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2006-09-10 10:57:25 PM
Oh yeah? Well screeeewww yoouuuuuu Al Qaeda.
 
2006-09-10 10:57:33 PM
Hahaha -- insert anti-Muslim / anti-Iraqi / anti-Arab / pro-Bush flame here.
 
2006-09-10 10:58:08 PM
Now insert witty-but-flawed response to flame here.
 
2006-09-10 10:58:43 PM
Finally, insert amazingly-awesome comeback here.
 
2006-09-10 10:59:42 PM
shiats blowin up tomorrow? nice
 
2006-09-10 11:00:06 PM
Three times?
 
2006-09-10 11:02:28 PM
Hey Al Qaeda,

www.zoomnet.net
 
2006-09-10 11:05:10 PM
I wouldn't be too sure of myself if I were this guy. We've eliminated what, like ten al-qaeda #2's now?
 
2006-09-10 11:05:34 PM
See? No one has forgotten, its nice of them to remember, you know, after the first couple years it can start to get stale and a forgotten anniversary... well... that's just a recipe for a fight.

I wonder what they got us? I hope it was something nice.
 
2006-09-10 11:05:38 PM
Suck it Al Qaeda. Suck it long and suck it hard.
 
2006-09-10 11:05:46 PM
Glass parking lot!11111111one

\'cause somebody was gonna say it
\\yes, it is still stupid, your point being?
 
2006-09-10 11:08:57 PM
Insert this is not a newsflash comment here.

oh...
 
2006-09-10 11:09:15 PM
Pacifcace: I wonder what they got us? I hope it was something nice.

Read between the lines:
"The days are pregnant and giving birth to new events, with Allah's permission and guidance," Zawahiri says


Guess what symbol showed up on the pee-stick?
 
2006-09-10 11:09:46 PM
I hope it comes with a glass dragon!
 
2006-09-10 11:10:36 PM
awwwww...that's nice. Huh ?
 
2006-09-10 11:14:45 PM
what the fark is that on his forehead a target?
 
2006-09-10 11:16:35 PM
Last One Left: Guess what symbol showed up on the pee-stick?

Oh crap, we're going to be socio-political fathers! But... but... we aren't ready! Look at what we did to Iraq, that kid is never going to turn out right, do you really think we can do better this time?
 
2006-09-10 11:18:21 PM
am i the only one who got really, really nervous when he said 'pregnant?'
 
2006-09-10 11:19:13 PM
I think the gift for 5 years is glass. Luckily you live near a ton of sand.
 
2006-09-10 11:21:44 PM
The video appeared on the Web site for Al-Sahab, the terror network's production company

W
T
F?

Production company?? Hell, send 'em Liza Minelli and be done with it.
 
2006-09-10 11:29:31 PM
Sweater Girl: Hell, send 'em Liza Minelli and be done with it.

lmao
 
2006-09-10 11:30:40 PM
Suck it Zawahiri.
 
2006-09-10 11:33:04 PM
rubbing salt into wounds that are still in the process of healing is not a good idea.

/all of my love and respect goes out to the NYC TFers/TFettes...take care you guys.
 
2006-09-10 11:33:20 PM
it isn't their MO to attack on such an obvious date.

tomorrow will only bring 800 million tribute threads.
 
2006-09-10 11:36:13 PM
Sweater Girl: Production company?? Hell, send 'em Liza Minelli and be done with it.

you listen to her? are you the ghey? :-P
 
2006-09-10 11:37:17 PM
/poors out some liquor for the 10s of thousands who have died because of United Stadien violence.
 
2006-09-10 11:39:50 PM
jasonl6010

That's alcohol abuse. Light a candle or something.
 
2006-09-10 11:48:05 PM
return to sender. with acid bomb attatched.
 
2006-09-10 11:53:05 PM
"And the days are pregnant and giving birth to new events, with Allah's permission and guidance."

I wonder if that's code for "somebody set us up the bomb". Otherwise, that's some pretty messed up phraseology there, dude.

Maybe all this is about is that their Mommy didn't breast feed them when they were wee tots.
 
2006-09-11 12:03:06 AM
"And the days are pregnant and giving birth to new events, with Allah's permission and guidance."

Hot damn, that Allah is such an asshole.
 
2006-09-11 12:04:21 AM
"Help me GOP, you're my only hope"
 
2006-09-11 12:08:14 AM
ChewbaccaJones: I think the gift for 5 years is glass.

