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(Some Guy)   "State officials narrowed down the source of the fecal matter..."   (mlive.com) divider line 32
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real shaman
2006-09-12 06:24:51 PM
If they did that, would it be a "Tight ass?"
 
BloodFart
2006-09-12 06:56:05 PM
Does this mean Dave Matthews is on tour again?

/Didn't RTFA
 
muninsfire
2006-09-12 06:57:34 PM
Let me guess: It came from the mouth of a politician.

Any politician. Republicrat, Democan, whatever.
 
coma
2006-09-12 06:57:34 PM
www.aenemated.com
 
ezra000
2006-09-12 06:58:37 PM
Wow that stinks.

/sorry
 
schemist
2006-09-12 06:58:49 PM
"The state now says a fish kill that wiped out as many as 2,000 brown trout in Tyler Creek was caused by heavy concentrations of fecal matter."

Gold, Jerry, Gold.
 
bean4554
2006-09-12 07:03:20 PM
So Im assuming the mods are drunk?
 
the_gospel_of_thomas
2006-09-12 07:05:07 PM
*searches for the animated gif of the dancing 'poop thread' ..... thing.*
 
muninsfire
2006-09-12 07:06:16 PM
the_gospel_of_thomas: *searches for the animated gif of the dancing 'poop thread' ..... thing.*

Heheheheh.....tgot said "poop"
 
Robo Beat
2006-09-12 07:06:30 PM
Hint:

It was a butthole.
 
Balchinian
2006-09-12 07:09:34 PM
Typical MDNR backpedal. Watch in the near future for similar tactics regarding our cougar population.

/Brown trout...love it!
 
poorjon
2006-09-12 07:11:34 PM
The state now says a fish kill that wiped out as many as 2,000 brown trout in Tyler Creek.

It also appears that several thousand BabyRuths were found floating in the creek as well.
 
Burrito Grande
2006-09-12 07:12:01 PM
Brown fecal trout

/gone fishin'
 
NeverDrunk23
2006-09-12 07:12:28 PM
Of course politicians know where the source of fecal matter is.
They usually have their head up their asses most of the day.

/Rimshot
 
HogWhitman
2006-09-12 07:19:37 PM
Coma: Thank you. I've been trying to essplain to wifey what the Buttsecks Owl was, and she thought I was just faking being crazy. Now she'll know for sure.

wiped out ~~ brown trout

agreed

i65.photobucket.com
 
Pakster
2006-09-12 07:22:05 PM
UFIA gone bad?
 
Mr. Fuzzypaws [TotalFark]
2006-09-12 07:25:42 PM
img507.imageshack.us
 
bongmiester [TotalFark]
2006-09-12 07:33:42 PM
UFIA gone bad?

depends on your goals i guess
 
redbo
2006-09-12 07:38:39 PM
The state now says a fish kill that wiped out as many as 2,000 brown trout... ...The state estimated damages at $100,000.

Fish are going for $50 a pop these days? I should get into the fish hatchin' business.
 
MtLebanonBalogna
2006-09-12 07:43:17 PM
Meeeeeeee-chigan!
 
arethusa
2006-09-12 07:52:19 PM
Did somebody say poop?

aycu20.webshots.com

For me to poop on!
 
brutalentropy
2006-09-12 07:58:23 PM
Hey Robo Beat:

How do you know it wasn't a cloaca?

/damn bird haters...
 
scalarjack
2006-09-12 08:10:36 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
Howdy-Ho
 
xltech
2006-09-12 08:12:24 PM
That was a crappy story!

/ somebody had to say it
 
whitetrashcompactor
2006-09-12 08:17:42 PM
Let me guess- they found it in a female student's laundry basket and it belonged to Najeh Davenport?
 
Robo Beat
2006-09-12 08:25:09 PM
brutalentropy: How do you know it wasn't a cloaca?

You say cloaca, I say corn-spout.

/yuk
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2006-09-12 08:57:53 PM
 
RoninBK
2006-09-12 09:27:52 PM
Wouldn't the source of the feces be the cow?

/that was served at McDonald's
//yes, I know I'm overreaching...
 
cheeseburgerinparadise
2006-09-12 10:36:24 PM
HOLY CRAP!
 
clevershark
2006-09-12 10:53:33 PM
Funny, I always thought that "brown trout" was just a euphemism for, er, fecal matter.
 
cc_rider [TotalFark]
2006-09-13 02:27:11 AM
i28.photobucket.com

first thing that comes to mind
 
MBooda
2006-09-13 09:57:17 AM
It's no big deal.
www.carlspackler.com
 
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