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(Seattlest)   Remember that game "Mousetrap"? Apparently there's more than one way to play it. Which really doesn't describe this SFW article about porn   (seattlest.com) divider line 61
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2006-09-13 10:10:58 AM
Good thing it's not "Operation".


"....Remove wrenched ankle...."
 
2006-09-13 10:12:45 AM
umm is an article that contains the word "cumshot" really SFW?
 
2006-09-13 10:13:43 AM
I came once playing Twister.

And I was never again invited to a middle school sleepover.
 
2006-09-13 10:14:10 AM
if it's not, then neither is this thread anymore!
 
2006-09-13 10:14:54 AM
wow...via mousetrap? jeez. that's pretty weird. now i have a morbid curiousity to see how...have to hit up that guy selling bootlegs.
 
2006-09-13 10:15:30 AM
This is what's getting greenlit these days? Mousetrap cumshots and loose bolts.

Read the article twice, still don't get the point.
 
2006-09-13 10:15:49 AM
I prefer a little Pop-O-Matic bubble action, myself.
 
2006-09-13 10:17:58 AM
hee hee
 
2006-09-13 10:18:33 AM
I'm so glad I'm at home and not at work. The guys in IT would have busted me for this particular article. The SFW part in the headline really confused me.
 
2006-09-13 10:19:04 AM
Has anybody ever actually "played" Mousetrap?

I thought everyone else just set up the trap and made it go, like I did (without achieving orgasm, I should add).
 
2006-09-13 10:19:33 AM
Colonel Mustard did me in the library with the candlestick!
 
Rat
2006-09-13 10:19:38 AM
I cornfused.

©
 
2006-09-13 10:20:15 AM
BarkingPumpkin: I prefer a little Pop-O-Matic bubble action, myself.


Hungry, Hungry Hippos?
 
2006-09-13 10:20:45 AM
hello, i made "getting a leg up in porn". Would you people pay $5 for a dvd of it? cus i will gladly sell you one.
Posted by: LegUpMaker | September 10, 2006 10:22 PM


And a new Ingmar Bergman is born.
 
2006-09-13 10:20:56 AM
radiobiz - "umm is an article that contains the word "cumshot" really SFW?"
Caeldan - "if it's not, then neither is this thread anymore!"

Way to ruin the whole thread for everyone Radiobiz!
 
2006-09-13 10:21:09 AM
Lawdude
I came once playing Twister.

And I was never again invited to a middle school sleepover.


That's because you're supposed to stop doing those when you turn 40.
 
2006-09-13 10:22:37 AM
I just had an unfortunate mental image of getting off via Battling Tops. Mini rope-burns from the ripcord couldn't be fun.
 
2006-09-13 10:23:29 AM
You sucked my battleship!
 
2006-09-13 10:25:07 AM
So bacially, its a rube goldberg of jizz

/never thought id say that on fark
 
2006-09-13 10:29:41 AM
I'm masturbating IRONICALLY to art films because I'm a farking insufferable hipster scumbag.
 
2006-09-13 10:30:01 AM
Adman12: "Hungry, Hungry Hippos?"

Actually, I don't mind the larger ladies now and then at all.
 
2006-09-13 10:30:18 AM
What a useless article? WTF was it even trying to convey?
That is is completly normal to sit in a theater and watch porn with other adults?
 
2006-09-13 10:33:39 AM
antjaw25: What a useless article? WTF was it even trying to convey?
That is is completly normal to sit in a theater and watch porn with other adults?


No, that would be outside the norm. The norm is to interact with other adults while you watch porn in a theatre.

Damn freaks with their adult theatre non group sexing ways.

Kids I tell you.
 
2006-09-13 10:34:49 AM
dalton642

"radiobiz - "umm is an article that contains the word "cumshot" really SFW?"
Caeldan - "if it's not, then neither is this thread anymore!"

Way to ruin the whole thread for everyone Radiobiz!"



I'll take my punishment like a man... now where did I leave that mousetrap game?
 
