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2002-07-04 12:02:42 AM
Happy!
 
2002-07-04 12:02:43 AM
Where are the fireworks! I want fireworks.

Will settle for boobies.
 
2002-07-04 12:02:49 AM
Have a happy, safe, and unsober holiday everyone!

- One4k4
 
2002-07-04 12:03:41 AM
Let the drinking begin. I've already got a head start.
 
2002-07-04 12:04:11 AM
I'm Canadian!
I feel descriminated against.

Prepare for a class action suit, Fark!
 
2002-07-04 12:04:20 AM
Happy happy
Joy joy!
 
2002-07-04 12:04:52 AM
Boobies for the 4th......

Be extra carefull with the illegal boobies, for grownups only!
 
2002-07-04 12:05:03 AM
weeee!!!!!!!
 
2002-07-04 12:05:06 AM


shiat, I'm just glad it ain't Thanksgiving
 
2002-07-04 12:05:20 AM
Weeee!
 
2002-07-04 12:05:41 AM
USA!USA!USA!
 
2002-07-04 12:06:37 AM
ummm...independence day... good movie
 
2002-07-04 12:06:52 AM
It's my parents' anniversary today *sniff*

What should I get them?
 
2002-07-04 12:07:05 AM
A little something for the dyslexics:
ASU! ASU! ASU!
 
2002-07-04 12:07:05 AM
mi-gwitch.
 
2002-07-04 12:07:05 AM
What is Vegas giving on the over/under for fireworks injuries this year?
 
2002-07-04 12:07:12 AM
w00t!
 
2002-07-04 12:07:54 AM
Whatever. Another excuse for americans to get shnit-faced drunk and blow things up.
I celebrate Independence Day every day, and I don't need another excuse to take a day off work to do it.
 
2002-07-04 12:08:53 AM


Love it or leave it.
 
2002-07-04 12:09:18 AM
I saw a thing on the news that the average fireworks show has 500 shells.

Tonight's in Staten Island will have 28,000

I say one pair of boobies for every shell
 
2002-07-04 12:09:28 AM
Fireworks injuries usually around 6600. That's a lot of fingers and other appendages lost. Oh well
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2002-07-04 12:10:01 AM
happy 4th everyone! eat, drink, be merry, be safe.

 
2002-07-04 12:10:02 AM
I got 413.22 that says this will decline into a flame war into less than 23 posts.
 
2002-07-04 12:10:49 AM
but its not july 4th yet! Whats with the early post.
 
2002-07-04 12:11:10 AM
i'm indian and german, so i don't know what the hell to celebrate...
 
2002-07-04 12:11:12 AM


 
2002-07-04 12:11:13 AM
I don't have that much money to bet. I have $13.22.
 
2002-07-04 12:11:46 AM
Happy Independence Day, USA.

Signed,

Your Northern Neighbour
 
2002-07-04 12:11:57 AM
Rather than "love it or leave it", how about if I just "like it alot and travel overseas every so often"?
 
2002-07-04 12:12:59 AM
Happy Fourth of July to all FARKettes/FARKers.
I guess we will find out who the people were that had accidents with explosives when we see even shoddier typing mistakes due to lost fingers.
 
2002-07-04 12:13:08 AM
Yeah, and I'm STILL AT FRIGGIN WORK! AAARRGH! Stupid flightline monkeys always wait until 9 o clock to tell us "Hey, didn't you know? We need op checks done on 2 jets out there! Gotta do it tonight, too!"


I HATE THE FLIGHTLINE!!!

So I'm sitting here, waiting for our crew to get back so we can GO HOME for our much deservde 4 day weekend.

In the meantime...pod humping!

 
2002-07-04 12:13:17 AM
Americans are as bad as the French and Hitler's Nazi party. Debate.

^I'm actually from the US, and like the u.s. I just want to start the fire early.
 
2002-07-04 12:13:19 AM
Pffffffffffft Pffffffft cough cough hack hack
don't Bogart that joint my friend...
USA kicks-ass , kiss our collective ass you greezy,towel headed motherfarkers !
 
2002-07-04 12:13:39 AM
07-04-02 12:10:49 AM
FortunesFool

but its not july 4th yet! Whats with the early post.


Umm, check your own time post. Fark's in Kentucky, right? Eastern time? That's what's with it.
 
2002-07-04 12:14:29 AM
Happy 4th, ya filthy animals.
 
2002-07-04 12:14:50 AM
DO NOT set off any fireworks if a AC-130 Spectre gunship is flying overhead.......
 
2002-07-04 12:15:59 AM
Gee, didn't take long for someone to throw out a racial slur.
Kentucky, you say? Figures.
 
2002-07-04 12:16:51 AM
Hoosier--
Best Post Yet.
 
2002-07-04 12:18:06 AM
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
 
2002-07-04 12:19:26 AM
SLAYERSWINE: Nice one!
 
2002-07-04 12:19:37 AM
I'm in kentucky... we are central time...
 
2002-07-04 12:19:48 AM
 
2002-07-04 12:20:13 AM
I am a true patriot. I would gladly die to defend what is right. I do not have that opportunity.

Instead I sit helpless. Writing my congressman. Yeah, that will help. I include my $20 contribution for my "Stop the War" pledge.

And sometimes I cry.

What in the freak ever happened to freedom. It was signed on as a recruit to George Bush's vendetta against Muslims.

Well I intend to change this. I will be out at the polls.

This country needs at least five (5) viable parties.
The founders feared that "parties" would ruin the US.
They were close. It is the multi-national corporations that "finance/buy" the parties.

End unfair taxation!
Stop the war machine and military-Industrial Complex.
Shore up the Constitution, don't dismantle it.

I love this country. Don't destroy it.

~ Pinky ~
 
2002-07-04 12:20:28 AM
I am America !
 
2002-07-04 12:20:41 AM
Should say "God Bless America-not like last year."
Okay, I'm done trolling.
 
2002-07-04 12:20:50 AM
some of the state is not though... sorry
 
2002-07-04 12:20:52 AM

07-04-02 12:13:08 AM Deus
Yeah, and I'm STILL AT FRIGGIN WORK! AAARRGH! Stupid flightline monkeys always wait until 9 o clock to tell us "Hey, didn't you know? We need op checks done on 2 jets out there! Gotta do it tonight, too!"


I HATE THE FLIGHTLINE!!!

So I'm sitting here, waiting for our crew to get back so we can GO HOME for our much deservde 4 day weekend.

In the meantime...pod humping!


BHAhahahahaha

I was a 461.. Uhhh. they changed the numbers all around a while back too, ex bb stacker here. Working the flight line is cool to a young un, until beforementioned pilots decide 30 minutes before a shift change that they want a load of training bombs loaded. Oh cool another 2 hours tacked onto the end of my shift, thanks assheads.
 
2002-07-04 12:21:14 AM

Happy Independance Day Fark!

wh00t!!
 
2002-07-04 12:22:06 AM
light fuse...step away
 
2002-07-04 12:23:14 AM
Cappy Goat,
Thanks. Have a Great 4th of July, bro !

Deus,
Hey man, SOMEBODY has to do it ! Keep up the good work !
 
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