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(Yahoo)   It's official: €250,000 is too much to charge for fondling a woman's bosom. In related news, submitter just loves saying "bosom." Bosom bosom bosom   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 152
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2006-09-22 11:15:10 AM  
Funbags
Jumblies
Hooters
pillows
jugs
cans
rack
bust

... by any name, tits are great
 
2006-09-22 11:18:12 AM  
Even 25,500 euros is too much, apparently.

/can read
 
2006-09-22 12:59:56 PM  
with bonus irrelevant pic of jennifer aniston's bra.
 
2006-09-22 01:00:30 PM  
x8d.xanga.com
smock smock smock
 
2006-09-22 01:01:07 PM  
Did you say Smockron?!
 
2006-09-22 01:01:19 PM  
You know, I think that $60 is too much to pay for a bottle of scotch, even though I willingly paid it at the time, and drank the whole bottle.
Where's my lawyer?
REPARATIONS!!
 
2006-09-22 01:01:35 PM  
Or 2,550 euros, as TFA says 25,500 was for 10 occasions.

/can also do math
 
2006-09-22 01:01:43 PM  
Tits.
 
2006-09-22 01:02:01 PM  
Props to submitter for using too and to correctly.
 
2006-09-22 01:02:24 PM  
Bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom bosom

Did I happen to mention "bosom"?

/T&A fan
//Didn't bother to read the article, also loves to say bosom
 
2006-09-22 01:02:37 PM  
Market prices of bosom fondling is always fluctuating. What may very well be a 1,000 Euro bosom today, could very well be worth 5 pence at the most 9 months from now. We need some economist in this thread to tell us how this ruling will affect the price of a barrel of oil, then Tatsuma to come in and change the entire thread into something about Israel/Judaism.
 
2006-09-22 01:03:47 PM  
Tom Hanks unavailable for comment.
Peter Scolari, on the other hand...
 
2006-09-22 01:03:53 PM  
Bra Ballast.
 
2006-09-22 01:04:03 PM  
My manboobs are available for $1,000 a squeeze. Per.
 
2006-09-22 01:04:16 PM  
"You smock me"

www.spietati.it
 
2006-09-22 01:04:34 PM  
though some would argue, bossom touching is not a necessity
he paid willingly

how is this extortion again?
 
2006-09-22 01:04:47 PM  
Penis gourd penis gourd penis gourd.
 
2006-09-22 01:05:27 PM  
I'm sorry but I am against price fixing even when someone jacks up the price that much.

/All hale the free market system!
 
2006-09-22 01:05:43 PM  
Isn't "bosom" a naval term? Example: "The Bosom told be to batten the hatches, hoist the f'c'sle, and poop on the deck."
 
2006-09-22 01:05:43 PM  
OlafTheBent: Funbags
Jumblies
Hooters
pillows
jugs
cans
rack
bust



Blubbercups?
 
2006-09-22 01:05:49 PM  
hankhorsey
My manboobs are available for $1,000 a squeeze. Per.


Whore.
 
2006-09-22 01:06:33 PM  
Bender The Offender

Why must you hate the Jewish people and their bosoms?
You realize the Palestinians have for YEARS terrorized Jewish bosoms, pinching them, twisting them, and in the infamous 1978 Durka Durka attack, actually biting the nipple of 7 different bosoms.
This is no joking matter, so I hope in the future you make an effort to keep abreast of these very sensitive issues, and not make such a boob out of yourself.
 
2006-09-22 01:06:38 PM  
Bender The Offender: This will not effect the price of Oil too much, judging by the ruling and the fact that the court will not be giving an appropriate charge for bosom foundling, the oild prices should stay relatively low with maybe a 10 cent raise.
However, Isreal just released a statement saying that any muslim woman found charging anything over 5 dollors per bosom foundle will be bombed along with their family.
 
2006-09-22 01:07:16 PM  
hankhorsey

Perhaps you didn't read the article, I'll see you in court!
 
2006-09-22 01:07:55 PM  
thats dollars, and while we are at it, lets just change muslim to palestinian. because its a little more correct.

also this statement by isreal has caused panick from the oil companies, you can expect 4 dollars a gallon by the end of next week.
 
