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2467 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jul 2002 at 12:01 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-07-04 12:23:22 AM  
07-04-02 12:19:37 AM

I'm in kentucky... we are central time...

I'm pretty certain that only part of KY is in central, correct me if I'm wrong (You'll need evidence...)
2002-07-04 12:25:20 AM  
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Cheers, everyone :)
2002-07-04 12:25:28 AM  
2002-07-04 12:25:49 AM  
Yup, I was right, only half of Kentucky is in Central.
2002-07-04 12:26:05 AM  
SLAYERSWINE: You, too. I'm grilling burgers for about a dozen people.
2002-07-04 12:26:05 AM  
Somethin gonna get blown up today. Good thing I'm in Canada.
2002-07-04 12:26:59 AM  
EQ- get em a subscription to totalfark!
2002-07-04 12:27:16 AM  
dun dun dun dun dun dah dun dah da duh duh
Happy Farking 4th everybody!

Farking Hurray!!!!

...ugh time to sleep....
2002-07-04 12:27:27 AM  
Nutsack: Nice with the baiting. I believe Parisian frogs give the French a bad rap. I have found the rest of the French very pleasant. I would compare the citizens of Paris to New Yorkers. You had better know what you want, and speak the language, in both cities or you are going to take a bunch of shiat. It is part of the flavor of these places.

As far as the Nazi thing goes, you may hate and murder Jews and homos and blacks and whoever, but Americans don't. The only thing we have in common with the Nazis is beer and Volkswagons. Plus, I personally like chicks in uniform, but that's a whole other thread.
2002-07-04 12:29:24 AM  
where was the happy canada day for all us canadian farkers?

ahh well screw it we can combine the two.. right? right?
2002-07-04 12:29:38 AM  
How can you say that America is better than German NAZI supermen superiors, Dr. Learned?
2002-07-04 12:31:15 AM  
Happy 4th everyone!
2002-07-04 12:31:33 AM  
Well, technically, I didn't say we were superior.......
2002-07-04 12:31:52 AM  
I try next post at trolling again, hopefully i can get the aethiest to fight the christians, that is always entertaining. Thank you for playing my game.
2002-07-04 12:32:26 AM  
Grivas Houston, TX? Sweet. Sweet crude that is.

You're a Bush supporter, right? Were you pretty sweaty after his last jog?

~ Pinky ~
2002-07-04 12:32:35 AM  
Happy farking 4th everyone! Everyone have a safe holiday and have far too much fun. Keep on rocking in the free world.

/me starts passing out the beers.
2002-07-04 12:33:50 AM  
Happy 4th ya'll!

Beer/wine/bongs and song all around!!!!

^insert or take out what you want above:-)

*cranks up the music*
2002-07-04 12:34:01 AM  
America is made up of Christian Conservative assholes who feast upon the smaller arab countries that are full of muslim lunatics while making the european countries their biatch at the same time.

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2002-07-04 12:34:17 AM  
Happy 4th all!
2002-07-04 12:34:24 AM  
Nutsack: I'm just so thrilled someone responded to my post, I'll get sucked into any damn argument!! Happy 4th, Sack!
2002-07-04 12:34:45 AM  
That's what I thought.
It's all about drinkin' and blowin' stuff up.
2002-07-04 12:35:00 AM  
Happy 4th DrLearned, we all got drinking to do...
2002-07-04 12:35:02 AM  
Happy Independence Day to everyone in the land of Fark.....
2002-07-04 12:35:20 AM  
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2002-07-04 12:35:36 AM  
I farking lost my bag of pot.. i'm so mad.
2002-07-04 12:36:02 AM  
2002-07-04 12:36:57 AM  
Eating meat is wrong, we should base our government around PETA
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FNG [TotalFark]
2002-07-04 12:37:51 AM  
nutsack and all trollers - when you're older than 13, you'll realize you just can't kill everyone's buzz on a day like today. go read your winnie the pooh, and for once, leave this thread to those who celebrate and honor this day.
2002-07-04 12:38:40 AM  
FNG, is it trolling if I admit I'm trolling?
2002-07-04 12:39:08 AM  
Ahh America, so many things to be proud of, so very many things to be mortified by.

Sadly, these days, I find myself more mortified than not. Might have something to do with a little assmonkey in the white house.
2002-07-04 12:39:09 AM  
Happy 4th!!
Here's the reason why...
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2002-07-04 12:39:23 AM  
Happy Indulgence Day Everyone!!!
Happy DrunkenPyro Day Everyone!!
Hm. Guess I wasn't done trolling.
2002-07-04 12:40:05 AM  
did someone say ass monkey
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2002-07-04 12:40:06 AM  
Driving home from my other job not long ago, I stopped on the radio station where I work and heard Red Skelton discussing The Pledge Of Allegiance. It was ! Especially the frighteningly prophetic line about taking out the words "under God".
2002-07-04 12:40:28 AM  
damn you're quick, Ouroborus

Mods may delete
2002-07-04 12:41:03 AM  
DrLearned - Good for you if you think that. For me, rather go to hell than France. The people are physically and inwardly dirty. Always wondered how 200k can lead into such different people - Germany and Belgium are nice. Fark France. Never be there again except to change planes.
2002-07-04 12:41:07 AM  
Tomorrow's highlight?

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Sorry, I couldn't resist.
2002-07-04 12:41:10 AM  
Oops. There was supposed to be a
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in there.
2002-07-04 12:42:19 AM  
Happy Fourth of July to all you Americans!
2002-07-04 12:42:52 AM  
It just wouldn't be the Fourth without crappy animated gifs. I salute you, Farkers!
2002-07-04 12:43:25 AM  
Trouble: heh, with the way Cheney is always hiding in the fortress of seclusion, that wouldn't accomplish much. Everyone knows he runs everything anyway.
FNG [TotalFark]
2002-07-04 12:43:28 AM  
Nutsack: you seem to have a sense of humor about it. and you're not really being mean or stupid, so - happy 4th to you :)
2002-07-04 12:43:57 AM  
Can't leave this place out.
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2002-07-04 12:44:18 AM  
DrToast: cool flag......can I hang it in my window?
2002-07-04 12:45:49 AM  
By the way, what the hell is up with lameoid states that want to ban fun. So far, I've lived in three states, each of which has banned consumer fireworks. Dammit! How am I to celebrate without high explosives?
2002-07-04 12:46:20 AM  
FNG, happy 4th to you too. I'm not trying to get a debate going as much as I'm just trying to direct this tread into weird akward places. If I have enough people talking about different crap this thread will become huge.
2002-07-04 12:47:00 AM  
StinkyPinky: "What in the freak ever happened to freedom. It was signed on as a recruit to George Bush's vendetta against Muslims."

Pinky, please, on behalf of the rest of the country, suck our dicks.
2002-07-04 12:47:06 AM  
Trouble: Dude that is so wrong! a way. *grin*

I would rather the aliens just take bush away for another colonoscopy than them blast our revered Capitol. But if that's what it takes.... wait!

Okay, now I am for sure being monitored. I feel it as I type these words.

Oh, what the heck. Monitor away!

~ Pinky ~
2002-07-04 12:47:14 AM  
Oh, and, the whole thing is only made more poignant by the fact that here, in Georgia, there are probably more _guns_ than people. Damn government assheads.. "gee, we better protect them from fireworks.. but arm them to the teeth with actual weapons"
2002-07-04 12:47:38 AM  
umm, let me try this for flame bait...Hookahs and bongs are better than dugouts and joints
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