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(News-Tribune)   Smirking asshat walks into court, pleads "guilty as charged" to three aggravated first-degree murder charges and tells victims' families, "Pain is part of life. Deal with it, get over it"   (thenewstribune.com) divider line 375
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2006-09-21 01:51:33 PM
2006-09-21 01:45:01 PM Sadida
"I love seeing that everyone with the Mentality that it isnt His fault because he was in Prison as a child. Cry me a farking river. HE still knew right from wrong, He made all the Choices that caused teh Law to Come down on him."

I never said implied or insinuated that no fault falls on this dude. No "Aw, poor him." He's the murderer. If the systems builds a boy to come out to be this man. There's something wrong with the system. I truly hope that one of the people currently in the prison system finally gets out and wants something you have. And while he's taking it from him you can explain to him what he should have been learning in prison but didn't.
 
2006-09-21 01:52:03 PM
muninsfire: ......noooooo, I'm talking swords and stuff. Original *Roman* rules.

Right so slavery is legal again?
We can feed Christians to the lions?
Maybe some good old Jew vs Christian Fights?

Oh and if he proves especially adept at killing and fighting we let him go?

BTW

Gladiator fights didn't end in death as often as most people believe.

And the good old Rome days weren't all that good.

We live in one of the best times in history for human rights and people are always wanting to go back to the old days for some insane reason.

Sure lets go back to when it was ok to have gladiator fights
Where parents could kill their kids for disappointing them.
Where if you were the majority you could kill and or steal from a minority and not have it be an issue.

If you're not an adult white male, so sorry but bend over because here it comes!

Women can be property again!
We can have sex with young boys and girls again!
And afterwards force them to work even at age 6!

Gee wiz Rome rules are great!

Yay!

On a seperate note:

It is funny, just a few threads over people are lambasting the Muslims for being backwards as shiat (advocating stoning people/beheadings/chopping off hands/killing for abandoning your religion), but when we get to the death penalty, farkers completely switch positions on things.

Lets put a funnel in his ass and then fill it with spiders and fire ants. Then hot glue it shut!

Lets make him go down a razorblade slide into vat of lemon juice har har.

Everyone is a badass on fark.

Hate to break it to you but in Prison this guy will do just fine. Most of the people in prison are cowardly little shiats that act tough to look mean. Except when you encounter individuals like this. He has no qualms about killing people. He doesn't have remorse. What do you think he will do to anyone that farks with him in prison?

Do you think a fear of a beating is going to keep him from killing their ass? Maybe more years in prison for handing out a severe beat down?

He is in prison for life without parole. His options are now death penalty, or die in prison at some point.

All he has is lots of time. If they are smart they will put him in solitary to live out the rest of his days in isolation.

I bet he won't get raped in the ass, that most likely happened years ago when he got into the prison system if ever. He even admitted that prison made him who he is today, an unfeeling human being.

Most likely he will just slowly go more insane as the years go on.

Keep telling yourself that bad people always get raped in prison. Tell whatever lies you need to keep your twisted ignorant world view going.

You can measure a society by how it treats its criminals.

Judging from Fark, we are still bloodthirsty barbarians only concerned with revenge and personal justice.
 
2006-09-21 01:52:44 PM
fnordest I'd like to point out, to anyone that says the death penalty is NOT a deterrent, that this guy only confessed after he was offered a deal.

I'm not sure what exactly you're getting at, but in this case the death penalty did exist and Handy still committed the murder, therefore it wasn't a detterent. That he wanted to spare his own life after being caught is another matter entirely.

/did I miss your point?
 
2006-09-21 01:53:14 PM
wmoonfox

Did anybody catch all the nasty shiat this dude has done in his life? This is the kind of human waste that the death penalty was made for... what kind of pussy prosecutor offers this scum a deal?


The kind who wants to make sure he is off the streets and doesn't get away with some technicality or a hung jury?
 
2006-09-21 01:53:52 PM
2006-09-21 01:48:04 PM Sunny Ray


This guy was a cold-blooded murderer, how could you believe him if he apologized?

That does make you reach for the asprin doesn't it?
 
2006-09-21 01:54:52 PM
Guy sounds like a typical Bush Republican.

Q: "Why did you kill everyone in the house?" A: "Because they was home."
 
2006-09-21 01:55:49 PM
REOIV: Gee wiz Rome rules are great!

Take a look at my other posts in this thread, and you'll see exactly how serious I'm being.

Gladiator fights didn't end in death as often as most people believe.

I know. I'm going off of the popular culture representation. Me hoc nedices.
 
2006-09-21 01:56:26 PM
Or aspirin. Whatever floats your boat...
 
2006-09-21 01:56:34 PM
REOIV

Nice speech. Have you ever worked in a maximum security prison infirmary? I have. Within the past 2 years. There were rapes, there were stabbings, there were people set on fire, people falling down stairs. This I know for a fact because I personally wrote the medical report on each and every one.
 
