Wow, by reading the fark headline, you've actually rtfa.

Thank god it wasn't Texas!!!!

The only time I was in Texarcana I got delayed by greyhound besause some A-Hole was huffing in the bathroom no drugs just a can of paint and a bag. the thing is the whole bus was unloaded and the dogs wer let loose through our stuff needless to say I was glad I fininshed my last J at the last connect.

Colonel Angus?

So what's the problem?

/ giggity!

If it wasn't for that horse.....

I am soooo ashamed... please believe me when i say not all Arkansans are like this...

/must have had a little dingy
//ladies might have said ok otherwise
///wouldn't know

I got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.

Wow, I must have missed that episode of "Quantum Leap."

haha, i grew up there... on the texas side, that is.

"When the man took off his clothes, the women called police."

So they didn't see him as a threat before THEN????

Police are trying to figure out why a man burst into a home and stripped down.

The man made it pretty clear that he was sent there to HAVE SEX! What about that do you not understand, people?

second that, JMel

Let me get this straight. First he tried to fark these two old ladies, and then the horse he rode out on?

\paleface.

Wait. never mind that, look at the story to the side of it: Pornographic Alphabet Sent Home With Third Graders

If that's not a Photoshop contest then this isn't America.

Man, I'm really getting tired of these "naked man bursts into home, tells two women he was sent there to have sex, then tries to escape on a horse" stories all the time.

Would be nice to read about something unusual, like an old man
driving through a Farmer's Market or something.

Dennis_Moore: If it wasn't for that horse...

What the fark are you talking about?

/what a waste of a year

Did he bring them any strawberry Pop Tarts?

In Texas, he woulda been shot. Or been sexually molested by lonely cowpokes. /cough. And not in the way he had planned.

Sounds to me like he just wanted an excuse to mount a horse naked.

Man quoted as saying "Damn, I forgot the altoids... I'll be right back, anyone got a ride I can borrow?"

"Who was that masked man? I wanted to spank him!"

why didn't this happen in florida?

Meth - it's a helluva drug.

That and lots of alcohol would be my guess.
My second guess is that he's just a complete nut.

What is up with all the naked guy stories lately?

Lewis Black - "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college..."

He's probably just upset over the 300 cases of Coors that got bootlegged out to Atlanta

jerry2a

Meth - it's a helluva drug.

That's all I came in here to say.

this thread is useless without pics....or teeth.

Kip Dynamite and LaFawnduh are not impressed.

That headline sounds like something straight out of Blackadder.

"I have a cunning plan..."

The Aristocrats!

/got nuthin'

Super original headline, A+++++++++++++++

****BILL?****

I grew up there (Texas side, too) as well but that's how those Texarkanians from the Arkansas side roll. I'm surprised he didn't use the "Squeal like a pig" line too.

he's lucky he wasn't in texas when he did this
they'd execute him to beat the saudis

What no smokey and the bandit references I am sad

\Coors sold in Texarkana
\\Were going to do what they said cant be done

Born and raised (planning my escape--gradute in December) in Texarkana, Texas.

Lots of methed-out losers on both sides of state line. That would be my guess for the guy in the article, too. There are some really farking weird people around here. My friend Trey used to tweak and lock himself in his grandparents house and masturbate furiously unless he couldn't go there, in which case he'd just take his show on the road...literally...the cops busted him naked and covered in Crisco on one occasion in his grandpa's Lincoln. He has forever been referred to as the Crisco Kid after that particular incident.

I think current Texarkana farkers consists of me and farker SOIA999. Which is cool, I guess--we technically have an all-inclusive Fark party at his place every Friday.

Im from Texarkana and i think jerry2a hit the nail on the head... that shiat is terrible here. There are alot of idiots like that here but fortunately we're not all that farking stupid.

/Not only do I gradute in December, but I also graduate in December.

Texarkana has another sex prevert on the loose? Well lawd have mercy! At least this one didn't have a burlap sack for a hat!

/shudderswithfear

google Texarkana killer "The Town That Dreaded Sundown"

I was going to say, hasn't Texarkana suffered enough at the hands of creepy people who break into houses.