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(Guardian)   Lone survivor of Lexington plane crash's first words were "Why did God do this to me?" Thus disappointing those who picked "What the hell was THAT?" in the pool   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 147
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2006-09-06 03:22:42 PM
That God. He's such a prankster.
 
2006-09-06 03:26:26 PM
Why did god do what? Let you live?

Good question, why did he let an incompentent co-pilot live while killing all the other people on the plane. I'd like to know the answer to that too.
 
2006-09-06 03:27:36 PM
www.gamysteries.zerobrains.com
 
2006-09-06 03:42:49 PM
Survivor: Why did God do this to me?

God: Do what?
 
2006-09-06 03:43:06 PM
Geeze Lousie does no one actually read the bible? God stopped punishing people with shiat like that after Jesus died. That causing bad things to happen to you and your loved ones was the old testament fire and brimstone god.

DISCLAIMER: I haven't read the thing cover to cover in the past 7 years so I might be forgetting something but I don't think I am.
 
2006-09-06 05:48:32 PM
Because god isn't real.
 
2006-09-06 05:48:40 PM
dj4aces that was the first thing I thought of.
 
2006-09-06 05:48:53 PM
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

/obvious
 
2006-09-06 05:49:29 PM
Gwendolyn

Geeze Lousie does no one actually read the bible? God stopped punishing people with shiat like that after Jesus died. That causing bad things to happen to you and your loved ones was the old testament fire and brimstone god.

DISCLAIMER: I haven't read the thing cover to cover in the past 7 years so I might be forgetting something but I don't think I am.


Why do you hate Christians?
 
2006-09-06 05:49:31 PM
Maybe he's Unbreakable.
 
2006-09-06 05:49:38 PM
Oh poop, I had images off... consider me lynx-friendly
 
2006-09-06 05:49:50 PM
Gwendolyn

Does the Bible actually say anywhere that God is done with the meddling crap ?
 
2006-09-06 05:49:58 PM
God didn't do shiat to you, dude. You and the pilot did it to the other 48 people on board. Have fun living with that for the rest of your life.
 
2006-09-06 05:50:10 PM
The lone tower operator had turned to do administrative work as the plane turned onto the wrong runway and tried to take off, officials said. According to FAA guidelines, two control tower operators should have been working at the time.

the ATC farked up...get a rope.
 
2006-09-06 05:50:35 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.
 
2006-09-06 05:50:48 PM
Hey, don't blame me. I invented magnetism for many reasons, but one was so that you would CHECK YOUR COMPASS HEADING BEFORE GETTING ON THE RUNWAY.

Oh, and Darwin says hi, see you soon.
 
2006-09-06 05:50:57 PM
Because you voted Democrat.
 
2006-09-06 05:51:05 PM
Shoulda said, "Ta da!" or "So that happened."

/"Got nuthin'"
 
2006-09-06 05:51:12 PM
MAN: "Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid TV show?"
KENT: "No, Cher won an Academy Award and Sonny's a Congressman!"
Man: "Good-night!" [Immediately Dies.]
 
2006-09-06 05:51:22 PM
I thought it would be "Why is Conan O'Brien so insensitive?!?!?"
 
2006-09-06 05:52:02 PM
The controller had about two hours sleep plus being there alone. Obviously this is Bush's fault. Flame on.
 
2006-09-06 05:52:02 PM
I dunno. Ask the pilo...oh wait EVERYONE ELSE ONE THE PLANE IS DEAD.

Yup. God hates you.
 
2006-09-06 05:52:16 PM
The Deity ftw!
 
2006-09-06 05:52:20 PM
God hates Christians
 
2006-09-06 05:52:50 PM
I blame Ronald Reagan.
 
2006-09-06 05:53:04 PM
Between arbitrating touchdown distribution, God can be quite the playful li'l scamp!
 
2006-09-06 05:53:24 PM
you f-up and you live. that almost esplains everythin.
 
2006-09-06 05:54:09 PM
It wasn't God, it was George W. Bush.
 
2006-09-06 05:54:14 PM
Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then you would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power
 
2006-09-06 05:54:40 PM
he has a soft spot for assholes?
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WTF? Why did God kill the rest of them?
 
2006-09-06 05:54:53 PM
God gave you a preflight checklist. You didn't follow it. That's why!
 
2006-09-06 05:54:54 PM
Cruz said Polehinke's mother, Honey Jackson, told him: ``It was not God. It was just an accident.''

