You SUCK!

Miami at Pittsburgh - 8:30 p.m.

The Steelers won the Super Bowl last year, but their starting QB has spent most of the off-season at the ICU. Also, everyone seems to love the Dolphins this season. Miami by 13.

Looks like they started off like a champ.

Eagles.
Pats.
Jags.

So Fark is now greenlighting every random bloggers picks for this week?

D'oh!!1 O fer 1.

Detroit over Seattle?

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Dumb

Yeah, starting off with a BANG there.. Genius.

Arizona?? Making Noise this year?? Picked to win??

haha Miami by 13 that guy is going places

amoricanCrowe: Detroit over Seattle?

BWA-HA-HA-HA-


Yeah, Seattle isn't going to start losing big-time until Shaun Alexander gets hurt (which will happen).

FTFA: Brett Favre gets injured, and the Bears' defense scores more points than their offense. Chicago by 15.

"An' whaddif dey had Ditka?"

"Bearss by two hunnerd an' forty-tree."

cheesedog1: Arizona?? Making Noise this year??

"Ya hear that giant suckin' sound?"

The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area.

If I go 8-8, I'll be pleased.

...and statistically, a monkey throwing feces at a pick-sheet could achieve the same accuracy.

root88

As I mentioned yesterday, Shaun Alexander has missed exactly zero games in his six year career due to injury.

Jus' sayin'

root88 speaketh of the Madden Curse...

I'm taking Detroit over Seattle as the upset game of the week. Seattle is going in over confident and Detroit is the most prepared they have been in over 10 years. AND Detroit has this weird habit of beating the one team they shouldn't even if it is the only win the whole year.

\plus I am so sick of cry baby Seattle fans it is almost making me dislike the team.

This guy wouldn't know his asshole from the grand canyon. and neither do I!

wow...this guy is a moran.

He obviously works at a sportsbook

the bills are beating the patriots this weekend. you heard it here first.

I pick the Steelers by 11 over Miami.

Does this guy know anything about football? He picks a bunch of teams to win by 28 points, or 31 points, or "Win big." A majority of NFL games are decided by less than 7 points, and a large number by less than 3.

And his picks farking blow. Why would he be happy to go 8-8? When you make picks straight up you can just pick the favorite every time and go at least 11-5.

I too shall declare this man an idiot without making any picks of my own.

No here are my picks.

/Carolina by 21
/Tampa by 7
/New England by 30
/Cincinatti by 17
/Denver by 21
/New Orleans by 8
/Tennessee by 10
/Philly by 28
/Seattle by 17
/Chicago by 21
/Dallas by 2
/Arizona by 21
/Giants by 3
/Skins by 17
/Chargers by 30

spacechicken /Tennessee by 10

您是喷气机将击败 Titans 的一个该死的蠢货
Titans 是一个可怕的队当喷气机几乎是锁赢大赛在季节的结尾

My picks:

Fins v. Stillers: Even without Ben, they're still the champs. Stillers by, oh, let's say 11.

Ratbirds v. those other Bucs: You'd think a defensive struggle would be in the offing. But I think someone's gonna rack up some points, and I think it's gonna be against the D that looks older. And that D is Tampa Bay's. Ratties by 10.

Ain'ts v. BROWNIES, BABY!!!: Sure, Reggie Bush will get 120 and 2. But Kellen Winslow will get 180 and 3. Brownies by a TD.

Flaxons v. Punters: Good matchup. Steve Smith on the shelf, Keyshawn not as young as he once was, Proehl not giving me that smooth shine I had when I was a young'n...Vick's got weapons, and the Falcs have the game. Atlanta by 4.

Seaturds v. Loins: The loser in the Stupor Bowl always has a letdown. Seattle will have it. Just not this weak. Seabuzzards by three FG's.

Iggles v. DATs: Freed from TO and facing the worst team in football last year, the line is not how much the Iggles win by, it's whether their win margin will exceed Carr's sack total. I say the over. Iggles by 10, Carr sacked 8 times.

JFK Jr.'s vs. Boobies: Both teams are sinking faster than the Titanic. The only good point about either team is that you can mispronounce Titans and snicker. Boobies by 3.

Bungles v. Chefs: Both have offenses. Only the Bungles have a defense. In fact, they have at least four defenses, backed up by some of the best attorneys in the nation! Har. Bungles by 13.

Bongos v. Rums: Same as above, except I'm not sure which team has the defense. I mean, is it better to have no D, or a D comprised nearly entirely of Brownie rejects? I mean, if you can't make MY team... Anyhoo, Rums turf it out by 7.

Patsies v. the Dollar: The dollar's running low, but Patsy don't know how to invest. The Dollars in the upset by 5.

Ja-GUARRRRRRRRRS v. TO: I mean, really, is there really anyone else on the Cowboys? I think you'd've heard of some of those guys by now. GUARRRRRRRS by 11.

Daburs v. Weeners: Once again, a name you can mispronounce and Boobiester about...but this time, Daburs have Fav-ra's number. Daburs by two hunnert an' forty-tree, even widdout Ditka.

69'ers v. Turdinals: Both teams stink. Turdinals by the hometown point.

Clots v. Gnats: Manning v. Manning. Tiki v. Dominic. Amani v. Marvin. Hey, wait...when did both offenses get on the field at the same time? Clots by the age difference.

Politically Correct name for Indians v. Politically correct name for Nordic Explorers: This game is so interior designer. African-American, please. I wouldn't watch this game in a tanked-muscle shirt while eating Caucasians and smoking a homosexual. PC name for Indians by an arbitrary amount large enough to remove all doubt, but small enough not to hurt any feelings.

Cloggers v. Roiders: Who cares? They're west coast teams.

Last week I went 16-0 to put my season record at 0-0.

The guy from the NY Daily News picked the Lions too, in a shootout. I know they have Martz now, but I don't know if Detroit's going to be an offensive powerhouse from the get-go.

Got my tix to the Manning bowl! Go Big Blue!

GimpyNip

spacechicken /Tennessee by 10

您是喷气机将击败 Titans 的一个该死的蠢货
Titans 是一个可怕的队当喷气机几乎是锁赢大赛在季节的结尾


Does this say that i will be the idiot when the jets defeat the titans and win the super bowl?

This is what the translator gave me. (Chinese to engrish)

You will be the jet aircraft defeat idiot Titans which Titans will be supposed
to die will be a fearful team when the jet aircraft will be nearly the lock wins the big game in the season ending

well if that's what is says then my response is

噴氣機將完成4-12吮它!

Detroits worse than they were last year.
I dont care what you say.

GimpyNip

You in Beijing? Wanna go watch the 1:00 games at 1am on Monday? I'll buy first round.

/1am football games is close to the worst part of living in China
//Thank Mao I don't work on Mondays.

I'm 5-5 so far...so maybe I do suck!

But these "experts" aren't doing any better...