Wood.
But I guess that does go along with the strategic use of "pregnant" and the like.

/heh. wood.
 
2006-09-11 12:23:50 AM
It is more than an hour long and is subtitled in English, with a short section of highlights at the start of the video.


"And tonight on a very special episode of Death to the Great Satan..."
 
2006-09-11 12:31:32 AM
Wait...al Qaeda is taking credit for 9/11....I thought it was a Bush conspiracy.

/that's what I've read here recently, anyways.
 
2006-09-11 12:38:38 AM
BladBoy: \'cause somebody was gonna say it
\\yes, it is still stupid, your point being?


It's no good unless you play it first.

i3.photobucket.com

Sweater Girl: Production company?? Hell, send 'em Liza Minelli and be done with it.

They have job postings and stuff on some of their affiliated websites. I'm not kidding. The guy who is in charge of the video's and appearences and stuff is their current Minister of Information. They also just got blue screen tech, so they can use better graphics in their videos.
 
2006-09-11 12:39:39 AM
An Egyptian-born doctor from a prominent family, al-Zawahiri is al Qaeda's second in command and is thought to be bin Laden's personal physician.

I wonder if he gave Osama a prostate exam recently...
 
2006-09-11 12:43:25 AM
Why do US news sites never link to the text of these things? I want to read it for myself. I don't want some newsroom editing what I get to read of these statements. I'm a big boy, I can read the text and make my own decisions about it.
 
2006-09-11 01:12:47 AM
They also just got blue screen tech, so they can use better graphics in their videos.

That's it.
The next time someone accuses Nickelback of selling out, I'm linking this thread.

And yeah log, the clips at the beginning are a nice touch. However they should start thinking more globally and hold footage until they want to release the director's cut DVD around holiday season.

All kidding aside, insane. Insane and stupid.
 
2006-09-11 01:18:08 AM
I wonder if he caught the fictional depiction on ABC tonight?

They are probably laughing their asses off at our expense!
 
2006-09-11 01:27:50 AM
Sweater Girl: and hold footage until they want to release the director's cut DVD around holiday season.

I would LOVE to see the director commentary.

"And here we tried to show our hatered of the west.....and here our goal was to show our hatered of Israel...Omar fell down during our first take of this scene. He's dead now"


/good to see you again!
 
2006-09-11 01:35:12 AM
You mean Dick Cheney, the Neo-cons and the CIA releases a "Happy Anniversary" 9/11 tape.
 
2006-09-11 02:06:42 AM
i say we all get naked, and have a giant nation-wide orgy

all out in the middle of the streets and shiat. we'll show the islamic facists who is without god!
 
2006-09-11 02:06:54 AM
log_jammin: I would LOVE to see the director commentary.


This was shot after Osama lost the rest of his change in the vending machine outside. When he got back into the studio - he was angry - bristling with an intensity we hadn't seen since one of his ex-wives did an interview with Nancy Grace on Fox. We thought it would be best to just shoot it raw - let him talk out his mood, then Useph shot the vending machine to pieces and retrieved Osama's bag of Cheetos. He was still electric with righteous fury, but as no one could get the greasy orange dust out of his beard in editing, we ended up going with the later take, instead. You can see the first take in the 'deleted scenes' on Disc 2.
 
2006-09-11 02:09:51 AM
OMG what were the odds?
 
2006-09-11 02:10:21 AM
Quick, bomb iraq some more and get these guys!!!

/they might be up to something...
 
2006-09-11 02:11:08 AM
I can't find the website for as sahab. Stupid google is worthless and of course these news stories never link.
 
2006-09-11 02:11:08 AM
Is it on YouTube yet? 'Cause if they truly wanted to reach a broad audience, that would be the way to do it.

Silly fools.
 
2006-09-11 02:12:22 AM
www.overspun.com
 
2006-09-11 02:13:05 AM
safeinsane

Is it on YouTube yet? 'Cause if they truly wanted to reach a broad audience, that would be the way to do it.

Silly fools.


That's what I have always said. If the terrorists were really smart, they could do a lot more damage.
 
2006-09-11 02:15:00 AM
Ouroboros0427

What about just regular farkers and farkettes from NYC? You don't give two shiats about them? You elitist asshole.

/kidding guys
 
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