2006-09-13 10:37:15 AM
WTF? can someone explain this article to me?
 
2006-09-13 10:47:05 AM
spelletrader: You sucked my battleship!


We won't even get into what the pervs are doing to poor old Ker Plunk. Let's just say a German gentleman is interested in the movie rights.
 
2006-09-13 10:54:01 AM
reverendfitty:

So bacially, its a rube goldberg of jizz

/never thought id say that on fark


So you thought you may have said that somewhere other than fark? Link, please.
 
2006-09-13 10:55:48 AM
comslave:

That's because you're supposed to stop doing those when you turn 40.

You're only as young as who you feel.
 
2006-09-13 10:57:23 AM
The ultimate goth-porn children's boardgame:
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/game/14346

Anyone remember this gem?
 
2006-09-13 10:57:33 AM
I gues its Chinese Checkers for those of you with the Asian fetish

//icky: sticky marbles
///double icky: missing marbles
 
2006-09-13 11:01:16 AM
DIAGONAL??? Very sneaky, sis.
 
2006-09-13 11:04:08 AM
If I had to liken my sexual experiences to a board game, it'd definitely be "Sorry!"
 
2006-09-13 11:04:21 AM
My childhood feels stained from playing, and loving, 'Pop The Pirate'.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tomy-7028-Pop-Up-Pirate/dp/B00000JICB

\Was so innocent.
\\Lacking the HTML skills
 
2006-09-13 11:06:34 AM
www.ataritimes.com
 
2006-09-13 11:06:58 AM
I knew it! Childrens board games will be responsible for the downfall of western civilization and morality.
On that note, I need three more people for a came of Connect Four.
 
2006-09-13 11:08:08 AM
came -> game
my Freudian slip is showing
 
2006-09-13 11:09:07 AM
Soupfist: If I had to liken my sexual experiences to a board game, it'd definitely be "Sorry!"

LOL!!!!
 
2006-09-13 11:10:08 AM
Ahhh, Superjoe, I can still hear that synthesized cat to this very day...
 
2006-09-13 11:13:48 AM
This is good news, mabye the wife will be willing to take Monopoly money instead of the real stuff.

Of course I'm more of an old school type of guy give me a couple of jump ropes and ping-pong padles and thats all I need.
 
2006-09-13 11:19:21 AM
kokomo61: Good thing it's not "Operation".

"I've just got to get this bone out"

/wacca wacca
 
2006-09-13 11:37:24 AM
So anybody here ever play Striptego?
 
2006-09-13 11:42:39 AM
How about a nice game of Ball Buster?
 
2006-09-13 11:53:57 AM
Anyone for a quick game of (poop)Chutes and Ladders?
 
2006-09-13 11:56:58 AM
Can someone post the text from the article, because I can't exactly open a web page with porn in the title here at work unless it's about the clerk in the snack shop at the Tukwila Costco (Yes, he actually wears a badge with his name, Porn, on it.)
 
2006-09-13 11:59:45 AM
Buttah fingahs!
 
2006-09-13 12:04:10 PM
I don't know about all this mousetrap stuff.

I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lolipops in my mouth.

/Boogie Nights
 
2006-09-13 12:20:14 PM
"Dont Wake Daddy..."

I feel wrong just typing that...Who knew kids games were so perverted...

/Whats the one with the cherries?
 
2006-09-13 12:48:47 PM
I doubt the URL is SFW.
 
2006-09-13 01:09:49 PM
Adman12

>>I just had an unfortunate mental image of getting off via Battling Tops. Mini rope-burns from the ripcord couldn't be fun.

Never tried using Battling Tops that way, but I can tell you it makes a a great drinking game.

/Don't drink and drive, kids.
 
2006-09-13 01:32:22 PM
I remember being in fifth grade and endlessly making fun of that Mr. Bucket game.

"He's Mr. Bucket,
shootin' balls out of his mouth..."

That was pretty much the real TV jingle for it. But we like to change the "B" in "bucket" to an f...
 
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