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(Contact Music)   Billy Joel's daughter writes angry song about cheating stepfather. Sing us a song, you're the piano girl   (contactmusic.com) divider line 19
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2006-09-08 04:53:12 PM  
Ho Chi Min, Berlin, fake poo in the ice bin,
Attilla the Hun, chosen one, two patties on a sesame seed bun
Jabberjaw, cole slaw, wish you kept boning ma
Rice paddy, I'm mad he, pleasured himself with a tea caddy

Daddy tuck your winky away

WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY!?!?
 
2006-09-08 05:45:02 PM  
Bravo, brap.
 
2006-09-08 07:28:27 PM  
She'd be so hot, except she has Lisa Marie Syndrome: Having daddy's eyes to the point that it's CREEPY.
 
2006-09-08 07:39:56 PM  
Maybe she'll write a song about how the Long Island Police Department keeps covering up for Daddy when he crashes his car while hammered.
 
2006-09-08 07:51:04 PM  
myspace-134.vo.llnwd.net

I'd bang the bottom out of it.
 
2006-09-08 07:56:02 PM  
I see she has Billy's bug eyes.
 
2006-09-08 08:07:15 PM  
Did the piano man get totally pw3nd by his own daughter or what?
 
2006-09-08 08:43:52 PM  
In case people are having difficulty reading the headline, let alone the article, the song is about her stepfather, not Billy Joel.
 
2006-09-08 09:16:15 PM  
She's got a lot of early Joel in her sound , too. If you google her, first thing you'll find is her MySpace page, which has like 5 of her songs. Not bad!
 
2006-09-09 12:00:00 AM  
Get your OWN career, sheep-tart # 13492929132939
 
2006-09-09 12:31:20 AM  
Your dad is Billy Joel, your mom is Christie Brinkley.

How much does it suck to get Billy Joel's looks?!
 
2006-09-09 02:35:23 AM  
Anyone else think it's hilarious to complain about your mother being cheated on when mom's probably already begun auditioning for husband #5?
 
2006-09-09 02:39:05 AM  
Larf
 
2006-09-09 08:07:13 AM  
LessO2 [TotalFark]

Your dad is Billy Joel, your mom is Christie Brinkley.

How much does it suck to get Billy Joel's looks?!


You took the words right out of my mouth.

Let's at least hope she didn't get her mom's musical talent.
 
2006-09-09 08:41:22 AM  
I wouldn't hit that with Bea Arthur's weiner.

/old and not original
//still funny
 
2006-09-09 08:48:35 AM  
Raindogday
Maybe she'll write a song about how the Long Island Police Department keeps covering up for Daddy when he crashes his car while hammered.

wow, I'm from glen cove originally, and I had *no* idea the entire island had its own police department. interesting.
 
2006-09-09 11:04:35 AM  
Everyone's making fun of her looks. You know what they say about Glass Houses...
/It's a kickarse record.
 
2006-09-09 07:38:43 PM  
She's cute enough, but every single downstate school in the SUNY system has about 900 girls that look a lot like her and have that paint-peeling Lawn Guyland accent.

Which by itself can be a deal-breaker; nothing throws off a guy's game more than hearing oh-my-GAWWWD during foreplay.
 
2006-09-10 02:08:22 AM  
Kind of like trying to do Fran Dresher and hearing her voice the whole time.

I guess that's all I came here to say.
 
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