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(WSMV Nashville)   Lewis Black accused of kissing underage students, accrediting college to horse   (wsmv.com) divider line 83
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2006-09-18 11:30:55 PM
HAHA!

Bravo submitter.
 
2006-09-19 01:28:11 AM
I lol'ed
 
2006-09-19 02:36:51 AM
Huh? Hardly. I mean, have you ever actually seen Lewis Black? This guy looks more like Jack Black.
 
2006-09-19 04:11:43 AM
Newman?
 
2006-09-19 04:14:09 AM
That actually does look like Lewis Black. That's creepy.
 
2006-09-19 04:14:30 AM
looks more like newman from seinfeld.
 
2006-09-19 04:16:24 AM
I don't see it. At all.
 
2006-09-19 04:17:04 AM
I have long pondered why it seems that getting nasty with a teacher seems more disturbing for girls than boys. Then, I realized while reading this article that most horny straight male teachers look like this guy.
 
2006-09-19 04:17:25 AM
Eh, looks more like Newman
 
2006-09-19 04:18:19 AM
img224.imageshack.us
 
2006-09-19 04:20:12 AM
One word for submitter: Lenscrafters
 
2006-09-19 04:21:25 AM
C'mon you guys don't remember the Principal from the movie Billy Madison?

www.rit.edu
 
2006-09-19 04:22:07 AM
damn straight.

//I doubt he was trying to kiss them
///they were probably covered in oregano and flour
 
2006-09-19 04:32:28 AM
Arrr, Mateys,

That thar new fangled fotograf looks nothing like me man by the name of Lewis Black.

If ye say otherwise, you will be takin it to the grave with ye.
 
2006-09-19 04:33:39 AM
He was probably too shy to really make a move, hot girls can be intimidating to someone who most likely has a lifesize R2-D2 garbage can in his basement.
 
2006-09-19 04:39:10 AM
damn subby, I think Lewis Black is going to kick your ass for suggesting he looks like that.
 
2006-09-19 04:41:34 AM
rtfa....
this dude is inocent , not a great catch for the farkette's but innocent...

ymmv,

tsfr....aka thisspaceforrent
 
2006-09-19 04:46:38 AM
Great minds think alike
www.rit.edu
 
2006-09-19 05:02:31 AM
lewis black? amateur comparison. got nottin on my skillz...sorry. can't have my skillz.
 
2006-09-19 05:07:10 AM
Hey!
www.rit.edu
 
2006-09-19 05:08:56 AM
A kiss on the cheek??!?

HANG 'IM!!

trivialpursuits.typepad.com.nyud.net:8080
 
2006-09-19 05:15:58 AM
Atario: A kiss on the cheek??!?

HANG 'IM!!


The craziest thing is, that if an attractive female teacher kissed a male student on the cheek, it probably wouldn't even get reported. If a really unattractive female teacher did the same thing, you might see legal action taken.

For men, whether a male teacher is handsome or homely makes no difference, so if he kisses a female student on the cheek, there's definitely going to be some buzz about it.
 
2006-09-19 05:24:15 AM
Now he can finally fulfill his lifelong dreams of meeting Matt Lauer.
 
2006-09-19 05:27:39 AM
Survey says: Pucker up!
i10.tinypic.com

What's with everyone these days? Ain't nothing wrong with a little kissie kissie. It's that damn womens lib and bra burning back in the day. Cmon guys lets get the women off the battlefield and back in the kitchen where they belong!

"...and remember, nothing says 'good job' like a firm, open-handed slap on the behind."
 
2006-09-19 05:29:03 AM
he looks like he should be a guidance counselor.
 
2006-09-19 05:40:34 AM
So is he going to get house arrest and on all the talk shows? If not he has a great discrimination case I would think.
 
2006-09-19 05:43:49 AM
indycity.castpost.comwww.wsmv.com
 
2006-09-19 05:47:50 AM
Love how just being "accused" is paramount to being tried and found guilty. Already gets his picture in the media, his reputation tarnished, etc, etc...

What if the girls are lying or conspired against him?

Both students said the incidents happened in his classroom in front of other students.

Ok, so surely there was corroborating statements taken from all those other witnesses. What? No? Only from the two students in question?

Rutherford County's director of schools said he wouldn't make a decision on Hardee's future until the investigation is complete.

Bravo.
 
2006-09-19 06:05:33 AM
img224.imageshack.uswww.wsmv.com

I say Newman, too
 
2006-09-19 06:14:18 AM
You guys are freaking blind. How the hell does this guy look like Lewis Black? Newman is much closer. Have your freakin occipital lobe checked out.
 
