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(Some Guy)   Ever wonder how Paris Hilton got so famous and why the media can't seem to leave her the fark alone? Well, wonder no more   (chartreuse.wordpress.com) divider line 42
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2006-09-20 02:56:19 PM  
I just wish I could read a link without pictures between every sentence.
 
2006-09-20 02:58:08 PM  
That's actually Paris' doing. All part of the master plan...
 
2006-09-20 03:05:23 PM  
I was always under the impression that it was because she farked some guy on tape and spread it all over the internet.

Eh, either way, my life's goal is still to outlive her so I can shiat on her tombstone.
 
2006-09-20 03:13:41 PM  
Americans love a good train wreck.
 
2006-09-20 03:37:03 PM  
I just wish I could look at pictures without all those words in between.
 
2006-09-20 03:40:08 PM  
I love her..
 
2006-09-20 04:08:39 PM  
z_gringo... Ann Coulter will be jealous
 
2006-09-20 04:28:24 PM  
She's got millions, she's in her 20s, she gets invited to all the hot parties... she's the friggin' American Dream. Or Nightmare... I always get those two confused.
 
2006-09-20 04:40:23 PM  
She's the world's most popular porn star. Ron Jeremy must be so jealous.
 
2006-09-20 04:46:15 PM  
Aurric: I was always under the impression that it was because she farked some guy on tape and spread it all over the internet.

That's part of it.

Used that to go and start plugging everything on earth.

I think that that writer has got a pretty good idea going on.

Except those damn pictures. The skank's ugly, IMHO.
 
2006-09-20 05:01:45 PM  
i thought she was still in the spotlight because morans keep paying her attention?

if the media stopped printing articles about her, would anyone pine for Paris news? doubt it.

if people stopped buying trashy hollywood mags and watching cheap hollywood reality-type shows.. would those outlets change their content?

do we blame the media who continually report on her, or the morans who can't stop reading about her?
 
2006-09-20 05:44:50 PM  
The ultimate marketing tool:
1. Find one total farking tool. Preferably one who doesn't really need the paycheck.
2. Have her "accidentally" release a video showing subpar "tool" handling skills.
3. Get her to vomit product endorsements more frequently than her meals.
4. Profit!
 
2006-09-20 05:52:03 PM  
static.flickr.com

I know that I totally got suckered in because of Devo, but I'm attracted to her when I watch this pic.

I know I'm just attracted to a half-naked girl wearing a Devo hat (she's a bit too thin, and that's an understatement), but I have to shamefully admit that this pic does it for me


Damn you, Devo, DAMN YOU!
 
2006-09-20 05:56:42 PM  
And yes, I slightly regret making that confession
 
2006-09-20 06:50:14 PM  
I love her so much.
 
2006-09-20 07:47:38 PM  
I think she's terrific. She was an average-looking kid who won the birth lottery. She used her money to build herself a look with the best plastic surgery and stylists money can buy and she used her position to gain attention. She's pretty savvy that way.
 
jvl
2006-09-20 08:11:12 PM  
And here I thought she was staying in the spotlight because Fark just can't stop posting articles about her so we can once again complain about her 15 minutes failing to be up.

And Tatsuma? We regret you making that confession too.
 
2006-09-20 08:17:08 PM  
She probably thinks DEVO is a club in LA.

/DEVO might actually be a club in LA
//I hate LA
 
2006-09-20 08:18:09 PM  
TFA talks about her as basically being a link site and that is the reason for her popularity.

Remind you of any farking web sites you know and love?
 
2006-09-20 08:21:27 PM  
jvl: And Tatsuma? We regret you making that confession too.

Yeah... It's really all about Devo.

Many years of hardcore love for Devo brainwashed me into liking anything remotely associated with them
 
2006-09-20 08:29:17 PM  
Oh that's so true. I guess I never really thought of it that way. I see why I'm not making much money now. Too bad that will continue as I don't plan on leaking a sex tape anytime soon. Looks like I get to continue to be broke.
 
2006-09-20 08:29:52 PM  
Maybe it's because loser internet writers constantly write about her and loser Farkers constantly submit stories about her?
 
