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8253 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Sep 2006 at 8:35 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-09-13 08:36:59 PM  
Isn't that like getting potatoes from Karachi?
2006-09-13 08:37:23 PM  
Asinine? I think not.
2006-09-13 08:37:29 PM  
Of all things that have disgusted me in life, this takes the shiat cake.
2006-09-13 08:37:58 PM  
Thats nothing, I had Korean sex sla...

2006-09-13 08:38:38 PM  
andorob: shiat cake.

mmmmmm shiat cake
2006-09-13 08:39:04 PM  
Well if you're stinking rich, what else are you supposed to do with your money? Count it?
2006-09-13 08:39:15 PM  
There are far better places than Belfast for Curry.
2006-09-13 08:41:17 PM  
Jealous much smitty?
2006-09-13 08:41:40 PM  

Asinine? I think not.

Yeah, the Dumbass tag would have been better. It seems the richer you get, the dumber you get, mostly.
2006-09-13 08:42:11 PM  
I go to a place on Derry Road where samosas are 5 for $2.

And they're damn good, too!
2006-09-13 08:42:43 PM  
Why the hell would he order curry from Belfast? Seriously, in ireland 'curry' is usually gravy with some yellow curry spices in it.
2006-09-13 08:42:49 PM  
for 15k i could travel first class to india, buy a grandmother who cooks a mean curry as my slave, bring her back and get a good 5-10 years worth of curry out of her. if i was stinking rich that's how i would go about procuring curry, but different strokes for different folks i supposse.
2006-09-13 08:43:05 PM  
andorob: Of all things that have disgusted me in life, this takes the shiat cake.

You should check out those pics of Lindsay Lohan's vag.
2006-09-13 08:43:31 PM  
Never need to worry with a tin of Hurry-Curry,
Poisoned especially for you.

2006-09-13 08:43:31 PM  
andorob: Of all things that have disgusted me in life...

Why so? It's his money, and he can waste it on any legal thing he sees fit.
Personally, I'd just hop on the jet to Ireland and eat it there, but maybe he had an appointment or something.
2006-09-13 08:43:43 PM  
I hope the guy got some on the side since he had to go that extra mile for some chick.

Speaking of which. I present to the Farkers, Heather Park

\I'd hit it
\\if I wasn't taken
\\\she'd understand, I hope.
2006-09-13 08:43:50 PM  
Sounds alot like the Lewis Grizzard thing about getting chili dogs from the Varsity delivered to him by his mistress.... ahhh the V.
2006-09-13 08:43:51 PM  
i like to have seafood from iowas shipped to me.
2006-09-13 08:44:30 PM  
Smart move, especially since there's no good curry to be had in New York.

/oh, wait...
2006-09-13 08:46:31 PM  
You should check out those pics of Lindsay Lohan's vag.

whatever you do for the love of god do NOT google those pictures.
2006-09-13 08:47:51 PM  
To be fair, I've had the best fried chicken sandwich in my life here in India

/Chicago Burger baby
//Still missing the elusive Hamburger
2006-09-13 08:48:34 PM  
And these people need tax cuts why? They don't take American Vacations, don't drive American cars, don't serve in the American forces and now they aren't eating American food.
2006-09-13 08:48:56 PM  
"At first I thought someone was messing us about but it turned out it wasn't a wind-up (joke),'' Arif Ahmed, one of the restaurant's owners, told The Times.

I love how even Australians have to translate British slang
2006-09-13 08:49:19 PM  
You should check out those pics of Lindsay Lohan's vag

Nice segway. It kinda looks like a 2 day old vindaloo
2006-09-13 08:50:02 PM  
Also - I agree w/ moerty.

I pay my housekeeper / cook about $60 / month. Best Indian food I've had, made to order. She's hot too!

/How do I go about asking if she'd be willing to take on one more... dury...
2006-09-13 08:51:22 PM  
I have the funniest wind-up I heard the other day but I forgot how it went.