2006-09-21 01:57:24 PM
Judging from Fark, we are still bloodthirsty barbarians only concerned with revenge and personal justice.

You forgot about boobies and beer!

/No html skills...
 
2006-09-21 02:01:15 PM
Deep Thoughts by Ulysses Handy. May he become the prey for another predator in prison. Very Very deep thoughts...
 
2006-09-21 02:02:06 PM
I wasnt singling any one Farker out,I was being a Generalist Farker,towards those who were doing that, Implying he is/was doing this due to his being in prison as a child.
 
2006-09-21 02:02:47 PM
Honesty is overrated.

This guy was only honest to ensure he wouldn't get the just penalty. His plea had nothing to do with accepting responsibility. His comments show that he holds remorse in lower regard than his bad ass image even after what would be a sobering experience of murdering three people.

And man can be brought to tears. This guy's image can be shattered with a pair of pliers, and there exists situations where he would easily succumb to pleading and tears as would any man. I would like to see him wake up to one of those situations. It would be hard for him to hold his badass image afterwards. Maybe then he would not be afraid of kindness.

Here are the steps;

Remove lower jaw with hammer and pruning shears.

Break limb bones and slowly extend them to useless lengths with midget hightening screws so that he resembles a spider.

Have a red headed Irish brat punch him in the mutilated face and spill his oatmeal every morning.

Tropical Diseases.

Signed Apology.
 
2006-09-21 02:03:59 PM
muninsfire: Take a look at my other posts in this thread, and you'll see exactly how serious I'm being.

Yeah but there are people that seriously thing bringing back gladiator fights are a good idea.

I know you are doing it tongue in cheek.
 
2006-09-21 02:04:28 PM
mortimer_ford: Break limb bones and slowly extend them to useless lengths with midget hightening screws so that he resembles a spider.

You know, I can honestly say I've never thought of that one before.

What are these 'midget hightening screws'?
 
2006-09-21 02:05:16 PM
REOIV: Yeah but there are people that seriously thing bringing back gladiator fights are a good idea.

Which just proves the point I was making, doesn't it?

I know you are doing it tongue in cheek.

I can't remember the last time it was *out* of my cheek.
 
2006-09-21 02:07:58 PM
Sadida
I wasnt singling any one Farker out,I was being a Generalist Farker,towards those who were doing that, Implying he is/was doing this due to his being in prison as a child.

Now that, children, is what we call a poorly-constructed sentence.
 
2006-09-21 02:08:41 PM
These murderous assholes need to be brought to ME. I have so many wonderfull ideas. This asshole thinks he knows pain? Uh-uh,send him this way. I'll give that biatch pain. Skip jail, send these biatches to me. And once I'm done.....well I'll quote my 'good buddy' Marv. "The hell I send them to will look like heaven compared to what I do to them."

/cracking knuckles.
 
2006-09-21 02:09:07 PM
2006-09-21 01:56:34 PM Bender The Offender

It must depend on where you live. Because where I live, that stuff is 100% rumor. I have inlaws who are guards.

"people falling down stairs."
Heh! Gerald Ford surrenders...
 
2006-09-21 02:10:44 PM
stuff in his myspace says he killed for 3500 and a kilo. and that if he didn't pass the sexychain along, he was going to have bad sex for the next 30 years. guess he didn't pass it along so pass the anal lube.

/inmate death match? i'd buy that for a dollar!
 
2006-09-21 02:10:52 PM
A Katrina evacuee? Kinky may be on to something...
 
2006-09-21 02:11:25 PM
Bender The Offender: Nice speech. Have you ever worked in a maximum security prison infirmary? I have. Within the past 2 years. There were rapes, there were stabbings, there were people set on fire, people falling down stairs. This I know for a fact because I personally wrote the medical report on each and every one.

No haven't worked in one. My sister's mother in law was a PA for a couple of the jails and prisons in Oklahoma and heard many a story about having to take care of some guy that was raped, stabbed, beaten, or almost killed. Along with my wife going for her criminal justice degree and a few friends that did time in prison.

While prison is no picnic it isn't this non-stop rape party people on Fark think it is.
 
2006-09-21 02:11:47 PM
And to all you tiny little trolls calling for a hero tag.... Come here, motherfarker. I got a thing or two to teach your sorry ass.
 
2006-09-21 02:14:30 PM
muninsfire

"What are midget hightening screws?"

I don't know the technical term for them, or the operation. Probably osteoentropy or something. What you basically do is break a dwarfs femur in half and add a coupler that extends on a rack and pinion apparatus. The screws extend outside the skin and are turned by a doctor every month or so, to give the bone time to stretch and to heal.
 
