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(Sarasota Herald Tribune)   Florida dumbass calls in threat to local Air Force base to "see if the system works." Well, the security systems works   ( divider line
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2002-07-05 02:28:27 PM  
"Wollard was being held without rights pending a hearing, at which his defense attorney will be refused access. He is then to be transported to the local Anti-Terrorism interrogation facility, where he will never be heard from again. The man's family members, friends and neighbors were whisked off to death row just in case."
2002-07-05 02:31:23 PM  
google search for dumbass

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2002-07-05 02:32:23 PM  
2002-07-05 03:27:21 PM  
Florida, Again!
Need that tag boys!
2002-07-05 03:28:07 PM  
Reason #1,459 why we need a "FLORIDA" tag.
2002-07-05 03:28:32 PM  
Dumbass or Flori-dumbass?
2002-07-05 03:28:34 PM  
where o where is that Flori-Duh tag??
2002-07-05 03:29:02 PM  
The dumbass's dumbass. Don't bend over in the shower, boy!
2002-07-05 03:29:21 PM  
Florida = America's wang. I agree, we need a Flori-duh tag.
2002-07-05 03:29:49 PM  
His sphincter won't be working too well after a while.
2002-07-05 03:31:20 PM  
*sigh* i give up, we are dumbasses...

Wollard does not have a previous criminal history. If convicted, he could face up to a 15 years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
GOOD! That'll teach that farker. While he's in the shower at the state pen, i hope he remembers his "testing the system."
2002-07-05 03:33:56 PM  
I cast my vote in favor of a Florida tag. Will the powers that be hear our cry?
2002-07-05 03:34:02 PM  

looking for this one Johnz16 ?

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2002-07-05 03:35:11 PM  
why didn't he just walk into the cop shop with a gun?

2002-07-05 03:35:12 PM  
SO he sends the threat early Thursday and it takes until the afternoon to respond to it?
shiat you wuold think minutes, not hours to respond.
2002-07-05 03:35:34 PM  
The article read that he e-mailed the "test threat". How much do you wanna bet that his e-mail address ends in
2002-07-05 03:36:20 PM  
/me votes for "Flori-duh" tag too.
2002-07-05 03:36:48 PM  
Right on the Money Vegasj
2002-07-05 03:37:19 PM  

Feel free to take this opportunity to bash GW Bush because, of course, this would have never happened if Bush wasn't in office.

Damn, your rhetoric got tired about 6 months ago.
2002-07-05 03:37:31 PM  
07-05-02 03:35:34 PM Mutt
The article read that he e-mailed the "test threat". How much do you wanna bet that his e-mail address ends in

-farking funny....more smoke out of my nose.
2002-07-05 03:37:33 PM  
good to see my hometown newspaper representin' large on fark...

shouts out to the sarasota crew - siesta key click...

2002-07-05 03:39:07 PM  
vegasj - too redundant...
2002-07-05 03:39:36 PM  
Ban computers in florida !
2002-07-05 03:39:43 PM  
"Flori-duh" is my vote. Very appropriate tag. DREW! For the love of FARK!
2002-07-05 03:41:32 PM  
Add FLORIDA tag now!

Wipe hands on pants. Rinse, repeat.
2002-07-05 03:42:08 PM  
2002-07-05 03:42:44 PM  
2002-07-05 03:43:05 PM  
Most farking usless fact ever: Pentagon intelligence teams relayed the message to the Florida National Guard and Patrick Air Force Base by 1 p.m. - Ok; if you're giving us times then when the hell did he send the email? Just a random time, 1pm. Yey.
2002-07-05 03:43:11 PM  
2002-07-05 03:44:04 PM  
Wollard gets to find out if the prison system works just as well as security.
2002-07-05 03:44:09 PM  
Argh, I give up, I must be retarded. I have a "Flori-duh" tag in my profile, but the link doesn't show up here. Oh well.
2002-07-05 03:44:19 PM  
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2002-07-05 03:44:30 PM  
Flordian?? Floridian
2002-07-05 03:44:41 PM  
Somebody had to do it

2002-07-05 03:44:49 PM  
I posted my Flori-duh tag in the earlier Florida post today. For some reason Photo-islands-in-the-stream keeps blowing it up. Any ideas?
2002-07-05 03:46:28 PM  
For BadAndy23:

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2002-07-05 03:52:01 PM  
Now let's see if his ass works as a vagina
2002-07-05 03:52:29 PM  
Woohoo! Thanks, GooberMcFly.
2002-07-05 03:56:01 PM  
I just had to post this when I saw it, since I spent 27 long years in Rockledge. What a dumbass!!
2002-07-05 03:59:02 PM  
Makes me kinda sad to admit im moving to Florida next month. No avoiding it now, tuition's paid, Sarasota here I come....
2002-07-05 04:01:35 PM  
What an idiot. Now the feds will be spamming his e-mail address. Keep that address private!!!!

Use a "throw away" account at the local college where thousands use the same computer.

Dern' doofus.
2002-07-05 04:01:43 PM  
Or (without border):

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/learning something new everyday
2002-07-05 04:03:20 PM  

/back to the drawing board
2002-07-05 04:03:37 PM  
Christ almighty they sure do grow 'em dumb down there. Like Texas without the cowboy hats.
2002-07-05 04:09:45 PM  
07-05-02 03:52:01 PM ISeeYourDisease
Now let's see if his ass works as a vagina.

-now that got the 'ol snot out of the nose.
2002-07-05 04:13:10 PM  
As Ripley from "Aliens" would say:

"Did I.Q.'s drop sharply while I was away?"

and GooberMcFly: Keep it..As a Florida resident I approve.Nothing like laughing at your own foibles,I say. ;)
2002-07-05 04:14:51 PM  
Annex Florida!!!!!!
2002-07-05 04:20:26 PM  
FuzzBeast - Come on down. You'll like the beaches, at least!!
2002-07-05 04:24:24 PM  
I'm living in Rockledge now. I tell you, this article doesn't surprise me in the least. People here aren't the brightest bulbs on the old Christmas tree. Sometimes I think they purposely act dense just to get all us carpet baggers to leave the nice weather and go home.

Dreaming of the day I can afford to move back to Boston...
2002-07-05 04:26:24 PM  
This coming from a state where the populace can't even handle punching out holes on a voting ballot.

These people should not be allowed to operate any technology more advanced than a fig-leaf...
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