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(Some Guy)   9 ugliest cars of all time   ( divider line
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43045 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Sep 2006 at 12:30 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-09-15 08:53:46 PM  
That list is completely invalid without the inclusion of the Pontiac Aztek.

Ugliest. Car. Ever.
2006-09-15 09:04:21 PM  
d-lack of originality or insight,
2006-09-15 09:05:02 PM  
ggowins: That list is completely invalid without the inclusion of the Pontiac Aztek.

It's there... Sounds like you didn't RTFA.
2006-09-15 10:07:59 PM  
That list is completely invalid without the inclusion of the Chevy Avalanche.
2006-09-15 10:12:30 PM  
I've had two of them.

I know everyone thinks the Pacer was ugly, but compared to the rest of the late 70s crap it was unique; looked like a squashed Jetson car.

Didn't like the Element at first, but that's what I drive now. Love it. Great storage (the back seats fold up or pop out) and it has suicide doors - no center post. If you're driving a kid around, it's perfect.

The 06 models dropped the plastic around the wheels, incidentally.
2006-09-15 10:58:18 PM  
No Ladas ?
Useless list.
2006-09-15 11:39:14 PM  
No Omni?

That's an ugly car.
Qel [TotalFark]
2006-09-15 11:39:32 PM  
Love our element. We even have a nickname for ours. We call it "The Lunch Box"
2006-09-15 11:54:12 PM  
other vehicles he needs to consider: -more recently-

Mitsubishi Lancer Evo (looks like a short wedge of cheese)
Subaru WRX STI (looks like it has down syndrome)
Neon SRT (down syndrome)
Toyota Echo (looks like they gave up halfway)
Scion xB and xA
any of the Ford Taurus' .. for a flagship car, sure was ugly
any dodge car in the 80's (before the Intrepid cab forward design)
the new Dodge Durango (looks like a stupid pig)
Smart car

the first time i saw the Multipla when i lived in Italy, i thought i was looking at one of those hack jobs where someone solders a few pieces of different cars together to make one.
2006-09-16 12:35:20 AM  
I dunno...

I kind of want an Isetta. Or at least a re-release.
2006-09-16 12:36:11 AM  
The Multipla has got to be the worst ever. Hands down.

What's with the Enzo and especially the Mercedes-Benz / McLaren SLR being there? The Enzo may not exactly be beautiful, but ugliest car of all time? Please. The SLR should be on the list a few threads down instead.
2006-09-16 12:36:15 AM  
Chevy Chevette, anyone?

/1987 model owner
2006-09-16 12:36:22 AM  

I love ya, dude.

The pacer is a "so ugly, it's cute" kind of car. The Aztek is just plain old cockroach-on-a-wedding-cake ugly.
2006-09-16 12:37:01 AM  
What about that stupid POS Scion? The shoe box on wheels.

Dr.Knockboots: Smart car

I like that little guy. It rocks. I thought it fit in perfectly on the streets of Florence.
2006-09-16 12:37:55 AM  
Why is the Element on the list? Sure it's kinda boxy, but I wouldn't call it "ugly."
2006-09-16 12:38:41 AM  
This story brought to you by the farking retards at scion (you just beat me to it rppp01a)
2006-09-16 12:39:44 AM  
The Mercedes-Benz McLaren SLR gives me a farking hardon.
2006-09-16 12:39:47 AM  
I would. I curse them every time I see them. Fugly.
2006-09-16 12:40:13 AM  
They forgot the AMC Matador
2006-09-16 12:41:38 AM  
A dream of mine is to find a mint Pacer....