2006-09-21 02:15:10 PM
simian04

www.wizards.com
 
2006-09-21 02:16:14 PM
simian04: And to all you tiny little trolls calling for a hero tag.... Come here, motherfarker. I got a thing or two to teach your sorry ass.

img73.imageshack.us

You're so tough have my babies!!!

UNF!
 
2006-09-21 02:20:21 PM
mortimer_ford: I don't know the technical term for them, or the operation. Probably osteoentropy or something. What you basically do is break a dwarfs femur in half and add a coupler that extends on a rack and pinion apparatus. The screws extend outside the skin and are turned by a doctor every month or so, to give the bone time to stretch and to heal.

Oh, wow. I've honestly never heard of that procedure before.

It's like the old Spanish Inquisition's rack, but internal and all modern-like.
 
2006-09-21 02:26:13 PM
http://www.myspace.com/2sadistic

They're gonna love cutie-pie there in the clink. Check out his girlfriend's MySpace page too (she calls herself Ms. Sadistic, natch).
 
2006-09-21 02:26:54 PM
Holly_Wight: You're sort of glazing over the fact that insulting someone is a minor sin when done by someone who is responsible for killing people.

You're sort of glazing over the fact that sins are sins because they make people unhappy, and taunting contributes much more than a little to making the family unhappy. Why do you think people "beg" him to apologize, because it will mean nothing to them?
 
2006-09-21 02:28:39 PM
It is NOT guilty beyond the shadow of a doubt, it's beyond a reasonable doubt. That having been said, once again..This douchebag is either unable or unwilling to mitigate his behavior to conform to societal norms and needs to be put down humanely like a dog that bites.
 
2006-09-21 02:28:54 PM
He was accused of giving a little girl herpes?!!???
 
2006-09-21 02:29:00 PM
So he is in solitary, 3 hots and a cot, and 1 hour PE per day.

What do we do to him if he kills a guard while doing his life w/o parole?

I say fire up ole sparky and sell tickets to defray some of the costs of his termination.
 
2006-09-21 02:30:17 PM
It's the fault of the prisons for taking away any feeling he had left...?

Uh, he went into prison for taking a BASEBALL BAT to someone's HEAD. Prison may have sped up the journey (perhaps), but he was on the road already and would have gotten there on his own eventually.
 
2006-09-21 02:39:34 PM
Hell no to the hero tag, but I'll admit that I appreciate his honesty and personal responsibility - even though it was murder he's admitting to. Hard to decide if he needs to go feet first into a wood chipper or spend his life in solitary.
 
2006-09-21 02:39:39 PM
Craos: Basically the only thing you can do with sociopaths is impress upon them the personal consequences of their actions and hope they find them unacceptable.

Have you read Dr. Hare too?

While this may be the pyschological reality of the psychopath, it would still be good to know what causes the condition. It's apparently something physically wrong with the brain before birth, and if so, can there be some in utero screening, prenatal treatment for prevention, or even corrective treatment?

But the current psychos, once they've committed a major offence, do need to be removed from society. (I prefer the prison option.) I agree that traditional rehabilitation will never work, since they totally lack the ability to respond to moral and social incentives. But it's a human rights nightmare when you think about it.
 
2006-09-21 02:43:22 PM
I saw this guy on the news. The video was especially noxious, even his mom was upset over his taunting and laughing. The worst was when the victim's family was crying and making their statements, he just smiled and kept rocking on his feet. And then when he spoke, I hoped someone would punch him - "I deserve to die because I kill people, shoot people, all that stuff." Less creepy or manly, more stupid. Not a badass, just a dumbass. Life in prison will teach him a thing or two. Especially since this state isn't too keen on the death penalty, which I'm okay with. Isn't it better to make someone suffer through assraping and death threats daily, rather than just sit in solitary everyday until he's legally injected or hung (what is offered in the state)?
 
2006-09-21 02:44:59 PM
http://www.myspace.com/dcpromoswa

This is the myspace page of one of the guys he killed. His hot girlfriend is still sending him messages. Speaking of which, he has a lot of pieces of arse sending him messages. It's unlucky for him that he got caught up in this piece shiat drug dealing life style. But, when you worship Scarface, Capone and John Gotti(their pics are on the myspace page),it comes with the territory.
 
2006-09-21 02:45:21 PM
REOIV. Richard, exceuse me, 'Dick'....It's amusing to see you think I'm trying to be tough here. Aw what the hell, You can come with them, feeb.
 
2006-09-21 02:46:28 PM
Spiffjiggins: Hilarious picture. Thanks for the smile. :)
 
2006-09-21 02:48:21 PM
Fellate O'Fish

Sadida
I wasnt singling any one Farker out,I was being a Generalist Farker,towards those who were doing that, Implying he is/was doing this due to his being in prison as a child.