2006-09-19 06:34:22 AM
Neumann, by far. Doesn't look like Lewis Black at all.
 
2006-09-19 06:44:15 AM
Clearly he is too dangerous to let live. We must surround him with nets and cattle prods, then drive him into the sea.
 
2006-09-19 06:46:33 AM
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

//golf clap, Subby
 
2006-09-19 06:50:55 AM
Totally deserves the img.fark.com tag here. Yeah, the guy's relativey fugly, but it's not like he was pawing them, licking their faces or inviting them back to his place. Most likely, he was displaying his love of the team in a way that maybe wasn't fully appropriate, but I bet anything the girls never bothered to tell him to stop.

I hope this guy takes the school board for so much money that soccer gets cut next year. That'll learn 'em.
 
2006-09-19 07:16:55 AM
Nice work Mr. Smitty!
 
2006-09-19 07:27:53 AM
Really quite sad. In some countries a kiss on the cheek is simply a greeting, like a handshake. With the state of the country at this point, the guy will probably lose his job and be listed as a sex offender. I'd rather see baseball players arrested for public indecency each time they smack each other on the a$$ - that disgusts me more. :)
 
2006-09-19 07:28:50 AM
kivelo:
What if the girls are lying or conspired against him?

According to the article:

One of the girls said that it was no big deal, but the school called his behavior unacceptable.

and

Both students said the incidents happened in his classroom in front of other students.

I agree that trial-by-media is unfair but in this case it may not be inaccurate. Pity he may not be a "real" perv, just clueless, and is now unemployed... But who knows?
 
2006-09-19 07:57:10 AM
Speaking of Lewis Black, anyone see his piece on the new baby panda bear? Hysterical!!

"What the *bleep* IS that thing?!?!"
 
2006-09-19 08:01:19 AM
The guy would be more credible if he admitted the kissing (keep in mind, two cheeks and the top of a head, in clear view of everyone) and call this witch hunt for what it is. He did nothing wrong.
 
2006-09-19 08:05:27 AM
*yawn*

nothing to see here, move along people
 
2006-09-19 08:08:23 AM
www.citypaper.comwww.wsmv.com
Definitely Albert Brooks.
 
2006-09-19 08:37:34 AM
radio_guy: C'mon you guys don't remember the Principal from the movie Billy Madison?

Ding ding ding ding ding.
 
2006-09-19 08:45:48 AM
Sounds like the SNL skit regarding sexual harrassment holds true.

How to avoid sexual harrassment.

1) Be handsome.
2) Be attractive.
3) Don't be unattractive.
 
2006-09-19 08:59:24 AM
Well, if folks from the Daily Show read Fark, we'll know for sure, now. I mean, you've just suggested that Lewis Black looks like some oleagenous, fro-sporting, bisquick-complexioned shnogger of young girls. The writers must rise to Black's defense on this. The guy code demands it.
 
2006-09-19 09:08:34 AM
 
2006-09-19 09:14:19 AM
You know what he should do now? Build a big farking thing.
 
2006-09-19 09:24:10 AM
A kiss on the cheek is a non-issue imho. Certainly he should be admonished in some way but to be tried in the media as this article is but the first step, and have a police investigation is way, way overboard for this issue. And as was said before if it was a female teacher it most likely would not even be reported.

/I'm with the Neuman crowd
//or Al Brooks
 
2006-09-19 09:32:49 AM
Totally deserves the tag here. Yeah, the guy's relativey fugly, but it's not like he was pawing them, licking their faces or inviting them back to his place. Most likely, he was displaying his love of the team in a way that maybe wasn't fully appropriate, but I bet anything the girls never bothered to tell him to stop.

I hope this guy takes the school board for so much money that soccer gets cut next year. That'll learn 'em.


Ya know, the comments in this thread (esp. this one) kill me. What if your daughter came home and said that the teacher kissed her on the cheek, but she thought it was no big deal? Do you really think you would sit on your ass and say "Yeah, she's right. No big deal...I am glad other students have seen my daughter get kissed by the teacher. Maybe other teachers will hear about it and assume my daughter likes the attention"

Oh, I forgot, if it's not your kid "It's ok".
 
2006-09-19 09:43:12 AM
Do these girls not know how to turn away? I know that everytime I've tired to kiss an unsuspecting girl on the lips....access denied. Kids are so Farked up these days.
 
2006-09-19 09:47:45 AM
Definitely Newman and it would have been much "safer" to use a fictional character in the headline instead of needlessly risking a libel suit for Fark in the name of a pretty lame joke.
 
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