/They had a "station wagon" version too...but my parents went with the AMC hornet
//Amc hornet was actually a good make out car
2006-09-16 12:41:39 AM  
Seriously, what the fark is this supposed to be:

This car seriously makes me want to kick it's driver's ass. seriously.
2006-09-16 12:43:12 AM  
Half the cars on the road these days belong on the list. The other half are just insipid copies of each other.
2006-09-16 12:44:14 AM
Beat the Fuldamobil
2006-09-16 12:44:23 AM  
That Scion seems to scream "I'm a sci-fi soccer mom!"
2006-09-16 12:44:26 AM  
List is incomplete without the new Thunderbird. Cripes, that's hideous.
2006-09-16 12:44:45 AM  
2006-09-16 12:44:59 AM  
He left out the PT Cruiser.
2006-09-16 12:45:29 AM  
this thread is useless without mention of the Renault Twingo
2006-09-16 12:45:59 AM
One more Fuldamobil for the win
2006-09-16 12:46:07 AM  
Chevy Chevette, anyone?

Uh, YEAH. Not only did my 6'3" buddy HAVE to drive a 4-door 1988 model at his cheap parent's demand in high school, but we recorded an honest-to-goodness 0-60 time of 35 seconds, the slowest car in modern history.

No Mustang IIs, either???...for shame. No Pinto??? Invalid survey.
2006-09-16 12:46:13 AM  
I like most of those cars. =(

/not the Element. fark that car.
2006-09-16 12:47:12 AM

Why hasn't this been posted yet? =)
2006-09-16 12:47:14 AM  
Actually you forgot poland.
2006-09-16 12:47:50 AM
2006-09-16 12:47:50 AM  
The Honda Element is a shiatbox on wheels.
2006-09-16 12:48:11 AM  
Have you seen this thing called the "Toyota Camry?" Oops, you drive one, huh? Maybe your mommy does. Why are the wheels so so small? Why is it so boxy and high off the freakin ground? Of course height doesn't equate to clearance, since most of the drivetrain hangs 6 inches below the body. WTF? And the color choice is awesome: 90% of 'em are silver or "champagne" colored. 9% of the rest are either white or blue. Yeah, I know _you_ got some other color (you're special). The next time your're out, count the colors of the ones you actually see on the road and my numbers will be verified.
2006-09-16 12:50:10 AM  
Why is the ferrari enzo on that list?

2006-09-16 12:51:40 AM  
Mr. Lileks! You Quirky Dood! Love Your writing freind.
moved south but still check in on You, Sicherman, and Soucheray all the time.
2006-09-16 12:51:56 AM  
Put a Gremlin next to a '80 Honda Civic hatchback and tell me it wasn't before it's time...or just forward thinking?
2006-09-16 12:51:58 AM  

That just convinced me that civilisation is doomed. We need to blow it all up and go back to hunting animals with pointy sticks.

Can't happen soon enough.
2006-09-16 12:52:06 AM  
I believe I love all AMC cars. The uglier the better. (used to want an AMC Eagle as a kid)
2006-09-16 12:53:01 AM  
Why is the ferrari enzo on that list?


That one sure as hell is.
2006-09-16 12:54:08 AM  
Enzo = definitely ugly
2006-09-16 12:54:36 AM  
Rik01: He left out the PT Cruiser.

Aww... I adore the PT Cruiser. Only see them once in a blue moon though, might get annoying if they were everywhere.
2006-09-16 12:57:28 AM  
I Farkin hated the Element when it first came out, but have noticed that certain color combos don`t look too bad.

I would consider having a Grey/Maroon one.

I remember the Pontiac Aztek as the car they couldn`t sell, so they gave them away on the first Survivor
2006-09-16 12:59:22 AM  
No Matador, no Edsel, no deal.
2006-09-16 12:59:30 AM  
Toyota Echo?
Scion shoebox?
2006-09-16 12:59:39 AM  
lotustuned: No Ladas ?
Useless list.

Ladas aren't that ugly, they're just smelly and underpowered.

Now the Aztek, now THAT'S an ugly car. I've got a friend who refers to it as the "lesbian station wagon."
2006-09-16 12:59:47 AM  
I don't care what anybody says, I actually like the look of the Aztec.
2006-09-16 01:01:07 AM

I win.
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