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(Guardian)   Chinese guy rejects transplanted four-inch penis; insists that the rejection will be far less likely with the nine-inch model   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 73
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2006-09-18 09:54:26 AM  
Isn't 4 inches plenty big in China?
 
2006-09-18 09:55:44 AM  
John Bobbit unavailable for comment.
 
2006-09-18 09:56:48 AM  
However, I see where he is coming from.
 
2006-09-18 09:57:07 AM  
psychological factors?

I'd rather have someone else's dick than none.
 
2006-09-18 09:58:05 AM  
Donor penis????

What some people would do for their freiends and relatives...
 
2006-09-18 09:58:43 AM  
Shouldn't that be "Chinese guy's wife rejects..."?

Maybe she was holding out for a better offer.
 
2006-09-18 09:59:12 AM  
Who would want a dead guy's unit? You could end up with a zombie wang. `Braaaaains - No, Tannnnng!!!"
 
2006-09-18 09:59:23 AM  
good god, I can't imagine the first time beating off with some other dudes cock. that would be so weird. even weirder would be when your body refused the new member and it starts to rot and not heal right. yummy rotten penis.
 
2006-09-18 09:59:26 AM  
are we talking width or length here?
 
2006-09-18 10:00:29 AM  
Makes the phrase "I wouldn't fark her with another man's dick" actually a reality.
 
2006-09-18 10:00:44 AM  
What a disturbing article.
 
2006-09-18 10:00:45 AM  
We needs more facts on the accident which led to his shortcummings.

/yes, I'll wait.
 
2006-09-18 10:00:56 AM  
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"His quality of life was affected severely"
 
2006-09-18 10:01:08 AM  
So, theoretically, if the surgeons were able to successfully attach the 4-inch penis as a replacement for the damaged one, they could (again, theoretically) put an additional 4 inches on my someone else's existing penis.

Right?
 
2006-09-18 10:01:38 AM  
I see divorce in the future... she farked on somebody elses junk. That's cheating.
 
2006-09-18 10:03:28 AM  
Wonder if he got jealous that his wife was now sleeping with a black guy...
 
2006-09-18 10:03:40 AM  
Maybe he took that George Carlin bit a little bit to seriously

"I wouldn't fark her with a stolen dick"
 
2006-09-18 10:03:50 AM  
Maybe the wife wanted the black model
 
2006-09-18 10:05:02 AM  
I heard his hand rejected it.
 
2006-09-18 10:06:05 AM  
At the end of the article i was confused if they weren't sure if he could have sex with the penis or the hand. I was like woah...wtf?
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2006-09-18 10:06:10 AM  
I have to agree, a small penis is better than no penis. as long as it makes me happy, hell with the wife. She's literally a castrating biatch from the sound of it.
 
2006-09-18 10:07:31 AM  
It was the wife's psychological distress that made them have to get rid of it. Don't you think that's a bit unfair? The man finally gets to have a penis again--so he can properly pee and possibly have sex--and the wife won't let him have it? Now *that's* whipped. If I were him, I'd divorce *her* for killing all my possible joy.

/that is, if I were male and had a penis and everything.
 
2006-09-18 10:09:59 AM  
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2006-09-18 10:14:10 AM  
Although the operation was a surgical success, surgeons said they had to remove the penis two weeks later. "Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off," Dr Hu said. An examination of the organ showed no signs of it being rejected by the body.

Jean-Michel Dubernard, the French surgeon who performed the world's first face transplant on a woman who had been attacked by a dog this year, said psychological factors were a serious issue for many patients receiving certain "allografts", or organs from donors. "Psychological consequences of hand and face allografts show that it is not so easy to use and see permanently a dead person's hands, nor is it easy to look in a mirror to see a dead person's face," he wrote in the journal. "Clearly, in the Chinese case the failure at a very early stage was first psychological. It involved the recipient's wife and raised many questions."



TFA makes my head hurt in the good way. I've never really thought about what this would feel like, aside from what I've seen in horror movies.
 
2006-09-18 10:14:19 AM  
Why didn't mr Wangless purchase a strap-on and pleased all the ladies. The savings in medical bills would be a godsend. So many models to choose from on the market today.

/or so I'm told.
 
2006-09-18 10:15:18 AM  
BarkingPumpkin
So, theoretically, if the surgeons were able to successfully attach the 4-inch penis as a replacement for the damaged one, they could (again, theoretically) put an additional 4 inches on my someone else's existing penis.

