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(Yahoo)   Another sign the apocalypse is near: The Gwen Stefani fashion dolls   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2006-09-06 12:35:29 PM  
My god ... her head is HUGE!
How does she hold it up and walk?

It's not to scale?
oh, nevermind.
 
2006-09-06 03:24:32 PM  
Looks scale to me.
 
2006-09-06 03:29:11 PM  
Yes, but does it sell out and turn into a hip-hop-hooker when you pull a string on its back? No? Then it just ain't accurate.

/I miss No Doubt
//when she was "just a girl"
///oh la la, that pout is unforgettable
 
2006-09-06 03:29:38 PM  
gwen does have nice nipples

/just sayin
 
2006-09-06 03:30:17 PM  
I don't know, ChairmanKaga, it doesn't look like a thousand cocks could fit in one of those dolls to me.
 
2006-09-06 03:32:10 PM  
I . . . am . . .agog.
 
2006-09-06 03:32:17 PM  
That's hot

/would hit it
 
2006-09-06 03:32:18 PM  
I'd hit it.

Is it... accurate?
 
2006-09-06 03:32:49 PM  
No! They're ACTION FIGURES!
 
2006-09-06 03:33:02 PM  
When do they release the Gwen Stefani Real Doll?
 
2006-09-06 03:33:22 PM  
This sh*t is BANANAS

B A N A N A S

//got nothin'
 
2006-09-06 03:33:47 PM  
Aren't you peeps talking about Courtney Love, not Gwen?
What's wrong with Gwen??
 
2006-09-06 03:33:49 PM  
BarkingPumpkin it depends on the cock...
 
2006-09-06 03:33:58 PM  
As someone in the "collectacles" industry- they would have been HIGHLY collectable had they not been in Target.
About 200 Mezo dolls of this would have been awesome.
But feh.
 
2006-09-06 03:34:55 PM  
Now all the cool tween girls can play "Dress the Ugly Bag O' Antlers Like a Hooker".

/It must be tough for a woman when her husband is prettier than she is.
 
2006-09-06 03:38:31 PM  
I was sorta using mine as a reference, tick1111, and I tend to be fairly modest about my massiv...gargantu...average size.
 
2006-09-06 03:38:37 PM  
Wait a minute! The doll has breasts. How inaccurate!
 
2006-09-06 03:39:27 PM  
MikeMc: Dress the Ugly Bag O' Antlers Like a Hooker

Not sure who you are describing

img236.imageshack.us

Having met her back in the No Doubt days, she has always been tall, flat, and thin. Thats not from starving herself, its just how she is built.
 
2006-09-06 03:39:54 PM  
Cup_O_Jo: As someone in the "collectacles" industry


Is that anything like the "collectables" industry?
 
2006-09-06 03:40:01 PM  
Meh. Stupid.

Why is everything so stupid these days?

/git off mah lawn!
 
2006-09-06 03:40:23 PM  
They look like Bratz.

Another reason to be mildly irked by Gwen Stefani.
 
2006-09-06 03:40:53 PM  
scseth: Having met her back in the No Doubt days, she has always been tall, flat, and thin. Thats not from starving herself, its just how she is built.

She's tall? I always pictured her as 5'4" or so.
 
2006-09-06 03:41:09 PM  
oldfarthenry: gwen.justgotowned.com
 
2006-09-06 03:42:27 PM  
I think the apocalypse cliche is overstating things a bit.

/loved Gwen before she became Madonna
 
2006-09-06 03:42:30 PM  
I hate her for marrying my boyfriend
 
2006-09-06 03:42:40 PM  
www.canmag.com

Approves

/dont judge me monkey
 
2006-09-06 03:42:55 PM  
Slacquer: She's tall? I always pictured her as 5'4" or so.

OK, tall might be a stretch. She's 5'6".
 
2006-09-06 03:47:04 PM  
Grandmaster: Cup_O_Jo: As someone in the "collectacles" industry

Is that anything like the "collectables" industry?