But the good stuff, you better praise God for that. That's ALWAYS God. Bad stuff that you deserve = God teaching you a lesson. Bad stuff that you don't deserve (although...as the copilot he is responsible for taking off the wrong farking runway) = Accident. Good stuff = God.
 
2006-09-06 05:55:33 PM
Cuz God hates you. He's also incompetent because he killed everyone but you. But what the hell, EH? It's just collateral damage. Happens to human governments all the time.
 
2006-09-06 05:55:41 PM
God was to busy watching a boxing match...
 
2006-09-06 05:56:15 PM
Why did God do this to you???

WHAAAAAAAT?

Looks like someone here does not believe in free will and chance. YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF!

You chose to be a pilot. You chose to go to work that day. Your plane crashed. Everyone died but you! DEAL WITH IT!

Stupid cry baby blaming God for his own actions!

/we all know its not Gods fault...its Bushs fault!
 
2006-09-06 05:56:50 PM
Because you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
 
2006-09-06 05:57:25 PM
Because the lord is a rotten bastard?
 
2006-09-06 05:57:36 PM
he had a newly-forming planet spinning in one hand, a cell phone in the other... and last but not least... Karateeeeeeee-ya!

/God kill whoever made that Dunkin' Donuts ad. Kill them dead.
 
2006-09-06 05:58:25 PM
Samuel L. Jackson wanted for questioning.
 
2006-09-06 05:58:55 PM
for the active mockers of this fellow that also, somehow, believe in God:

uhm, what's the point then ? If God isn't dicking around in the major events of a persons life, then what are you looking for in this God ?
 
2006-09-06 05:59:36 PM
According to federal investigators, Polehinke was controlling Comair Flight 5191 when it the regional jet took off from a too-short runway at Lexington's Blue Grass Airport, crashed and caught fire in a nearby field on Aug. 27. He was pulled to safety from the broken cockpit, but everyone else aboard the plane died in the crash and fire.

This asshole has the gall to blubber about his sad fate?

He was flying the f*cking plane and crashed it! He killed 49 people!

He should be asking, "why did I survive," and be filled with remorse, not self-pity!

And no, it is not the controllers' duty to ensure planes n on the right runway when cleared. The pilot and co-pilot are supposed to ensure that, and check their f*cking compass before they roll!
 
2006-09-06 06:00:04 PM
Because you touch yourself at night...
 
2006-09-06 06:00:39 PM
Polehinke's mother, Honey Jackson, told him: ``It was not God. It was just an accident.'
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If god didn't save him, who did? couldn't possibly be the medical personell, or the guys who pulled him from the plane, huh?
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Plane crashed = accident? actually, it wasn't an accident, it was a fark-up

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were all the rest on the plane homos?
is this guy waiting for marriage, so god spared him?
did all the others take god's name in vain?
do all the others support homosexuals?
is this guy the only one who honored mommy & daddy?
did the others not honor the sabbath?
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2006-09-06 06:00:42 PM
dbaggins
for the active mockers of this fellow that also, somehow, believe in God:

uhm, what's the point then? If God isn't dicking around in the major events of a persons life, then what are you looking for in this God?


the chewy nougat center!
 
2006-09-06 06:02:08 PM
God was supposed to be the co-pilot, that was the deal anyway...
 
2006-09-06 06:02:23 PM
What an idiot.

Obviously he's still in pretty bad shape after the crash, but that's no reason for him to be talking gibberish and nonsense.

'god' is just a figment of this guy's imagination. If he thinks that 'god' did something to him, what he is really saying is that he did it to himself.

The real cause of the crash is that the plane was trying to take off from the WRONG RUNWAY, in which case 'god' here is either the air traffic controller who pointed him to the wrong runway, or the asshat who was flying the plane at the time.

I wish people would get a farking clue
 
2006-09-06 06:02:29 PM
Interesting. Some of you seem to have the notion of God being a human figure who sit's around and chooses to give us thing's or to take them away.
But what I was taught (and have understood through the Bible) is that God did his thing, created life, and through the human mind and spirit guides everyday people through life.
He is not in control. We are endowed with free will. Therefore, God can never give you love, or give you pain. The responsibility is ours.
 
2006-09-06 06:02:53 PM
God loves you.
everyone else thinks you're a farking a-hole.
 
2006-09-06 06:03:52 PM
"Why did God do this to me? I kept trying to tell the pilot we were on the wrong runway!" Hey he can make up whetever story he wants now.
 
2006-09-06 06:04:29 PM
I think he said, "Why did Zod do this to me?"

/Kneel before Zod!!!
 
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