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(News.com.au)   Medicine used to treat chlamydia in humans found to treat it in crocodiles as well. We always knew Steve Irwin loved wildlife, but this is taking it too far   (news.com.au) divider line 49
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2006-09-15 12:52:38 PM
The headline reminds me of the guy being interviewed on the radio in GTA who happens to be a parody of Irwin, and has a special "love" for animals as well.
 
2006-09-15 01:37:05 PM
Worse case of shingles I ever seen.
 
2006-09-15 01:47:17 PM
Too soon.
 
2006-09-15 02:07:53 PM
Man, if only I had some kind of tasteless joke to make or some kind of image to post that in somehow related, in a somewhat offbeat manner (much like my personality), the humor I found in Steve Irwin's death.
 
2006-09-15 02:09:28 PM
Scooby's'pawn: Too soon.

not too soon, too far.

/I laughed
//one please
 
2006-09-15 02:10:10 PM
I'm Brian Fellows!
I'm not available for comment.

\No skills of any kind.
\\Too lazy to find pic.
\\\Love the slashie hill.
 
2006-09-15 02:11:13 PM
Not right, subby. Not right at all!
 
2006-09-15 02:12:00 PM
www.picpop.com
 
2006-09-15 02:12:19 PM
Not too soon for me, but it will for the doe-eyed Irwin lovers.
 
2006-09-15 02:12:37 PM
That sounds like a croc!
/I'll cockpunch myself now
 
2006-09-15 02:12:38 PM
Submitter, you must have watched the Daily Show last night with Norm MacDonald talking about Irwin and how the crocs were pissed because a stingray got him instead of them. He acted it out the conversation. Jon Stewart was laughing so hard he nearly peed himself.

/I *did* pee myself.
 
2006-09-15 02:12:42 PM
Plus, it wasn't Steve...it's that weird Jeff Corwin who's responsible.
 
2006-09-15 02:12:54 PM
Whatever happened to that guy?
 
2006-09-15 02:13:25 PM
Funny enough as I read that headline all that came to mind was:

Steve Irwin: "Okay mates I'm going to put my finger up into her cloaca."

Animal Planet needs more people like Steve Irwin :(
 
2006-09-15 02:15:04 PM
Crocodiles can't get the clap.
 
2006-09-15 02:16:08 PM
FukkyMcFuk

Crocodiles can't get the clap.

No, but they can get the bite.

/ouch! That sounds painful!
 
2006-09-15 02:19:02 PM
Won't someone think of the koalas?
 
2006-09-15 02:19:11 PM
Another victory in the War On Crocodile Chlamydia!
 
2006-09-15 02:21:07 PM
that attention whore pic sucks. the other one is way better.
 
2006-09-15 02:22:28 PM
this will be good news for australian men who follow the advice of australian witchdoctors...
 
2006-09-15 02:23:25 PM
jrfaulkin: Submitter, you must have watched the Daily Show last night with Norm MacDonald...

Did you catch Colbert afterwords, he said "farking"! Is that common?
 
2006-09-15 02:25:28 PM
Slutty crocodiles.

The real shame is that, apparently confusing jellyfish and sting rays, Steve died whilst surrounded by friends and loved ones frantically peeing on him. Sad.
 
2006-09-15 02:25:35 PM
Remember folks, Chlamydia isn't a flower...


/actual chlamidia poster
//never had it...
///what happened to the days when we only had to worry about the clap?
 
2006-09-15 02:26:58 PM
"Mr Manolis said hygiene practices at the park had been stepped up"

So who's putting the rubbers on the crocs now?
 
2006-09-15 02:32:53 PM
My crocodile tears burn...
 
2006-09-15 02:37:45 PM
I blame the bagged spinach.

/and Jeff Corwin
 
2006-09-15 02:40:10 PM
You know, I was a little disgusted at the headline at first, but then when I thought about it I realized I really wouldn't care if someone made jokes about me so soon after I died.

In fact, I'd find it funny if I wasn't already dead. I don't imagine my friends and family would appreciate it much though...
 
2006-09-15 02:41:52 PM
Crikey!

/Someone had to say it...
 
2006-09-15 02:42:04 PM
I think 'chlamydia' is a nice-sounding word.

/just trying to change the subject
//don't care about steve irwin
 
2006-09-15 02:42:49 PM
Chuckle! It's funny because he's dead!
 
2006-09-15 02:44:17 PM
I always wondered how someone found out you could roll a croc over on its back and it'd go to sleep... someone found out by accident, farkin` it!


/Wonder if they thought, "Dang, even the animals fall asleep on me!"
//Yes, it's a reptile
 
2006-09-15 02:45:24 PM
Needs the "Crikey" tag
 
2006-09-15 02:49:40 PM
Oooh, it's apparently "Sand in my vagina" day on fark! Hooray!


/i has a shuvel
 
2006-09-15 02:50:51 PM
Scooby's'pawn: Too soon.

Oh come on, STD ridden croc's is always funny.
 
2006-09-15 02:52:09 PM
www.sptimes.com
 
2006-09-15 03:00:56 PM
In other news, crocodiles can get STD's.
 
2006-09-15 03:11:52 PM
That's no thumb!!
 
2006-09-15 03:20:14 PM
Medicine used to treat chlamydia in humans found to treat it in crocodiles as well.

Why is this needed.. the crocs can deliver the clap amongst themselves, I dont think it is fatal. You want to bone a crock the clap is the last thing you should worry about.
 
2006-09-15 03:21:37 PM
chlamydia is gross, uber gross. I twinge just thinking about it... ahh, horrible thoughts.
 
2006-09-15 03:24:23 PM
WAAAAYYYY TOOOO SOOOON. WAAAAYYYY TOOOO FAAAARRRR.
 
2006-09-15 03:35:36 PM
ouch. cheap shot.
 
2006-09-15 04:21:03 PM
That's a funny headline. I mean, it's not like he's making fun of Gretzky's mother or something....
 
2006-09-15 04:55:38 PM
Booo hissssss
 
2006-09-15 05:26:42 PM
"Crikey" Tag is SERIOUSLY needed.

Dammit Drew! Listen to our pleas for a CRIKEY TAG!

/please?
//Ill buy you a Heineken from Europe where they taste better!
///the BIG one!
//shipping is a biatch
/come visit, Ill buy
 
2006-09-15 05:41:31 PM
One of the most entertaining men I have ever heard in my life is Dr. Joel Wallach, D.V.M.

Wallach is a vet who advocates veterinary medicine for humans, it works a lot better than whet we are doing in some cases right now.

He points out: the average woman lives to be 76, the average man 72; but the average doctor only makes it to 59, so who ya gonna trust? All those dead doctors?

Wallach was runner-up for the Nobel prize in Medicine, but they just wouldn't give it to a vet.

go to google and punch in: "DEAD DOCTORS DON'T LIE", it is guaranteed to be worth your while.
 
2006-09-15 07:17:10 PM
It's OK to love your pets, but don't love your pets.
 
2006-09-15 07:58:34 PM
CRIKEY tag please.
 
2006-09-15 08:25:50 PM
Yeah, we need a CRIKEY tag, it'll probably be a lot better than all these stupid headlines.
 
2006-09-15 11:34:13 PM
Too soon.
 
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