Quick! Break out our supply of Heidi Klums!

Great. Illegal immigrant seals. I thought the Mexicans were bad enough.

Where theres seals, theres Great White Sharks!!

Everybody Panic!!!!!!

is coming to take your jerb.

Scandalous - The immigrant seals are going to drive out the current natives here, and they will establish their nation here. The cycle goes on....

Seals are tasty, if you like a strong fish taste. Seal oil can also be used for lamps. A few tips:

1. Never cover your body with seal oil where there are bears.
2. Don't eat the liver.
3. The fat is kindof chewey.

Maybe they should just loose some of that flubber. Do some Tai-bo

That was kind of a subdued warning, being a run-on sentence with selective caps.

Maybe it should be: Everybody Panic?

..ALL THE FARKERS AT THE SoaP PARTY (PHILLY!!)

rofl.

I live at Wrightsville Beach. I saw that seal. I thought, "Does God really exist?" Because it matched a jacket I have.

/Doesn't know what all the screaming was about.
// I just wanted some matching boots.....

totalsecurity
Ok why cant you eat the liver?

hmmm

Maineah

totalsecurity
Ok why cant you eat the liver?

You can eat it, but you will die.

Too much vitamin a. Same for all marine mammals, and anything that eats it. Say you feed your dog or cat the liver. No problem. Then if you eat the dog or cat, you will get sick.

Not to worry Maineah, seal liver is delicious smothered in onions.

The Seals are moving south Everybody Panic

No word on the location and movement of Crosby, Nash, and Young.



/bad I know, sorry.

Well, they're never gonna survive unless, they are a little ... crazy.

Seal clubing guy pic in 3...2...1

mmm ... arbitrary capitalization ...

That was the lamest "Everybody Panic!" headline I've ever seen. Bad submitty.

Just club the bastard and be done with it. farking sea lice.

If you ever smell rancid seal oil you will wish you were dead...

/knows this

In other news, the Crofts seen moving north with the punctuation.

Loose.. seal?

/IM A MONSTAR!!

I blame Paul McCartney.

As long as they don't have bowties and a taste for human flesh, we should be okay.

Otherwise, we should take arms or they might um... take arms. *snickers*

Could someone please photoshop the Colbert bear threat level pic to have a seal in it instead of a bear? Thanks!

Wait wait... Doesn't this contradict every global warming statement? Why would the seals move south if it wasn't more their preferred temperature?

This is probably my fault.
I was recently struck by lightning and have developed
uncanny abilities. I'll see if I can get them to go back home.


/sorry.

DulceEtDecorumEst: Could someone please photoshop the Colbert bear threat level pic to have a seal in it instead of a bear? Thanks!

the threatdown generator and imagepile.net

LOL, nice JBalkwill. I was wathcing the video he did on bush right now.

Do they have yellow bowties?

AngryWhiteMale: /// so, what does -BQ'd seal taste like?

From what I understand it's pretty disgusting, something only the chinese or koreans would eat.

Walker: if the population gets out of hand we will just bring in some Arctic foxes to take care of the problem.

Too funny. Here in Newfoundland, where there has been a seal hunt for hundreds of years, a lot of fishermen complain that the decline in value of seal pelts has reduced the hunt, meaning that there are more seals to eat the fish that the fishermen want to catch.

In terms of introducing non-native stock, Moose are not native to Newfoundland, and were introduced around a hundred years ago. Since there are no native predators for the moose here, the moose have REALLY prospered.They cause a lot of moose/car collisions, something in the order of seven hundred per year, with predictable loss of life and limb.
An old timer phoned the local radio call in show last winter, when the moose road hazard was being debated, and suggested that, to take care of the moose, we should import Siberian Tigers, which would devour the moose.
The host of the call in show asked "but what about berry pickers?"
There was a looooooong pause, after which the caller, in a real thick Newfie accent said
"now, my dear, you got me stumped with that one."
as for the original topic, seal meat is very rich, and eating too much of it will evacuate one's bowels, something like when the oil hits the anus.

Bwahaha: seal meat is very rich, and eating too much of it will evacuate one's bowels, something like when the oil hits the anus


/ducks
//covers
///prays for omarion

Blazekun: Why would the seals move south if it wasn't more their preferred temperature?

Overpopulation.

I thunk they did that every year, about this time.

/migratory
//instinct

gwydion56: I believe that this is the first seal of the apocalypse!

6 more seals to go before Jesus comes!!

/What does one wear to an apocalypse?
//Something fashion forward for fall... with fire retardant.

this thread needs more bazooka

One came up on the beach here today. I live in South Florida, I'd say that beats Noth Carolina for weirdness.

NO, no, no, MOAR BAZOOKA!!!
(This is actually DV"s friend who has had 5 shots of Jose Cuervo, 4 beer, 3 two three oz. martinis A marital separatin, and DVs passoerword, so doan't bamenb hisnm.)

Uh......

Pabst.


lolz

pray for omarion

I could be a vet or some shiat. Why not me? I farkin' love seals.