"We've seen drivers yell at passengers who block the doors, talk loud on their cell phones and don't move to the back, all of which we support."

On the MBTA, not ony will people move into the train to let other peole on, people exiting the train can't because people trying to get on the train block the door.

The only thing public transportation has over driving is the money you save. If I had the money, I'd drive every damn day, rain or shine, trafic jams or not. At least you don't have to tell some person for the third time to stop leaning all over you when you're riding the train (and why can't it be a hot woman leaning on you ?).

I was once at a convention in another city, where I met a very attracive woman who invited me back to her hotel room.

But we needed to make a stop at the drug store first. So of course, I am waiting in line with my new friend waiting to pay for one box of rubbers, and in front of me is this 300 year old man who not only must dispute the prices of every thing, but also has a fist full of expired coupons, and then has to pay with exact change, which was hidden in a number of pockets all about his person. Then after all this searching, he comes up short, but insists on searching further.

At this point I thought my penis was going to jump out of my pants and kill this man. I slapped a 20 on the counter and said, "I'll pay for his stuff!, and this too!" giving the clerk the trojans. The look on her face was priceless!

It was worth it!

I guess the point is, even old people should be ready to pay when they get their total, it's not like it's a suprise ending to the transaction!