So that's what I've been doing wrong.

It worked for Wayne, didn't it?

jestme: It worked for Wayne, didn't it?


Beat me to it :)

Hey, it worked for Aldo Kelrast

Ohhh, let go when they scream. This guy might be on to something.

Licking New Yorkers feet? Gross.

Women, sheesh throw yourself at them and they still don't want you. I have said too much haven't I?

Now to wait for all the Nice Guys on Fark to dispute this headline ;-)

/all women should be worshipped and respected!1!!11

This guy's blood probably holds the cure for cancer.

Best way to get to know a woman: talk to her mom.

If you still love her after that, marry her.

It's how I met my wife?

that article made me shudder.

/feet are gross

Lock this freak up.

Boy, has he got 'it' bad. I don't know who to feel more sorry for, him or the 'ladies' he's assaulted the feet/ankles of?

what is the deal with all you people slacking today?

All your feet are belong to us...

Wayne and Garth think this is weird.

I loves the heels on the women as well, but would never stoop dis low.

They did that to Alice Cooper. Sheesh.

towatchoverme: Best way to get to know a woman: talk to her mom.

If you still love her after that, marry her.

Maybe, but when I ask if her Mom will come on the date with us it never seems to get much farther than that.

But that's not what it says in my latest issue of "Stalker" ...

/ worked on these two ...

NOR is coming up to stranger's window drunk at 10pm on a Tuesday asking for a date.

/happened to me last week
//farking asshat

NOR is coming up to stranger's window drunk at 10pm on a Tuesday asking for a date.

/happened to me last week
//farking asshat

Yeah, he could have just said no instead of trying to slam the window on your fingers.

Sir Charles

Damnit! As I looked down the thread, I was beginning to suspect that *I* would have the honor of boobies'ing that picture.

/sigh

This might be a good start, but I'm more easily won by midnight computer problem rescues, car repairs, and backrubs.

Just in case any of you ever make it out of the basement, remember these. And pick up your socks.

The women should be happy it was just their feet.

Let me let you basement dwellers in on a little secret since I am married and no longer have a need for this little phrase that pays.
When you see an attractive woman that you would like to get to know, start the conversation with the following.
"Gotdammit you are beautiful" with sincerity, confidence and feeling.
I lets them know right off the bat that you are not interested in being "just friends". If they are uninterested you will know, saving you time.
Women like compliments, if you are not a complete tool, this will work.

towatchoverme - darn, you set me off on a track with that one.
1) Don't rememer. OK, I was 15 or so, and easily intimidated.
2) Hen. Beware.
3) Don't remember. Was 17 by that time ... maybe she was transparent. Sure seems like it, in retrospect.
4) Really cool mom. Nurse (incidentally) ... really cool.
5) Ugh. No. Screwed up with her daughter, just once, but really bad. I flinch at the thought.
6) Huh ... nice-ish. Hen-ish. Take it or leave it.
7) Sharp as nails. Orca sized. Defeated air. And not very nice. No...
8) Pretty darn cool. Very "mom". Fun to be around, actually. I consider myself lucky.

And now for something interesting and to the point: ... /got nuthin'

I wish I wasn't married. Picking up girls was my forte. Now I just pick up. God, I miss being single. Donuts for dinner? No Problem. 10:45 and you're still asleep? Yep.

That movie came out how many years ago?
\Still shudders in embarassment for people that insist on keeping that Sh|t going.
\\mostly middle age star trek savvy social rejects, but hey they need love too right?

Doesn't always work.

apiarist

"Yeah, he could have just said no instead of trying to slam the window on your fingers."

Farking fingers still hurt :-p

a nice sharp heel to his head

Dad?

Seriouslly, this sounds like him.

I can't believe I'm the first...

Using old popular culture references is an awful lot like underwear: At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.

I thought it read "Prostated"

no stairway to heaven. not yours.

Okay, on to Plan B...