I could get into some jungle loving with these 2.

Jebus Crispy, whats this world coming too?

SYDNEY, Australia -- A British warship is being assessed for damage after hitting a rock off the coast of Australia.

bloody New Zealand no body notices it until its too late

Nothing like some hot sweaty monkey sex.

oh no..

now everyone knows i'm a moron

ishta!

Bonobos?

A dating service that spanks the monkey?

Just_Another_Arsehole.. nah.. most of us post on the wrong board . oh wait...

heheh
Umm this site of monkeys is pretty silly though, i prefer apes.

Moneys are evil I tell you evil!

Just where will this lead, to this?:


Or, heaven forfend, to this?:

then, when i say "im spanking the monkey" I will BE spanking the monkey

I would, but i'm not from afghanistan or saudi arabia (do they fark monkeys, or goats, or both?)

I was going to that website and getting hooked up with a lot of cows and pigs, so maybe I will try this.

Cheap_Knockoff-I think neither.Monkeys don't live in those regions.It's all goats,camels and,if they can get through the facial and body hair,human Middle Eastern women.

"Nothing like hot monkey action with little girls" -Review of the Powerpuff Girls Movie.

this was almost as funny and pointless as Men in Black2

My results from the love quiz:
"You've completed the Monkeylover Quiz! It appears from your answers that you are some kind of small vole. Chances of getting off with either human or monkey: 0.02%."

damn.

That's some funky monkey stuff right there.

Oh, and CandyPink, I got the same results....

Small vole? Whate'er...

Go for it slayer...

and I hope i can make it to this show

Where: PromoWest Pavilion

When: Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 5:00 PM

All ages. Tickets on sale Saturday, June 8th at 10AM. Ticket prices are $29.00 Advanced and $ 31.00 Day Of Show. General Admission.

I must be stupid... but didn't know Dave was back on drums

sorry for the off topic post...

Just look at the picture in my profile for some hot monkey action (SFW).

"Ever wish there was dating service to hook you up with a hot female monkey?"

Ummmm......No

Bah- I don't think hot monkey love is all it's cracked up to be, considering everytime I go to the zoo all the guy monkeys are doing this:

Potentially NSFW, I dunno..."

Mods please delete my last post.

Another successful match from Monkeylove.com:

My prayers have been answered! Thank you Loki!

Please...think of the monkeys.

Goddamnit, I submit an article about half of Quebec floating over the US in ashes, and this gets posted...

Since 1996

What the hell was there before '96?

w00t!

EEEWWWWWWW, that's just wrong.

RalphNaderServes you right, ya tree-farking pinko!

PS - Anyone who posts a comment saying, "I submitted THIS and THIS shiat gets posted??" generally has no luck at getting anything posted from that point on. I dunno if it's Drew punihing the whiny biatches or just karma, but I'm not complaining. Or maybe tose people just post crappy articles...

I wouldn't mind having a tribe of bonobos in my backyard..
They're not monogamous.. so the monkeybride thing is right out.. but hey.. who wants to be married to an old monkey chick with her genital swelling hanging all over the place.

Is it just me, or is SLAYERSWINE a racist scumwad?

These two guys got dates:

Allow me to just say... "Rhesus Pieces"

"Wana buy a monkey?"

ROFLOL! Good one Waz!!