"For many, Christmas is just drinking and partying and God is excluded, yet many young people are interested in finding deeper meaning and exploring faith."

We must party and dance for jesus. Steve Jobs' son agrees.

What
Would
Jesus
Drink?

/Brilliant!

Someone posting the lyrics to "Are you drinkin' with me Jesus?" in 3, 2, 1...

That's not Jesus - it's just some guy with a moustache.

Looks more like Rasputin.

Jaheesus K Reist! Would someone turn off that loop of ReRun tossing with the aid of an iPud? And the color....made me vomit a little....in my mouth...

Oh yeah...the Jesus Beer Glass....

/got nuthin'

I thought the J-man was more into red wine?

I'm curious, people are always asking me if I've found Jesus. Is he lost? Did he wander off after a bad stage diving incident at a Motohead concert? What do I get if I find him? Is there some kind of reward? I hope there's money involved in the reward.

Looks more like someone is hoping to find God in a glass of beer. Too many trying to do that now.


/is a Christian
//and a recovering alcoholic

Christ, I could use a beer.

Christ, I could use a scotch.

Looks more like a character from a 17th Century Dutch painting than it does Jeebus.

Looks like Frank Zappa.

I smell an upcoming photoshop

How far is this fad for elevating the quirks of our facial recognition system to the level of miracles going to go? Even when I was six years old and could see "faces" in the carpet, I'd figured out that this was just a quirk of the way I saw things.

I wouldn't mind as much if half these images looked better, but the fact that a moderately face-like arrangement of blobs is taken to be the Son of God says more about the people who believe in them than it does about their credibility.

(Skip this bit if you're having lunch...)

Anyway, back to the ad; if enough people in that pub are having 20 pints, going outside and then throwing up, sooner or later "Jesus" or "Mary" are going to appear in diced-carrot-and-undigested-snack form. I look forward to hearing about these "miracles".

I think I'm going to use 'finding Jesus' as a new euphemism for getting loaded.

All_Farked_Up: I smell an upcoming photoshop

Yes indeed. Jesus on tree bark, Jesus in beer foam.... I think the whole "I saw Jesus/Mary in/on" thing deserves a Photoshopping.

Jesus juice...

Guy Necologist

I, on the other hand, thought, at 6 years old, that the faces I saw in wood grains were trapped spirits. This would scare the crap out of me.

You would think the fundamentalist Christians would would go all jihad on someone's ass for this.

Great, now I think faces in trees are trapped spirits.

makes me think of this fine rockabilly tune by the sintones which you will have to cut and paste to hear...

http://www.sintones.com/Knot%20Of%20Wood.mp3

fuze44: Someone ought to cut that trapped spirits head off it's creapy.

The poster's slogan, "Where will you find him?", seem a bit redundant--after all, people claim to be seeing him in everything from sonograms to grilled cheese sandwiches these days. Shouldn't the question be, "Where can you go to get away from this guy's batshiat crazy followers who see him everywhere?"

Looks like Mary with a moustache.

"Do come in, you're the only one today! Now the sermon today is taken from a magazine that I found in a hedge. Now lipstick colors this season are in the frosted pink area and nail colors to match... And this reminds me rather of our Lord Jesus! Because surely, when Jesus went into Nazareth on a donkey, he must have got tarted up a bit..."

/name that tune

blink_183
name that tune

Eddie Izzard, Dress To Kill

"Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby Doo"

Looked like Don Quixote to me. Which kind of makes sense.

I want the next one to be 'where will you find her' with Mary appearing in a pile of rumpled sheets

darkmatterhari: "Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby Doo"


"I would have succeeded if it wasn't for those pesky God and Jesus fellows!"

and i found the face of (my) god in a plate of spaghetti today!!

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Ben Franklin

"I know you can walk on water, but can you walk on this much beer?"

How is this supposed to work? All those hot chicks in beer ads don't help guys get any closer to real hot chicks.