2006-09-13 08:51:50 PM  
if my curry came out looking like lindsay lohan's vag i'd send it back, damn thing looks like it's been dead for months.
2006-09-13 08:52:26 PM  
I don't care about New York or anything that happens there.
2006-09-13 08:55:14 PM  
Howser: Nice segway.

Not everyone has ridden a Segway. :)
2006-09-13 08:55:39 PM  
He's a producer...she is a valued client...lunch for client/business meeting...instant tax deduction. I bet he can write off 100% of it plus get nailed by Miss Heather for being so cool.
2006-09-13 08:59:15 PM  
Who cares what he does with his money?
2006-09-13 08:59:17 PM  
I read a similar story a few years back but the grinning restaurant owner had the curry confiscated by US customs.

Ready for a follow up in a few days.
2006-09-13 08:59:36 PM  
This is apparently the woman he is flying it in for:
2006-09-13 09:10:12 PM  
Kind of reminds me of that one episode of M*A*S*H where Hawkeye has a crate of spareribs flown in from Chicago.
2006-09-13 09:12:30 PM  
I do not appreciate the submitter referring to my ex-girlfriend in such a manner.

/survived a bad relationship with a NY Snob
2006-09-13 09:13:45 PM  
Donald_McRonald: "You should check out those pics of Lindsay Lohan's vag."

I'd dip my naan in it.
2006-09-13 09:20:38 PM  
Unless the client is from Belfast...I don't understand.

It's also funny the number of comments from people who obviously didn't read TFA.
2006-09-13 09:20:50 PM  
asinine? snob?
pursuit of a good curry makes you a snob now? when I win lotto I'm headed straight for South Melbourne to hit Bedi's up for a butter chicken. submitter does not appreciate a good
ruby murray.
2006-09-13 09:26:46 PM  
Hell, if I had the money, I'd have an Arthur's steak flown in from NJ and an order of fried clams flown in from The Clam Shack in Kennebunkport.

/Don't forget the Big Alice's Rum Raisin ice cream.
//Just left the stoned cops thread, got munchies.
///Invisible Slashie!
2006-09-13 09:29:10 PM  
It's going to be frozen and microwaved? It's asinine because he's an idiot. $15,000 could fly the chef and his kitchen or the snob and his date.
2006-09-13 09:30:08 PM  
NY snob? private party? Stuff flown in to impress friends? Looks like Stuart from MadTV episodes to me. "Look what I can do!!!"
2006-09-13 09:32:19 PM  
Why not just fly oneself to Belfast for a fraction of the price? Also - Belfast, for curry? Why not send to, I don't know, India?
2006-09-13 09:34:51 PM  
andorob: Of all things that have disgusted me in life, this takes the shiat cake.

You should check out those pics of Lindsay Lohan's vag.

LMFAO! Owww...owww...grapenuts in the nasal passages, ow....
2006-09-13 09:48:34 PM  
I work in catering and if this was enough food for a party, it's not actually that bad of a price--people spend more money for stupid things at parties, so if it's really good food, it's not that extravagant. Hmmm, I had some great food when I was in Brazil......oh yeah, I'd have to cater for a month for the tab. Never mind.
2006-09-13 09:48:57 PM  
SithLord: Speaking of which. I present to the Farkers, Heather Park

I'd like to frolic in that Park.
2006-09-13 10:02:41 PM  
Ridiculous. There are plenty of great Indian restaurants here in NYC, and plenty of Indians to cook authentic food, too.

Ireland? Ireland?
2006-09-13 10:37:53 PM  
I pay my housekeeper / cook about $60 / month.

Ah, so you're a Saudi diplomat?
2006-09-13 10:42:23 PM

/'nuff said
2006-09-13 10:56:47 PM  
I love Indian food! The three sisters rock. Best thing is smoking the peace pipe in the teepee after dinner.
2006-09-13 11:06:22 PM  
The immorality of wasting $15,000 and having it not include drugs or prostitutes is incomprehensible to me.
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