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(Yahoo)   Suspect accused of murdering his brother says he killed a goat, but it was magically transformed into his brother's corpse afterward. Good luck with that defense, dumbass   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 106
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2006-09-15 09:25:29 AM
Weregoat!

There goat.
 
2006-09-15 09:34:40 AM
This exact thing happened to me once. Thank god for LA jurists.
 
2006-09-15 09:38:40 AM
Slim Pickens: Weregoat!

* shakes fist *
 
2006-09-15 10:38:51 AM
Was the goat waiting for bike water? I'd be pissed off if I came home and found another goat hanging around my wife waiting for bike water.

Um, make that "a" goat.
 
2006-09-15 10:58:20 AM
Don't knock it until you've seen it, submitter. I mean, really. You never know when something like... WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU!?!?!?!?
 
2006-09-15 12:25:41 PM
I see he's trying for the "Crazy Man Michael" defense or maybe a variation of the "Twa Brothers" defense.
 
2006-09-15 12:36:38 PM
This stuff does happen.
I once went to bed with this hot chick after a long night at the bar.
When I woke up she was a beast.
/True story
 
2006-09-15 12:45:29 PM
Cue the lefties blaming Western Civilization in 3, 2, 1...
 
2006-09-15 12:45:32 PM
In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear.

hmmm, everytime i change channels and the view is on that happens to me...
anne coulter does it to me too
 
2006-09-15 12:45:40 PM
they didn't happen to find 4 puppy heads too, did they?
 
2006-09-15 12:46:17 PM
I loved the last sentence:

In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear.
 
2006-09-15 12:47:37 PM
Once he's acquited he will dedicate his life to finding "the real goats"
 
2006-09-15 12:50:22 PM
Goat: that's a real stretch... gonna have to pull something big of of his backside...
 
2006-09-15 12:51:30 PM
It's worth reading the article just for the last line.
 
2006-09-15 12:51:51 PM
Cue the lefties blaming Western Civilization in 3, 2, 1

lol is this really a partisan issue?
 
2006-09-15 12:52:38 PM
Smoking Monkey: In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear.

Nigeria sounds hilarious.
 
2006-09-15 12:52:41 PM
It's times like this when I wonder if there really is an entire underworld of mystic and magic that we don't know about, and that people like this guy are actually victims of a magical framing while we simply dismiss him as insane/a moron.

Then again, this guy is certainly an insane moron.
 
2006-09-15 12:53:09 PM
He said that the goats were on his farm and he tried to chase them away. When one wouldn't move, he attacked it with an axe.

Moving a goat with an axe. Sounds reasonable to me.
 
2006-09-15 12:53:10 PM
img8.imagepile.net
 
2006-09-15 12:53:20 PM
"eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear".

It's called a wedding ceremony. It's way more common than you'd believe, however burning the wedding party does seem extreme.
 
2006-09-15 12:53:29 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

It magically disappeared!
 
2006-09-15 12:53:30 PM
altered states?
 
2006-09-15 12:53:44 PM
Played 7th Guest a bit much there, have we?
 
2006-09-15 12:53:51 PM
somehow i knew this didn't happen in New Jersey
 
F42
2006-09-15 12:53:58 PM
WarpZone: lol is this really a partisan issue?


They don't troll with the articles they want, they troll with the articles we got.
 
2006-09-15 12:54:34 PM
Not really, but whenever there's an article on African supertition, someone manages to blame the West for it. Of course, that's usually when African superstition is state sanctioned, so my comment was admittedly a stretch. It sounded funny at the time.
 
2006-09-15 12:54:38 PM
Warpzone, no, but he wishes it was because, in this case, he'd actually win.
 
2006-09-15 12:54:40 PM
Oh, hey, now.. just a damn minute here.. Stupid goddamn filters..
 
2006-09-15 12:54:48 PM
Hey the Chewbacca defense works!
 
2006-09-15 12:54:58 PM
where is the africa tag already?
 
2006-09-15 12:56:51 PM
Let me guess... this happened somewhere in Africa?
 
2006-09-15 12:57:01 PM
Is there any way to effectively kill off every human on the continent of Africa?

Yes, I would be saddened by the loss of stories such as this, but fark man, these people seem to be devolving into some sort of subspecies.
 
2006-09-15 12:57:08 PM
Confabulat: Smoking Monkey: In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear.

Nigeria sounds hilarious.


Cant argue with that, they know how to have fun. I see Nigeria becoming one of the top tourists spot really soon, they need more good press.
 
2006-09-15 12:58:07 PM
At least we know who's will represent him

www.richcampbell.us
 
F42
2006-09-15 12:58:32 PM
Slim Pickens: Weregoat!

Folklore is actually full of shiat pretty much like this: Devil turns family member into mysterious black farm animal farm animal is killed, reverts back to human corpse.
 
2006-09-15 12:59:29 PM
Partially mystical explaination: Maybe somebody put a curse on him, and he really didn't recognize it was his brother until the spell was broken when his brother died.
No, probably not.
 
2006-09-15 12:59:36 PM
Isn't there anybody who can help this poor man get his FORTY MILLION DOLLARS (US) out of the country??
 
2006-09-15 01:00:03 PM
img175.imageshack.us
 
2006-09-15 01:00:19 PM
It's obviously a goat conspiracy!
 
2006-09-15 01:00:50 PM
www.lapianist.com

Was that a goat?
 
2006-09-15 01:03:26 PM
It was a goat, see?
 
2006-09-15 01:04:08 PM
I dont know why, but I beleive him yo.
 
2006-09-15 01:05:24 PM
In other news, man accused of rape thought he was killing kittens.
 
2006-09-15 01:06:49 PM
From the US State Department Notes on Nigeria

Constitution: The 1979 constitution was suspended after 1983, the May 3, 1989 constitution never implemented, and the 1999 constitution (based largely on the 1979 constitution) was promulgated by decree on May 5, 1999. The 1999 constitution came into force on May 29, 1999.

huh?
 
2006-09-15 01:06:59 PM
bonesdilligaf In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear.

I actually have a picture of that bystander. Trust me; it's not there. Guilty as charged.

/can you post a nude man if his penis is missing?
 
2006-09-15 01:07:02 PM
Consitering where it happened, that defense might work just fine.

Hard to believe an entire continent can be so retarded.


/cue apoligists
 
2006-09-15 01:08:13 PM
Rise from your grave!
 
2006-09-15 01:08:16 PM
I can't believe I almost forgot about Satan-worshipping Goat/Ernest Borgnine!

img8.imagepile.net
 
2006-09-15 01:12:46 PM
Anyone know where I can buy some of the weed he was smoking?
 
2006-09-15 01:13:08 PM
How did I guess that the dateline might be Nigeria?
 
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