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		Japanese women buy electric tootbrush, don't use it for brushing teeth (mdn.mainichi.co.jp)		134
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Kylie		2002-07-05 10:11:30 AM

Freaks!

I use my sonic care toothbrush only to brush my teeth, I SWEAR!

meshman		2002-07-05 10:49:03 AM

Coming from a country where some people find eating shiat erotic, I'm not surprised.

metalstill		2002-07-05 11:36:12 AM

I had just started to diddle away at myself

that phrase made me spit my coffee out LMAO

ChewbaccaX		2002-07-05 11:47:52 AM

"I bought some gym equipment from a TV shopping channel, but didn't realize it was for Americans," a 30-year-old banker says. "I'm only 165 centimeters tall and I couldn't reach up to grab the bars."

That's just too funny.

Also, anybody notice the article on the left?

"Everybody loved Mayumi -- except a knife-wielding madman"
Well, duh.

SLAYERSWINE		2002-07-05 03:00:39 PM

Maybe the guys that go down on them have bad dental hygeine?

ArizonaBay		2002-07-05 03:00:42 PM

Damn. I hope the stereotype of the horny Japanese woman never goes away. 'Cept for all that... scat... stuff... bleh.

metalstill		2002-07-05 03:01:01 PM

aaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkk slayer ROFLMAO

Ironbar		2002-07-05 03:01:42 PM

Bzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz.

Crakmine		2002-07-05 03:02:36 PM

"TV shopping products
put to bizzzzarre uses"

I dunno, its not that bizarre, I mean, I doubt it deserves that many z's I mean, really its probably in the 10 most common other uses for an electric toothbrush other than the few inital given ones, ok, maybe not 10, but lets say um, 25.

KazamaSmokers		2002-07-05 03:02:43 PM

Two words: Flow. Bee.

macdabomb		2002-07-05 03:02:51 PM

Needs OBVIOUS tag.

whydontyoucryaboutit		2002-07-05 03:03:39 PM

I GIS'd for 'toothbrush' and found this on the first page.....im gonna go kill myself now...

Americore		2002-07-05 03:04:34 PM

yeah i find the little blurbs on the right funny too:

Aera (7/8) introduces an aspiring boxer from Okinawa with one leg who hopes to turn pro.

whydontyoucryaboutit		2002-07-05 03:05:02 PM

Damn server reset...

rifter		2002-07-05 03:05:13 PM

'electronic ear cleaner '???? What kinda ear wax problem do they have?~?

RalphNader		2002-07-05 03:05:45 PM

I'm sure alot of women use any vibrating objects they can if they really feel the urge. Toothbrushes, weight loss belts, vibrating seat covers, blenders, small, nervous dogs...

Todd300		2002-07-05 03:05:59 PM

"Everybody loved Mayumi -- except a knife-wielding madman"

I burst out laughing when I read this. My co-workers now know for a fact I'm insane.

*Packs for hell

whydontyoucryaboutit		2002-07-05 03:06:08 PM

Well crap, ....mods, kill my posts

Millay		2002-07-05 03:06:29 PM

Beautiful_Testes		2002-07-05 03:06:49 PM

Ticker		2002-07-05 03:07:08 PM

07-05-02 03:05:45 PM RalphNader
I'm sure alot of women use any vibrating objects they can if they really feel the urge. Toothbrushes, weight loss belts, vibrating seat covers, blenders, small, nervous dogs...

LMAO...I now have raspberry iced tea all over my monitor thankyouverymuch. :)

VisualizeWS		2002-07-05 03:07:08 PM

You can't go wrong with an article that uses the word 'harridan'.

StrikitRich		2002-07-05 03:08:45 PM

-"I bought two vibrating diet belts. Of course I bought them to lose weight, but I realized that if I strapped them over my private parts, it felt unbelievably good. Recently, I've forgotten all about my diet," a 37-year-old woman says. "Instead of attaching the belt horizontally, I stick it on vertically, between my legs. Then I check out all the young guys at work and think about all the nasty things I'd like to do with them."-

LMFAO - Actually, this could give those poor souls in Alabama some hope.

