the confines of pornography: near "perfect" asthetic, or girls who look more normal?

I like girls who actually appear to be enjoying themselves, something you see more in amateur porn. Sure, the bodies may not be as unnaturally perfect, but the authentic enthusiasm for the acts more than makes up for it.

Hates the moneyshot.

Agreed. What the fark is hot about that? Seriously...

loves the porn. Hates the moneyshot.

Right on!

The Jizz goes in the pu55y!!1!

What are they teaching these kids these days???

Akaziel

I've also had the HUN (and Snakesworld links) bookmarked for the last 7 years. Thats funny about the fark-like style of links. From '95-2000, I was a fan of Persian Kitty and related free image galleries within the usual spam. Lately I've been wasting time at pussy.org.

pinkworld.com

All free; all good. Was a fan of the HUN till I graduated to this place.

what has happened to fark? Only 50 or so comments on a porno thread? Only one picture so far? Come On!

Very few things totally baffle me any more, but the plethora of good looking women doing porn truly amazes me. So many women willing to have sex on camera is a mystery to me. Does anybody know how much money females are paid for a sex video? Not the bigger productions, but the typical "amatuer" content. How do they find these people?

20/20

Most "amateur" girls such as the ones you see in Big Sausage Pizza or MILF Hunter get between $100 and $250 a scene...

Sites worth checking out if you're into movies include Gonzo Movies and Nexxx.

"Most "amateur" girls such as the ones you see in Big Sausage Pizza or MILF Hunter get between $100 and $250 a scene..."

That's incredible.

"i will download and have a look!"


anyone?


/sharing is caring

Sharing WAS caring. Then Caring disappeared one night after I hadn't logged in for a month or so. I'll probably never have a ratio like that ever again.

/hundreds and hundreds of gigs UL'd and nothing to show for it

Ok, no time to read the link, I'm heading home right now.

TheFredSavages: Tera Patrick. I had no idea they made them like that. Holy crap

That's MADE, past tense. She has since gotten herself a big plastic pair of funobagoes an overtattooed husband and doesn't look nearly as naturally glamorous as when she first got into the business.

In short, she went from an adult actress to a porn star.

/Give me Christy Canyon back in the good old days. She defined the term 'brick shiathouse'
//Traci, why did you have to blow the whistle
///bow chicka slashie bow