Why on earth did I click on that link?????

schiefaw
How much did he have to pay her to get her to put her clothes back on?

$850.00. Wouldn't you write bad checks to? Hell, I would of knocked off a 7-11 to rid myself of that. Twice.

I meant too.

Cold medicine mixed with goggles add more room for errors.

Teh bleach, it's not enough.

Why did she go to jail?

I wouldn't be taking any Nigerian checks to that bank.

Or any other out-of-town checks, for that matter.

Some poor soul payed way to much

One of the funniest threads of the day...

I'm guessing "sex act" had something to do with poo.

What are her boobs like?

She must have some redeeming traits...

What cracks me up is there is sort of a pecking order when it comes to paid camwhores. The homelier the girl, the nastier her shows have to be to compensate. With that, and the $850 in mind...

/nightmares.
//definitely nightmares.

an evening with her or a boiling bleach enema? I'd like to talk about the type of bleach used please.

/obvious
//and someone beat me to it
///I know it's not a contest

ropegun
I, too, saw that, only as "Large, Florida Woman..."

What's with the crappy photoshopped wallpaper they have on that site?

I'll say it again, some black dude love fat ugly white women

39-year-old Dunedin woman

'Tis no woman... 'tis the shai-hulud!!

Not exactly pronounced "done eatin'"... unless you're schnockered... then it's "Done eedin"

SwingingJohnson
Thanks for that pic of vintage Jack Murphy Stadium. The only thing that made me smile for the right reasons.


I shouldn't be surprised at the common farker's ability make fun of fat ladies...

why did I look? why?

What the OP said. I cant believe that has XY chromosmes.

Er I meant something else... farking alcohol.

dick_justice - people ... payed ... to see her naked?

No, I think she WAS naked and ppl paid her to put her clothes back on...

This thread is old, I suppose you farkers used up all the eye bleach??

/my eyes!!
//feels like burning!

Ouch. Pic loaded and my computer went tango-uniform. Apparently she's not its type. If I had PS on it, you'd have a new 'do not want' pic or somesuch.

/the firewall, it does nothing!
//keeping my computer celibate, one dose of eye-bleach at a time

girlysound (et al.):

Here's how the scam works: You put your item up for sale (or auction, it doesn't matter which). Nigerian fake check scammers (who are probably also 419 scammers) contact you and say they want the item, please ship it to West Africa (although they usually say they're in the US or UK, especially if your listing mentions not sending it to Nigeria, Ghana, Ivory Coast, or any of the Lad Infested West African countries). They will invariably mention, oh by the way, I'll send you a check for a couple thou over, so cash it, keep the price, and wire me the rest. Sometimes (as with an expensive item like a car), they'll just send the check for the amount. Either way, they get: a) cash in hand when you wire it, or b) and expensive (for them) car for very little money at all (which is probably what they were aiming for in your case).

It can take weeks or months for the banks to realize the checks are counterfeit, and even if a customer does his due diligence and explains the situation to the bank, asks them to verify the validity of the checks before they're deposited, and waits for the check to clear, they're still liable.

419eater.com has more info.

Oh, and I wouldn't hit that with Osama's peepee. Looks like John Goodman after a hard night's drinkin'.