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(WBAL)   Man denied alcohol returns to store with a cocktail. Specifically, a Molotov cocktail   (thewbalchannel.com) divider line 32
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bobwoo
2006-09-12 05:30:09 PM
Looks like he found some alcohol after all, eh?

nyuk nyuk
 
FattyMatty
2006-09-12 05:34:11 PM
oh...

/not surprised by anything in Bmore
 
Spiffypants
2006-09-12 05:34:19 PM
Why would they be selling alcohol at a bomb store?
 
jasonmicron
2006-09-12 05:36:44 PM
I was wondering the same thing at first Spiffypants...

/seriously
 
whidbey [TotalFark]
2006-09-12 05:37:26 PM
He probably couldn't afford any of the bombs to blow the place up with, so he made his own.
 
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste
2006-09-12 05:46:10 PM
I guess he was tired of drinking gasoline.
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2006-09-12 05:48:36 PM
Sounds like a Fark party.
 
orrinbloquy
2006-09-12 06:41:34 PM
Hi, I'm Phil Rizzuto for The Bomb Store.
 
Solid State Vittles
2006-09-12 06:44:02 PM
If I'm denied buying a bomb, I'm coming back to the liquor store with a martini and they'll have hell to pay.
 
tick1111
2006-09-12 09:26:22 PM
hero tag?
 
rokpunk
2006-09-12 09:28:17 PM
ahhh Baltimore.

/believe
 
LegacyDL
2006-09-12 09:35:25 PM
You beat me to the punch rokpunk.

It seems that Chris Rock was right; it would take the military longer to take over Baltimore than they did with Iraq.
 
dettigersnw22
2006-09-12 09:36:45 PM
I once mistakenly called a molotov cocktail a gorbachev martini
 
flamingboard
2006-09-12 09:39:19 PM
kruschev wallbanger
 
Necrosis
2006-09-12 09:40:46 PM
The article doesn't say how much damage was done, but given the intelligence of this guy, probably not much.
 
Wild EEP
2006-09-12 09:55:38 PM
Sources say he went out with a bang.
 
Shrugging Atlas
2006-09-12 10:05:24 PM
I really didn't see any reason to get so hot under the collar.

/I suck
 
Greg Rebellion
2006-09-12 10:06:54 PM
Buy that man a beer!
 
Regnad Kcin
2006-09-12 10:10:13 PM
When the owner of the store asked for identification, police said the man became combative, began yelling obscenities, and spitting and hitting Plexiglas inside the store.

Yeah, that would piss anybody off; being asked for identification at a liquor store.

I want to see this guy at the airport. "Ticket?!? I don't need a motherfarking ticket, motherfarker..."
 
we_hates
2006-09-12 10:11:24 PM
Ah, alcohol. You'll always be that crazy biatch I know I'm better off without but still pine for.
 
Eggs McMuffin
2006-09-12 10:12:44 PM
GTA: Baltimore
 
Rich-Hobo
2006-09-12 11:03:19 PM
No wonder Baltimore was nuked in Sum of all Fears


\...or was it another city???
\\should be nuked anyways
 
Pesky_Humans [TotalFark]
2006-09-12 11:19:39 PM
...that's a nice headline subby.
 
Phil Moskowitz
2006-09-12 11:21:31 PM
I always wondered why kliment voroshilov drank myself.
 
atcomm1
2006-09-12 11:27:40 PM
we_hates, I think I know that girl and I'm pretty sure alcohol causes less trouble
 
polecat_bastard
2006-09-12 11:49:47 PM
you know, that's halfway to clever, him doing that.
 
moosen
2006-09-13 12:13:47 AM
CHEERS.
 
moosen
2006-09-13 12:16:02 AM
we_hates: Ah, alcohol. You'll always be that crazy biatch I know I'm better off without but still pine for.

i think that's a statement we can all drink to.
 
MolitovCocktease
2006-09-13 12:58:06 AM
Yer lucky I didn't come along with it.
 
ReverendBeer
2006-09-13 08:05:25 AM
i5.photobucket.com
 
jak1357
2006-09-13 09:41:38 AM
from the article, it doesnt even really appear the guy ever even lite the darn thing?
 
snarkaholic
2006-09-13 10:40:57 AM
Bad article. Doesn't say if was lit, and if it was, useless without surveillance photos of the store going up in one big firey cinder.
 
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