2006-09-20 08:30:44 PM  
Hey Tatsuma, I just changed my middle name to Devo. No real reason, I just felt like doing it.

NOW BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!! BOW DOWN!!! I OWN YOUR VERY SOUL!!!

BWAAH HA HA HA HAAAAAH!!!
 
2006-09-20 08:46:34 PM  
Having no talent, being physically unattractive, and being a complete idiot, do not usually lead someone to becoming famous. The only reason she is "celebrity" is because she was born into a famous and rich family. Having a world full of "celebrity" worshipping morons doesn't hurt either.
 
2006-09-20 08:53:36 PM  
Just finished watching the "Century of Self" and the writer is correct. She is a Public Relations Tool of the 21st century.

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=the+century+of+self&hl=en

/scary really
 
2006-09-20 09:01:19 PM  
how does a video showing a dude screwing a dead fish jump start someone's career anyway?
 
2006-09-20 09:15:02 PM  
Are we not men? For we are bozos
 
2006-09-20 09:33:08 PM  
Mmmm... In-n-out burger.
 
2006-09-20 09:38:14 PM  
Tatsuma: And yes, I slightly regret making that confession


You are dead to me now.
 
2006-09-20 10:08:34 PM  
"I know I'm just attracted to a half-naked girl wearing a Devo hat (she's a bit too thin, and that's an understatement), but I have to shamefully admit that this pic does it for me"

I think shes hot.. as long as she doesnt speak, move, breathe, and I cant see her above the boobs.
 
2006-09-20 10:24:55 PM  
I personally prefer my women to have secondary sex characteristics.
 
2006-09-21 12:50:59 AM  
Dissociater

She's probably rockin the Swyer Syndrome.
 
2006-09-21 01:50:41 AM  
Dr.Knockboots: if people stopped buying trashy hollywood mags and watching cheap hollywood reality-type shows.. would those outlets change their content?

do we blame the media who continually report on her, or the morans who can't stop reading about her?



Let's lay blame where blame belongs. It's WOMEN mainly buying those mags and watching those shows. Kill their desire to consume these products and you kill the beast.

/turn off the tube and make me a sammich
 
2006-09-21 02:46:37 AM  
Who knows, Tatsuma, maybe she'll convert to Kabbalah and you could be her "spiritual advisor."

/I have no idea what I'm talking about
 
2006-09-21 02:46:45 AM  
METHOD TO GET LINKS GREENLIT ON FARK:

1. Find any Paris Hilton Article
2. Submit
3. VOILA! Instant greenlight!

-For extra fun, ad origonal phrases like "DIAF", "EVERYBODY PANIC", or better yet, "Duke Sucks".

/not bitter
//am lying
///farking her would be like farking a jar of mayonaise
 
2006-09-21 03:57:31 AM  
SO now there's a link in Fark to a story about why no one will shut up about Paris Hilton. Ever notice nobody really considers themselves part of the problem?

/And yes, I am aware of the irony of typing a response in this thread, thereby undermining my own message, so don't bother pointing that out to me.
 
2006-09-21 05:21:42 AM  
And now we have the double bitter irony of a bunch of guys posting in a thread that the reason Paris Hilton is famous is because women won't stop talking about her.

And then they add a bunch of pics of her in various states of undress, and complain about her fame some more.
 
2006-09-21 05:52:59 AM  
Walt_Jizzney: ///farking her would be like farking a jar of mayonaise


More like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Fark you Paris.

She is a billboard. She has no talent or skills to speak of, just used like a media machine.

/Sad I clicked the stupid link.
 
2006-09-21 07:32:49 AM  
I liked the basic argument in TFA. It was a good insight. It's really too bad this didn't make the main page.
 
2006-09-21 10:17:34 AM  
yah but she got denied access to that one club the other week and her advertisement for burgers, didn't that go flat?

...yes i have way too much time on my hands.
 
2006-09-21 01:43:14 PM  
So Paul Anka was right all along!

To stop that Paris, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free.
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...[winks]

Just don't link
Just don't link

/Guarantee void in Tennessee
 
2006-09-21 04:12:13 PM  
Hmmm...first I heard about her was that videotape.

Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?
 
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