Right?


And, theoretically, you could have a tripenis or a quadpenis through skillfull shaft transplant. A tripenis would be best because then you'd have two extra helmets left over to graft in place of your nipples. A quadpenis would require too much maintenance (anti-chafe cream etc), and you'd have an extra bell end left over which you'd have to release into the wild.
 
2006-09-18 10:15:20 AM  
If people can get penis transplants, soon there'll be people with multiple penii!

Ban penis transplants!
 
2006-09-18 10:18:34 AM  
Anyone who saw "Sex and Zen" over there should know the proper way to transplant a penis.

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2006-09-18 10:21:54 AM  
""His quality of life was affected severely," said Dr Weilie Hu, a surgeon at Guangzhou General Hospital."

This is quite possibly the most obvious statement ever.
 
2006-09-18 10:22:05 AM  
Detachable Penis?

The penis mightier.

/2 for the price of 1
 
2006-09-18 10:23:30 AM  
And, theoretically, you could have a tripenis or a quadpenis through skillfull shaft transplant. A tripenis would be best because then you'd have two extra helmets left over to graft in place of your nipples. A quadpenis would require too much maintenance (anti-chafe cream etc), and you'd have an extra bell end left over which you'd have to release into the wild.

Curse you for that visual!
 
2006-09-18 10:23:31 AM  
If ever there was an argument for stem cell research, the replacement of a damaged (or inadequate) penis would be it.

Really, what guy can't get behind this?
 
2006-09-18 10:23:57 AM  
Unscrupulous Cleetus: "A quadpenis would require too much maintenance..."

The maintenance would be the least of my worries. I'd never get anything done.

/would have larger arms, though
 
2006-09-18 10:24:17 AM  
I was going to get four more penises attatched. So my pants will fit like a glove.
 
2006-09-18 10:25:28 AM  
"yes your honour, this man has no penis"
/ghostbusters FTW
 
2006-09-18 10:26:34 AM  
Someone else's penis or no penis at all...
You'd have to "break it in" a few times, but I think I'd rather have someone else's penis instead of no penis.
 
2006-09-18 10:29:06 AM  
Ugh. What a scary story. Made me cross my legs with fright.

His wife didn't want no short short man.
 
2006-09-18 10:29:51 AM  
Someone else's penis? That sounds pretty gay.

/Notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat.
 
2006-09-18 10:31:40 AM  
What a dickless idiot.

Just as I was about to comment, 'new e-mail':
"Do you have erection problems?"

Ahhhh, great timing as always from the spam-masters.
 
2006-09-18 10:31:49 AM  
OMG, his body didn't reject it! They cut it off "Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife,"

It wasn't going to rot and fall off. It probably would have worked just fine if he and his dumb wife could have just gotten over themselves!
 
2006-09-18 10:33:55 AM  
I can't wait for the brain-dead man to suddenly revive and freak out.

/two sets of testicles so divine
//George Washington
 
2006-09-18 10:39:46 AM  
Stamp it "medium".
 
2006-09-18 10:43:11 AM  
Too bad they didn't give him the option of grafting another larger one just above the 4-incher. Me thinks the wife would have approved.
 
2006-09-18 10:44:05 AM  
I feel sorry for the guy who donated it.
 
2006-09-18 10:45:09 AM  
basically, some women are never satisfied. Castrating biatch indeed.

It would have been better to cut off the wife.
 
2006-09-18 10:45:47 AM  
Ok, so even if his wife couldn't handle it why did this asshat have it removed? I mean either way they're obviously not having sex so at least with it he's able to urinate.

On the other hand his wife will never have to worry about him leaving the seat up any more...
 
2006-09-18 10:46:38 AM  
skinnamarink a winky dink...
 
2006-09-18 10:50:17 AM  
rworne

Dangit, why'd you have to go and post that pic. Here I was thinking about genetic engineering and if they could possibly have just grown him a new one and you have to post a picture of a horse.


/1. Genetically engineer horse so no tissue rejection between horse and human.
//2. Transplant horse wang.
///3. ???
//4. Profit
 
2006-09-18 10:50:28 AM  
bkennedy: psychological factors?

Maybe it was the fact that he had a Frankenpenis with an ugly scar that freaked his wife out?
 
2006-09-18 10:53:47 AM  
Booooo creepy cadaver cock. Hooray beer!
 
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