2006-09-22 01:08:15 PM  
Antron

No, smapron!
 
2006-09-22 01:08:18 PM  
ha1fway: he paid willingly

RTA, the guy is suffering from dementia. Sounds like they were just taking advantage of a old, wealthy guy
 
2006-09-22 01:08:21 PM  
ha1fway: though some would argue, bossom touching is not a necessity
he paid willingly

how is this extortion again?


According to TFA the old man had dementia. Therefore, it could be argued that he didn't pay willingly, I guess.
 
2006-09-22 01:09:35 PM  
3 seconds...
 
2006-09-22 01:09:45 PM  
If ever there was a thread that is useless without pics...
 
2006-09-22 01:09:52 PM  
I came into this thread to see pics of bosoma and BOSOMS I WILL SEE!!! GET ON WITH IT!!
 
2006-09-22 01:09:58 PM  
binnster: Even 25,500 euros is too much, apparently.

/can read


Any good at Math?

25,500 euros to enjoy the woman's breasts on 10 occasions.

OK so it's off by 5000, maybe I'm just being a tool.
 
2006-09-22 01:09:59 PM  
All I have to say is... TITMOUSE

/Teehee :D
 
2006-09-22 01:10:22 PM  
Brassiere, brassiere, brassiere.

/Dave Barry
 
2006-09-22 01:10:48 PM  
www.homedepot.comwww.homedepot.com
 
2006-09-22 01:10:50 PM  
Bender The Offender, Richard_M_Nixon , BassPlayinManiac

Hillarious
 
2006-09-22 01:11:12 PM  
Oh the huge..., ah nevermind
 
2006-09-22 01:11:13 PM  
mojotele

3 seconds...

And Bassplayinmaniac was only 5 seconds behind me.
My lawyers are preparing their infringement suit.
 
2006-09-22 01:11:27 PM  
www.bt.no

"What's a bossom?
 
2006-09-22 01:11:33 PM  
Chesticles.
 
2006-09-22 01:11:34 PM  
And--now having RTFA--I'd have to see a picture of said bosom to judge for myself whether the court was correct.

/that is all
 
2006-09-22 01:11:44 PM  
Um, this thread IS really useless without pics...
Seriously.
 
2006-09-22 01:13:26 PM  
I mean really IS useless without pics...

Whatever, anybody gonna post some tits?
 
2006-09-22 01:14:05 PM  
Hey you guys are letting me down. Where are all of the pics of hot Isreali chicks? Chicks with guns? or danlpoon?
 
2006-09-22 01:15:11 PM  
www.galapagos-islands-tourguide.com

www.angelfire.com

www.cabi-bioscience.org

www.changesrecyclingcentre.com
 
2006-09-22 01:15:24 PM  
img55.imageshack.us

Regarding the bosom in question, Jackie says "they are real, and they are fantastic!"
 
2006-09-22 01:15:37 PM  
show me your tits
 
2006-09-22 01:16:02 PM  
FTFA: "The court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who suffers from dementia a total of 25,500 euros to enjoy the woman's breasts on 10 occasions."

/Something about this sentence structure doesn't seem right to me.
//I guess someone hasn't had their wheaties this morning, with breast milk of course.
 
2006-09-22 01:16:21 PM  
Richard_M_Nixon
I love how you conveniently leave out the Mossad's terroristic attacks on Tripoli's busiest topless beach. The IDF supported them, and rumor has it over 780 bosoms were fondled that day. I'm sure you intended to titilate all of your right wing buddies, but the truth will be told. Look at amnesty international's statistics on Palestinian bosom fondling and Israeli bosom fondling, you'll clearly see who the aggressor is in this conflict.

BassPlayinManiac

While I admire your positive outlook, I have it on good authority that the wrinkles created in my scrotum by one medium intensity fart did in fact cause a 27cent per barrel increase. I foresee gas lines again :(
 
2006-09-22 01:16:33 PM  
baby_hewey; ask and ye shall recieve:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fearweb/sets/72057594062802639/
 
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