Sort of, except that it caters to a specialized market for people who exclusively collect testicles and testicle products.
 
2006-09-06 03:47:28 PM  
i'd hit it and keep it.

i've drooled over her for 10 years now...ain't about to stop.
 
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2006-09-06 03:48:26 PM  
z.about.com

"I don't know what a Hollaback girl is. All I know is that I want her dead."
 
2006-09-06 03:48:51 PM  
Pucca

"I hate her for marrying my boyfriend"

Maybe we should work together....
 
2006-09-06 03:50:32 PM  
Still, now that I have the image of a 6'0" Gwen in my mind, life will not be the same.
 
2006-09-06 03:51:16 PM  
Gwen is farking hot what are you people talking about?
 
2006-09-06 03:52:08 PM  
"gwen.justgotowned.com"

Wow. That's slightly more annoying then Gwen's "Hollaback Girl" song.


farbekrieg:
Heh. Grandma's Boy was pretty funny.
 
2006-09-06 03:52:55 PM  
If ever there was an artist that needed to die in a plane at the peak of her success... it was Gwen.

fark Gwen.
 
2006-09-06 03:53:27 PM  
I'd hit it.

Gwen too
 
2006-09-06 03:55:09 PM  
JOED -- Gwen is farking hot, but that face does not look good on a Bratz doll.
-------------------------------------------------

To Gwen: Just get out of the spotlight, you left No Doubt... *sigh*, just go.
 
2006-09-06 03:55:48 PM  
She's always been thin, however per pregger boobies were rather diturbing to look at.

Grapefruits tacked to a board.
 
2006-09-06 03:58:43 PM  
chaos731

Yes, but does it sell out and turn into a hip-hop-hooker when you pull a string on its back? No? Then it just ain't accurate.

Well said, my friend. What happened to this chick? She used to be kind of hot in a riot-girlish way. Now she's excruciatingly vapid. Bring back the No Doubt Gwen, please, not this freaking Christina Aguilera look-alike.
 
2006-09-06 03:59:58 PM  
Grandmaster: Is that anything like the "collectables" industry?

no, it's more like the "collectibles" industry
 
2006-09-06 04:00:20 PM  
The doll is not to scale, her head is too small and her breasts too big.
 
2006-09-06 04:02:28 PM  
uh-huh thats my sh**, thats my sh**
 
2006-09-06 04:04:45 PM  
Pardon me for one second: I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Gwen Stefani. I hate her music, whether as a solo act or part of a group, I hate her obnoxious clothes and style, I hate her brittle white-trash Tonya Harding-looking face, I hate every last California girl thing about her. I hope she gets raped by a bear and dies of cancer. I hate her almost as much as I hate Sean Combs, which is saying something. Thank you.

*whew* I had to get that out of my system
 
2006-09-06 04:05:05 PM  
scseth: Not sure who you are describing


i113.photobucket.com
 
2006-09-06 04:06:48 PM  
Sandwich sold seperatly?
 
2006-09-06 04:07:42 PM  
MikeMc: i113.photobucket.com

I wasnt arguing whether she is hot or not. I just dont think she should be put in the same category as Nicole Richie and Kate Moss like MikeMc was suggesting.
 
2006-09-06 04:07:49 PM  
That's it, I blame Bush for this apocalypse and I'm never going to forgive him because we will all be dead.
 
2006-09-06 04:09:10 PM  
Yes, but does it sell out and turn into a hip-hop-hooker when you pull a string on its back? No? Then it just ain't accurate.

Well now, since we're talking about that time period, sing it with me, k?

Sell out; with me oh yea; sell out; with me tonight.
record company's gonna give me lots of money
and everything's gonna be (all right)
 
2006-09-06 04:09:14 PM  
How many posers does she have?
 
2006-09-06 04:09:54 PM  
"I don't know what a Hollaback girl is. All I know is that I want her dead."

I generally don't HATE songs, but that one is an exception.

/thinks a bobblehead would have been more fitting for Gwen these days.
 
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