Now that, children, is what we call a poorly-constructed sentence.

I apologize for my bad grammar on that sentence. I know it must bother some of you that I am not as skilled as some when it comes to Sentence construction.
I never went to College and got good book learnin, After high school, I went into the United States Marines. So I will do my utmost best to make sure my Sentences are properly constructed.
Please Forgive this Humbled Marine

/Fark you
 
2006-09-21 02:49:13 PM
It was good to see the pics of this narcissistic ghetto dirtbag, his dirtbag friends and his skank girlfriend. I envisioned these wastes of flesh would look just the way they did. It's great to see how accurately they depict the scourge of the rap generation .

/cool tats though....not.
//Guarantee he watched too much BET.
//the word "bling" is totally teh ghey!
 
2006-09-21 02:49:49 PM
You're sort of glazing over the fact that sins are sins because they make people unhappy

I'm no religious scholar, but I'm pretty sure that's stupid.

/was that a sin?
 
2006-09-21 02:52:05 PM
Guys like this grow up in an atmosphere where they're taught that life is cheap and what you have RIGHT NOW is all that matters. Killing him teaches nobody any lessons except to reinforce the mindset he and other like him live by.

If you execute a guy like this, his buddies and fans will only say "See? He was right." and continue to emulate this behavior and adopt this attitude.

Some of you are really, really, abysmally stupid and cannot think beyond two moves. My advice is to never take up chess.
 
2006-09-21 02:57:25 PM
Wait, wait. I get it now!

You all think that it's OK to kill people as long as the killers put on the crocodile tears and say they've "seen the light" and "found Jesus" and that they've been "born again."

When they tell the truth- "I'm a killer. Life is pain. Watch out for guys like me." then you're all upset because they didn't pretend to find Jesus and feel remorseful about taking lives.

It's so simple it's stupid.
 
2006-09-21 03:01:48 PM
So let me get this strait he misquoted Genna Davis from the long kiss goodnight? Wow what an asshat.
 
2006-09-21 03:05:57 PM
Lets all hope his cell-made quotes his quote back to him while he's being sodomised.
...Either that or while he's being executed.
 
2006-09-21 03:06:27 PM
muninsfire
Who says "because it would be worse"?

He's obviously not sorry.

And killing him would just be revenge.


You may not have said that, but often the refrain of anti-death penalty people, when discussing cases where the deed is particularly heinous and the guilt in no question, is that killing him would be wrong because it's even worse to leave him alive. Look back in the thread and there are examples near the top. That's reasoning based on vindictiveness.

Executing a murderer is justice. Just kill him, and have done with him. Waste no more time or energy on him of any sort.


The prescribed punishment is life in prison. That was the deal made so that there wouldn't be a years-long court battle. That's the way the system has worked, so [ heheheh ] now, everyone has to live with it.


If that's what they decided, fine... But I see no reason it must be this way. Appeals are necessary and good, but the appeals process in these cases has gotten way out of control.

Seriously, what is with everyone's bloodlust these days? If I could figure out how to tie christianity into it [ so that the soccer moms wouldn't protest ] then I'd start my own Roman-style gladiatorial league...I bet I'd be highest in the ratings.

I'm an athiest, so you'll need to go back to the drawing board on that one.



FarkinHostile
****Even if it was, so what? The legal system not being 100% perfect is no valid reason not to execute people. It works just fine for the vast majority of cases.****

Cool, sign up for execution. Even better, sign your CHILD or loved one up. Hell, you got to break a few eggs, right? So what if it's your baby or brother, right?

RIGHT?



You're not making sense. Who volunteers to be in a plane crash? No one. You pay to go SAFELY from point A to point B, and every so often you don't and instead you and 150 other people all die in a flaming wreck.

So just because something doesn't work perfectly 100% of the time is not a reasonable argument against it. In fact, it's an entirely emotional argument whose entire purpose is to create an unreasonable and unobtainable standard by which to judge this.

If the vast majority of planes make it to their destinations just fine, but every so often you lose one, then there's no good reason to outlaw air travel... it's just too important and usefull. A few will die, and that's how the world is... imperfect. You feel bad for the people who die and work hard to minimize those losses and then go on living in our imperfect world.

Same thing with the legal system... If the vast majority of cases go through just fine, but someone gets screwed every so often, then so be it. We work hard to minimize the losses and continue on. It's too important to scrap over the unreasonable and unobtainable standard that it be the ONLY thing in the world that is 100% defect free.
 
2006-09-21 03:07:41 PM
MuffDiver

For some reason, I think you call a broken glass bottle a ni--er knife...
 
2006-09-21 03:07:58 PM
Here's hoping he has a nice, long life. And becomes known as "Mr. Train" in his new accomodations...
 
2006-09-21 03:08:22 PM
Oops!

/takin' it back.
 
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