RalphNader		2002-07-05 03:08:48 PM

At least it was Raspberry, Ticker. :P

namkraf		2002-07-05 03:09:03 PM

I don't get it!

farkaddicted		2002-07-05 03:09:19 PM

Well, they might as well use the sonic toothbrushes for something because the nasty little creatures sure don't brush their teeth!!!!

farkeater		2002-07-05 03:09:31 PM

"I bought two vibrating diet belts. Of course I bought them to lose weight, but I realized that if I strapped them over my private parts, it felt unbelievably good. Recently, I've forgotten all about my diet," a 37-year-old woman says. "Instead of attaching the belt horizontally, I stick it on vertically, between my legs. Then I check out all the young guys at work and think about all the nasty things I'd like to do with them."

I bet that belt smells really nice now.

metalstill		2002-07-05 03:09:34 PM

ruff ruff

RalphNader		2002-07-05 03:10:34 PM

Metalstill, Thanks for illustrating my point.

And I Laughed my Farking ass off at that...

bradth27		2002-07-05 03:10:47 PM

What the hell kind of news is this? On the left, further down, is this story.
"Fast food sends schoolgirls into sexual feeding frenzy"

shiat, I'm going to McDonalds for lunch.

Ticker		2002-07-05 03:10:52 PM

Ralph: True...very true...

farkeater		2002-07-05 03:10:54 PM

Hey Kylie!

Woodchipper		2002-07-05 03:11:09 PM

never trust anything that shivers when warm

/smalldogs

Millay		2002-07-05 03:11:16 PM

StrikitRich:

I work in a law library, and today I came across an entire law review article from the University of Alabama on the constitutionality of banning vibrators. I laughed. Hard.

RalphNader		2002-07-05 03:11:23 PM

*is still laughing*

And it looks so happy!

volcano		2002-07-05 03:11:54 PM

How about that tubgirl pic. Yuk

AmyJK		2002-07-05 03:13:37 PM

Oh come on people!!! You cant tell me you honestly think all the "massagers" they sell at your local department store were intended for your shoulders and such....just look at how some of them are shaped!! You know some women just are not comfortable enough to walk into the local sex toy shop and well, shop!

metalstill		2002-07-05 03:14:19 PM

only happy to accomodate ralph and im LMAO too

Apparent Nuisance		2002-07-05 03:14:23 PM

Sure, ban the vibrating dildos, the market for the phallic shaped, high voltage toothbrushes will boom.

Outlaw_Rudy		2002-07-05 03:14:33 PM

on the right side:

Weekly Playboy (7/16) provides hints on how to seduce girls using hypnosis.

Excellent...

Spanky_Coltraine		2002-07-05 03:15:20 PM

I once saw a product called NADZ on tv. I got it and it was these stupid strips with some glue stuff. I was really confused but I put it on my nadz anyway and it hurt like hell!! It took all the hair off them and now I got a couble of hard boiled eggs down there.
Got me off though...

Spanky_Coltraine		2002-07-05 03:16:52 PM

AMYJK: "Honey my back is killing me, can I borrow that big rubber dick to massage it?"

mr_entropy		2002-07-05 03:17:38 PM

Not

?
:)

RalphNader		2002-07-05 03:18:21 PM

Spanky

I have the urge to throw a rabid, baby koalla at your face... I don't know why...

Forsythe P. Jones		2002-07-05 03:19:21 PM

More than half the sidebar articles are sex-related:

"Lesbians finger media over bum rap"

Maybe not,but those wacky Japanese sure have a way with words!

51		2002-07-05 03:19:40 PM

"I bought some gym equipment from a TV shopping channel, but didn't realize it was for Americans," a 30-year-old banker says. "I'm only 165 centimeters tall and I couldn't reach up to grab the bars."

What kind of bars can't they reach at 5'4" ?

DasCoop		2002-07-05 03:20:40 PM

If they are so horny they need to use toothbrushes, they should just fly me over there. I'd take care of the situation.

Ironbar		2002-07-05 03:22:37 PM

07-05-02 03:16:52 PM Spanky_Coltraine
AMYJK: "Honey my back is killing me, can I borrow that big rubber dick to massage it?"

I was in Spencer's Gifts about 10 years ago with a good friend of mine who happens to be a little on the naive side.

He was looking at an 8" vibrator that was labeled as a "muscle massager". After a few minutes he asks me: "I've been looking at this thing and reading the box, and I can't figure out which muscles this thing massages".

I was laughing so hard I almost pissed myself.